Archie (Commissions closed)
@boutporkintime.bsky.social
Anti-fascist illustrator of SFW and NSFW work.
Over 30 Y.O. No RP.
DNI: Minors or people under 18.
Socials and commissions: https://linktr.ee/porkintime
Over 30 Y.O. No RP.
DNI: Minors or people under 18.
Socials and commissions: https://linktr.ee/porkintime
Yes, please, Jesus Christ!! 😭🙏
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yes, please, Jesus Christ!! 😭🙏
Is there an infectious disease one *would* want on their penis? 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is there an infectious disease one *would* want on their penis? 🤔
I have to relocate the control box for my new winch but the housing is too large to mount anywhere so I got a third party external housing. I'm not sure why the manufacturer thought not using strain relief nuts not large enough for 2AWG cable was a good idea but it was a fun project to "fix".
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I have to relocate the control box for my new winch but the housing is too large to mount anywhere so I got a third party external housing. I'm not sure why the manufacturer thought not using strain relief nuts not large enough for 2AWG cable was a good idea but it was a fun project to "fix".
I kind of want to subscribe to News+ just to find out what the fuck is happening with this man's dick.
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I kind of want to subscribe to News+ just to find out what the fuck is happening with this man's dick.
Managed to get this out yesterday evening while taking a break from convention stuff. I decided to make my personal OC dress more like how I would irl.
#art
#art
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Managed to get this out yesterday evening while taking a break from convention stuff. I decided to make my personal OC dress more like how I would irl.
#art
#art
Forgot my anti-anxiety meds. 👍🏾
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Forgot my anti-anxiety meds. 👍🏾
You reminded me if RE2 for the Tiger game dot com. XD
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You reminded me if RE2 for the Tiger game dot com. XD
It's getting difficult for me to find many gems on vinyl lately that aren’t remasters or rereleases so this was a great find. The vinyl itself is in great condition too! 🤩
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's getting difficult for me to find many gems on vinyl lately that aren’t remasters or rereleases so this was a great find. The vinyl itself is in great condition too! 🤩
Not Panda Express subtly reminding me I need to start working on commissions. 😅
September 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Not Panda Express subtly reminding me I need to start working on commissions. 😅
“Loungin’ Leroy”
@projectionedge.bsky.social suggested I draw Leroy from The Catillac Cats for Dogust. I did actually want to draw the cast from that show sometime tbh so this would be a good starting point.
#art #dogust #fanart
@projectionedge.bsky.social suggested I draw Leroy from The Catillac Cats for Dogust. I did actually want to draw the cast from that show sometime tbh so this would be a good starting point.
#art #dogust #fanart
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“Loungin’ Leroy”
@projectionedge.bsky.social suggested I draw Leroy from The Catillac Cats for Dogust. I did actually want to draw the cast from that show sometime tbh so this would be a good starting point.
#art #dogust #fanart
@projectionedge.bsky.social suggested I draw Leroy from The Catillac Cats for Dogust. I did actually want to draw the cast from that show sometime tbh so this would be a good starting point.
#art #dogust #fanart
If your queue is 80 customers long and you’re a solo artist, you need to
August 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If your queue is 80 customers long and you’re a solo artist, you need to
Why I dislike the original Metroid for the NES. 😑
August 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why I dislike the original Metroid for the NES. 😑
I’m glad these actors got jobs, but given that we had The Owl House, this is giving “Legends of Chima” replacing “Thundercats 2011” vibes.
August 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m glad these actors got jobs, but given that we had The Owl House, this is giving “Legends of Chima” replacing “Thundercats 2011” vibes.
This is why I don’t understand barefooting. I kept feeling a sharp pain in my heel while walking the archery range today. Found out I stepped on a nail of some sort. My shoe’s insole was the only thing keeping me from getting wounded.
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is why I don’t understand barefooting. I kept feeling a sharp pain in my heel while walking the archery range today. Found out I stepped on a nail of some sort. My shoe’s insole was the only thing keeping me from getting wounded.
Christmas in July - The Randy Reindeer
Decided to do one more of these! I couldn't think of anything so my buddy @nokemy.bsky.social suggested I draw a reindeer.
So here's one resting on a snowbank after the gym, with energy to spare!
Decided to do one more of these! I couldn't think of anything so my buddy @nokemy.bsky.social suggested I draw a reindeer.
So here's one resting on a snowbank after the gym, with energy to spare!
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Christmas in July - The Randy Reindeer
Decided to do one more of these! I couldn't think of anything so my buddy @nokemy.bsky.social suggested I draw a reindeer.
So here's one resting on a snowbank after the gym, with energy to spare!
Decided to do one more of these! I couldn't think of anything so my buddy @nokemy.bsky.social suggested I draw a reindeer.
So here's one resting on a snowbank after the gym, with energy to spare!
Jesus Christ I thought there were just three Air Bud movies. 😵💫
July 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Jesus Christ I thought there were just three Air Bud movies. 😵💫
#nsfw art examples. Commission form link here: forms.gle/tan9dU4DifeK...
July 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#nsfw art examples. Commission form link here: forms.gle/tan9dU4DifeK...
Someone asked so I thought “sure, why the hell not?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m opening for commissions again. See reply for adult art examples.
If you’re interested please use this form: forms.gle/fC8S3j7neXeQ...
I’m opening for commissions again. See reply for adult art examples.
If you’re interested please use this form: forms.gle/fC8S3j7neXeQ...
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Someone asked so I thought “sure, why the hell not?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m opening for commissions again. See reply for adult art examples.
If you’re interested please use this form: forms.gle/fC8S3j7neXeQ...
I’m opening for commissions again. See reply for adult art examples.
If you’re interested please use this form: forms.gle/fC8S3j7neXeQ...
"Christmas in July - Kreeping Krampus"
I’ve been wanting to draw this guy for ages! What better time than the present? 😁
I realised he’s a little less hairy than most versions but I’m just gonna say it’s too hot so he shaved. 😏
#art #christmas #krampus
I’ve been wanting to draw this guy for ages! What better time than the present? 😁
I realised he’s a little less hairy than most versions but I’m just gonna say it’s too hot so he shaved. 😏
#art #christmas #krampus
July 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"Christmas in July - Kreeping Krampus"
I’ve been wanting to draw this guy for ages! What better time than the present? 😁
I realised he’s a little less hairy than most versions but I’m just gonna say it’s too hot so he shaved. 😏
#art #christmas #krampus
I’ve been wanting to draw this guy for ages! What better time than the present? 😁
I realised he’s a little less hairy than most versions but I’m just gonna say it’s too hot so he shaved. 😏
#art #christmas #krampus
This thing is so big! 😱
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This thing is so big! 😱
"The Horse Is Here (Giggity)”
Gift pic for @bioxz.bsky.social and @huskerfox.bsky.social
Was inspired after seeing a wip the former was drawing for the latter the other night.
Was an interesting, difficult, yet rewarding experience redrawing an entire scene!
#art #ptssfw #parody #familyguy
Gift pic for @bioxz.bsky.social and @huskerfox.bsky.social
Was inspired after seeing a wip the former was drawing for the latter the other night.
Was an interesting, difficult, yet rewarding experience redrawing an entire scene!
#art #ptssfw #parody #familyguy
July 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"The Horse Is Here (Giggity)”
Gift pic for @bioxz.bsky.social and @huskerfox.bsky.social
Was inspired after seeing a wip the former was drawing for the latter the other night.
Was an interesting, difficult, yet rewarding experience redrawing an entire scene!
#art #ptssfw #parody #familyguy
Gift pic for @bioxz.bsky.social and @huskerfox.bsky.social
Was inspired after seeing a wip the former was drawing for the latter the other night.
Was an interesting, difficult, yet rewarding experience redrawing an entire scene!
#art #ptssfw #parody #familyguy
I noticed a couple errors with the original post. Here’s the corrected version!
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I noticed a couple errors with the original post. Here’s the corrected version!