Boring Manager Rob 🅅
@bourboninexile.bsky.social
I do things at Graylog and BSides Orlando. Will run for Disney swag and free bananas. Privacy fan. Husband, dad, nerd, he/him. Veilid fanboy 🅅
While Fish and Churro aren’t fully convinced it was a good hire, management is pleased to welcome Cheez-It to our feline engineering team. She will be focusing on feathered toy deconstruction for the next few months.
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
While Fish and Churro aren’t fully convinced it was a good hire, management is pleased to welcome Cheez-It to our feline engineering team. She will be focusing on feathered toy deconstruction for the next few months.
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Sitting in an airport lounge and The 700 Club is on the tv behind me. This media bubble has zero overlap with my own media bubble beyond acknowledging that Hamas bad and did bad thing 2 years ago.
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Sitting in an airport lounge and The 700 Club is on the tv behind me. This media bubble has zero overlap with my own media bubble beyond acknowledging that Hamas bad and did bad thing 2 years ago.
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If the government is simply whatever Donald Trump wants, it makes no sense to vote to fund it
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If the government is simply whatever Donald Trump wants, it makes no sense to vote to fund it
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If a Democratic governor talks about punching people in the mouth, he is obviously filled with insatiable bloodlust.
If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.
If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.
How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left
If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf. If a right-wing activist is gunned ...
buff.ly
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If a Democratic governor talks about punching people in the mouth, he is obviously filled with insatiable bloodlust.
If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.
If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.
Rope drop at KSC for the IMAP launch
September 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Rope drop at KSC for the IMAP launch
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🚨 A few volunteer spots left for BSides Orlando! 🚨
Help out with 🎉 After Party, 🏴☠️ Contest/CTF, 💫 Floater shifts & more. Be part of the crew, make friends & power the community! 💜
📝 Sign up before they’re gone: https://bsidesorlando.org/participate/
#BSidesOrlando #Volunteers
Help out with 🎉 After Party, 🏴☠️ Contest/CTF, 💫 Floater shifts & more. Be part of the crew, make friends & power the community! 💜
📝 Sign up before they’re gone: https://bsidesorlando.org/participate/
#BSidesOrlando #Volunteers
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🚨 A few volunteer spots left for BSides Orlando! 🚨
Help out with 🎉 After Party, 🏴☠️ Contest/CTF, 💫 Floater shifts & more. Be part of the crew, make friends & power the community! 💜
📝 Sign up before they’re gone: https://bsidesorlando.org/participate/
#BSidesOrlando #Volunteers
Help out with 🎉 After Party, 🏴☠️ Contest/CTF, 💫 Floater shifts & more. Be part of the crew, make friends & power the community! 💜
📝 Sign up before they’re gone: https://bsidesorlando.org/participate/
#BSidesOrlando #Volunteers
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Das alles ist schon mal da gewesen....
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Das alles ist schon mal da gewesen....
John 11:35
“For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them. Where two or three thousand gather, that’s a riot waiting to happen. Send in the Marines.” (Matthew 18:20)
Thirteen Bible Verses That Prove Jesus Was a Republican
1. “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God… unl...
buff.ly
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
John 11:35
I’ve been a Dead Milkmen fan for over 3 decades. I never thought I’d be living in one of their songs. Had a big lizard in my backyard for the last 24 hours.
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’ve been a Dead Milkmen fan for over 3 decades. I never thought I’d be living in one of their songs. Had a big lizard in my backyard for the last 24 hours.
Support your local BSides. Volunteer.
The #BSidesLDN2025 Call for Volunteers is open!
All BSides events simply cannot run without the help of volunteers, and so, we need your help...
More information and to apply: bit.ly/BSidesLDN202...
#Security #BSides #London #Volunteers
All BSides events simply cannot run without the help of volunteers, and so, we need your help...
More information and to apply: bit.ly/BSidesLDN202...
#Security #BSides #London #Volunteers
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Support your local BSides. Volunteer.
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
Of the celebs who've recently passed the Brimley/Cocoon Line, Seacrest may be the oldest looking and even he doesn't look as old as Brimley did.
Born Dec. 24, 1974, Ryan Seacrest is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats Ryan! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
September 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Of the celebs who've recently passed the Brimley/Cocoon Line, Seacrest may be the oldest looking and even he doesn't look as old as Brimley did.
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🐊🚀 BSides Orlando After Party 🚀🐊
Sept 27, 7–10 PM • Celestial Ballroom @ The Celeste Hotel.
Lil’ Chompy says the con’s not over! Stick around for hallway track vibes, games, music, cash bar, giveaways & space to connect.
https://bsidesorlando.org/after_party
https://bsorl.org/room-block
Sept 27, 7–10 PM • Celestial Ballroom @ The Celeste Hotel.
Lil’ Chompy says the con’s not over! Stick around for hallway track vibes, games, music, cash bar, giveaways & space to connect.
https://bsidesorlando.org/after_party
https://bsorl.org/room-block
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🐊🚀 BSides Orlando After Party 🚀🐊
Sept 27, 7–10 PM • Celestial Ballroom @ The Celeste Hotel.
Lil’ Chompy says the con’s not over! Stick around for hallway track vibes, games, music, cash bar, giveaways & space to connect.
https://bsidesorlando.org/after_party
https://bsorl.org/room-block
Sept 27, 7–10 PM • Celestial Ballroom @ The Celeste Hotel.
Lil’ Chompy says the con’s not over! Stick around for hallway track vibes, games, music, cash bar, giveaways & space to connect.
https://bsidesorlando.org/after_party
https://bsorl.org/room-block
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you are now afflicted with:
Breaking News
(curse)
every time you check social media, receive 2d6 psychic damage and take -2 to all WIS and CHA rolls for 1 hour
Breaking News
(curse)
every time you check social media, receive 2d6 psychic damage and take -2 to all WIS and CHA rolls for 1 hour
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
you are now afflicted with:
Breaking News
(curse)
every time you check social media, receive 2d6 psychic damage and take -2 to all WIS and CHA rolls for 1 hour
Breaking News
(curse)
every time you check social media, receive 2d6 psychic damage and take -2 to all WIS and CHA rolls for 1 hour
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Ladies and gentlemen, due to illness, the part of Horst Wessel will be played in tonight’s show by Charlie Kirk.
apple.news/A2_Hhg-VuTba...
apple.news/A2_Hhg-VuTba...
Trump admin says it will target far left groups for Kirk's killing. Prosecutors made no such link. — NBC News
Kirk’s alleged assassin said he targeted the conservative activist because he “spreads too much hate” and “I had enough of his hatred,” new court documents show.
apple.news
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, due to illness, the part of Horst Wessel will be played in tonight’s show by Charlie Kirk.
apple.news/A2_Hhg-VuTba...
apple.news/A2_Hhg-VuTba...
Something a friend said got me thinking about Section 230 today. Does <insert social media company>'s algorithmic feed , where they show you people you never followed, make them a publisher and put them outside of Section 230 protection? Should it?
September 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Something a friend said got me thinking about Section 230 today. Does <insert social media company>'s algorithmic feed , where they show you people you never followed, make them a publisher and put them outside of Section 230 protection? Should it?
In retrospect, putting lightning in the rocks so they could do the thinking for us was probably a mistake.
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In retrospect, putting lightning in the rocks so they could do the thinking for us was probably a mistake.
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say it all plainly. it shouldn't be hard or controversial. this is this man's legacy www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk Was Not Practicing Politics the Right Way
The mainstream media seems entirely uninterested in explaining Charlie Kirk's work.
www.404media.co
September 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
say it all plainly. it shouldn't be hard or controversial. this is this man's legacy www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
It's been a little over a week since @eric.zip and @whit.zip did their @antisyphontraining.bsky.social presentation "How to Train Your AI Security Analyst" and I have not stopped obsessing over it.
I'm pushing the limits of my homelab hardware trying to replicate what they did. Amazing stuff.
I'm pushing the limits of my homelab hardware trying to replicate what they did. Amazing stuff.
September 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's been a little over a week since @eric.zip and @whit.zip did their @antisyphontraining.bsky.social presentation "How to Train Your AI Security Analyst" and I have not stopped obsessing over it.
I'm pushing the limits of my homelab hardware trying to replicate what they did. Amazing stuff.
I'm pushing the limits of my homelab hardware trying to replicate what they did. Amazing stuff.
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I see the Right, in a combination of stupidity and dishonesty and self-blindness, is leaning heavily into “this happened because the Marxist subhuman terrorist scum of Left keeps escalating the rhetoric!”
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I see the Right, in a combination of stupidity and dishonesty and self-blindness, is leaning heavily into “this happened because the Marxist subhuman terrorist scum of Left keeps escalating the rhetoric!”
“Correct horse battery staple”
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long
www.inbella.com
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Correct horse battery staple”