Archie (Commissions closed)
@boutporkintime.bsky.social
Anti-fascist illustrator of SFW and NSFW work.
Over 30 Y.O. No RP.
DNI: Minors or people under 18.
Socials and commissions: https://linktr.ee/porkintime
Over 30 Y.O. No RP.
DNI: Minors or people under 18.
Socials and commissions: https://linktr.ee/porkintime
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Managed to get this out yesterday evening while taking a break from convention stuff. I decided to make my personal OC dress more like how I would irl.
#art
#art
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Gonna do some doodles of me & @yeentrash.bsky.social Indonesia adventure.
My world view is shattered
My world view is shattered
July 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Gonna do some doodles of me & @yeentrash.bsky.social Indonesia adventure.
My world view is shattered
My world view is shattered
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God, this is so real.
youtube.com/shorts/XYVJM...
youtube.com/shorts/XYVJM...
That one small town cashier on Black Friday🛒 #dollargeneral #blackfriday #south #comedy #funny
YouTube video by Amanda Meadows
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
God, this is so real.
youtube.com/shorts/XYVJM...
youtube.com/shorts/XYVJM...
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
Fucking FINALLY.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Fucking FINALLY.
Took my Renny off road for the first time today and it did great. Should be trail ready very soon.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Took my Renny off road for the first time today and it did great. Should be trail ready very soon.
Is there an infectious disease one *would* want on their penis? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is there an infectious disease one *would* want on their penis? 🤔
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
Mandatory, non-skippable chase sequences in Metroidvanias should be illegal.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Mandatory, non-skippable chase sequences in Metroidvanias should be illegal.
Look, vaccines don’t cause autism. But if they did, I’d much rather be on the spectrum than in an iron lung.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Look, vaccines don’t cause autism. But if they did, I’d much rather be on the spectrum than in an iron lung.
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
Finally sat down and wrote the first scene for my story. Now that the ball is rolling the rest should be easy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Finally sat down and wrote the first scene for my story. Now that the ball is rolling the rest should be easy.
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I have no clue why I have trouble drawing firearms on an iPad but I can easily illustrate an entire Republican’s wet dream of an arsenal with pen and paper no issue.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I have no clue why I have trouble drawing firearms on an iPad but I can easily illustrate an entire Republican’s wet dream of an arsenal with pen and paper no issue.
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[conspirators AU]
post-mortem 💄
post-mortem 💄
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
[conspirators AU]
post-mortem 💄
post-mortem 💄
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Was looking forward to playing the COD Black Ops 7 campaign. But no pausing, no checkpoints, and requiring persistent internet connection? No thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Was looking forward to playing the COD Black Ops 7 campaign. But no pausing, no checkpoints, and requiring persistent internet connection? No thank you.
If ICE agents hide their faces because they’re scared they should probably pick a job that’s less “dangerous” for such pussies.
And I say dangerous in quotes since it seems most of their targets are harmless folks making a living and contributing to society.
Being less antagonistic could help too.
And I say dangerous in quotes since it seems most of their targets are harmless folks making a living and contributing to society.
Being less antagonistic could help too.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If ICE agents hide their faces because they’re scared they should probably pick a job that’s less “dangerous” for such pussies.
And I say dangerous in quotes since it seems most of their targets are harmless folks making a living and contributing to society.
Being less antagonistic could help too.
And I say dangerous in quotes since it seems most of their targets are harmless folks making a living and contributing to society.
Being less antagonistic could help too.
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Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
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His hubris will be his downfall
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
His hubris will be his downfall
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So I guess what I’m trying to say is what I’m planning I’m not sure anyone is expecting of me, and I’m relishing the chance to subvert any expectations of me and my body of work.
My main concern is if an audience will exist in general. 🤔
I’ve written fiction before, and my writing style and content is similar to early 90’s indie films. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino’s early works are among my favorite films, which influenced mumblecore (a genre I adore).
I’ve written fiction before, and my writing style and content is similar to early 90’s indie films. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino’s early works are among my favorite films, which influenced mumblecore (a genre I adore).
I’ve been thinking about this project for weeks now. If it’s something I really want to make or if anyone would even read it. But then I realise that nothing I’ve done in my life was for recognition, but for the fun of it. I’m in a position where art is and can remain a hobby indefinitely.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
So I guess what I’m trying to say is what I’m planning I’m not sure anyone is expecting of me, and I’m relishing the chance to subvert any expectations of me and my body of work.
My main concern is if an audience will exist in general. 🤔
I’ve written fiction before, and my writing style and content is similar to early 90’s indie films. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino’s early works are among my favorite films, which influenced mumblecore (a genre I adore).
I’ve written fiction before, and my writing style and content is similar to early 90’s indie films. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino’s early works are among my favorite films, which influenced mumblecore (a genre I adore).
I’ve been thinking about this project for weeks now. If it’s something I really want to make or if anyone would even read it. But then I realise that nothing I’ve done in my life was for recognition, but for the fun of it. I’m in a position where art is and can remain a hobby indefinitely.
Going to back into drawing this week. Working on commissions and also character design for a long-form work.
I’m leaning heavily towards making a graphic novel but at the very least I’m going to have a script done.
I’m leaning heavily towards making a graphic novel but at the very least I’m going to have a script done.
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My main concern is if an audience will exist in general. 🤔
I’ve written fiction before, and my writing style and content is similar to early 90’s indie films. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino’s early works are among my favorite films, which influenced mumblecore (a genre I adore).
I’ve written fiction before, and my writing style and content is similar to early 90’s indie films. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino’s early works are among my favorite films, which influenced mumblecore (a genre I adore).
I’ve been thinking about this project for weeks now. If it’s something I really want to make or if anyone would even read it. But then I realise that nothing I’ve done in my life was for recognition, but for the fun of it. I’m in a position where art is and can remain a hobby indefinitely.
Going to back into drawing this week. Working on commissions and also character design for a long-form work.
I’m leaning heavily towards making a graphic novel but at the very least I’m going to have a script done.
I’m leaning heavily towards making a graphic novel but at the very least I’m going to have a script done.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’ve been thinking about this project for weeks now. If it’s something I really want to make or if anyone would even read it. But then I realise that nothing I’ve done in my life was for recognition, but for the fun of it. I’m in a position where art is and can remain a hobby indefinitely.