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Boring Manager Rob 🅅
@bourboninexile.bsky.social
I do things at Graylog and BSides Orlando. Will run for Disney swag and free bananas. Privacy fan. Husband, dad, nerd, he/him. Veilid fanboy 🅅
While Fish and Churro aren’t fully convinced it was a good hire, management is pleased to welcome Cheez-It to our feline engineering team. She will be focusing on feathered toy deconstruction for the next few months.
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Awesome
September 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Gorgeous morning for a launch
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
2.5 hours to launch.
September 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Rope drop at KSC for the IMAP launch
September 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Elvis has left the building
September 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ve been a Dead Milkmen fan for over 3 decades. I never thought I’d be living in one of their songs. Had a big lizard in my backyard for the last 24 hours.
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fish and Churro don’t see an issue with strawberry theft
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
With BSides coming up in about a month, I was kicking around some sticker ideas. I've been told my first attempt may not be as subtle as I was hoping. Maybe the second version will pass muster?
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can not be held responsible for any crying that may result on my final side:
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
August 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
OSINT challenge - easy difficulty
June 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I was sitting roughly on the ampersand
June 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
OSINT challenge
June 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
June 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
104° in Aswan today and the Nile is nice and cool
June 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
0.4.6 has been available for about 2 hours and it's already over a quarter of the downloads for the last 7 days.
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
May 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Last spring, we planted 3 dekopon trees. Yesterday, I discovered all 3 of them are making fruit. Probably won’t be anything worth eating, but still pretty cool.

I’m a citrus farmer!
April 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Not only did I get a free banana, I got to hang out with a tree.
April 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
April 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Now I’m waiting in line for Hades
April 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
First photo stop of the morning: Robin Hood
April 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"We are currently clean on OPSEC"
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
2016 called...
March 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM