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Archie (Commissions closed)
@boutporkintime.bsky.social
Anti-fascist illustrator of SFW and NSFW work.
Over 30 Y.O. No RP.
DNI: Minors or people under 18.
Socials and commissions: https://linktr.ee/porkintime
Yes, please, Jesus Christ!! 😭🙏
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Is there an infectious disease one *would* want on their penis? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have to relocate the control box for my new winch but the housing is too large to mount anywhere so I got a third party external housing. I'm not sure why the manufacturer thought not using strain relief nuts not large enough for 2AWG cable was a good idea but it was a fun project to "fix".
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I kind of want to subscribe to News+ just to find out what the fuck is happening with this man's dick.
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Please enjoy this sketch of a white collar wolf I did at work as I sat waiting for this long-ass script to run. #art
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Managed to get this out yesterday evening while taking a break from convention stuff. I decided to make my personal OC dress more like how I would irl.

#art
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Forgot my anti-anxiety meds. 👍🏾
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You reminded me if RE2 for the Tiger game dot com. XD
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's getting difficult for me to find many gems on vinyl lately that aren’t remasters or rereleases so this was a great find. The vinyl itself is in great condition too! 🤩
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Not Panda Express subtly reminding me I need to start working on commissions. 😅
September 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Loungin’ Leroy”

@projectionedge.bsky.social suggested I draw Leroy from The Catillac Cats for Dogust. I did actually want to draw the cast from that show sometime tbh so this would be a good starting point.

#art #dogust #fanart
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If your queue is 80 customers long and you’re a solo artist, you need to
August 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Why I dislike the original Metroid for the NES. 😑
August 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m glad these actors got jobs, but given that we had The Owl House, this is giving “Legends of Chima” replacing “Thundercats 2011” vibes.
August 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is why I don’t understand barefooting. I kept feeling a sharp pain in my heel while walking the archery range today. Found out I stepped on a nail of some sort. My shoe’s insole was the only thing keeping me from getting wounded.
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dogust - Heeler Family Outing

Bandit, Chili and the kids on holiday near the coast.

#dogust #bluey #art
August 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Christmas in July - The Randy Reindeer

Decided to do one more of these! I couldn't think of anything so my buddy @nokemy.bsky.social suggested I draw a reindeer.

So here's one resting on a snowbank after the gym, with energy to spare!
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Jesus Christ I thought there were just three Air Bud movies. 😵‍💫
July 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
#nsfw art examples. Commission form link here: forms.gle/tan9dU4DifeK...
July 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Someone asked so I thought “sure, why the hell not?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m opening for commissions again. See reply for adult art examples.

If you’re interested please use this form: forms.gle/fC8S3j7neXeQ...
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Christmas In July - Sounding Santa"
#ptnsfw #nsfw #gilf

Mrs. Claus using a candy cane in Santa's favorite way!
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Christmas in July - Kreeping Krampus"

I’ve been wanting to draw this guy for ages! What better time than the present? 😁
I realised he’s a little less hairy than most versions but I’m just gonna say it’s too hot so he shaved. 😏

#art #christmas #krampus
July 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This thing is so big! 😱
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"The Horse Is Here (Giggity)”

Gift pic for @bioxz.bsky.social and @huskerfox.bsky.social
Was inspired after seeing a wip the former was drawing for the latter the other night.

Was an interesting, difficult, yet rewarding experience redrawing an entire scene!

#art #ptssfw #parody #familyguy
July 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I noticed a couple errors with the original post. Here’s the corrected version!
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM