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It happened to me: I clutched a Diet Coke while yelling, “This is my ONE thing!”
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It happened to me: I clutched a Diet Coke while yelling, “This is my ONE thing!”
Just a reminder that asbestos was a storyline in the final season of The Sopranos.
It was meant to highlight how evil Tony was.
It was meant to highlight how evil Tony was.
June 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just a reminder that asbestos was a storyline in the final season of The Sopranos.
It was meant to highlight how evil Tony was.
It was meant to highlight how evil Tony was.
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The gerontocracy has consequences, episode one million and three.
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The gerontocracy has consequences, episode one million and three.
So it’s taken me months to pinpoint it, but today at the grocery store, it finally clicked:
JD Vance looks exactly like a supermarket liquor rep.
JD Vance looks exactly like a supermarket liquor rep.
May 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So it’s taken me months to pinpoint it, but today at the grocery store, it finally clicked:
JD Vance looks exactly like a supermarket liquor rep.
JD Vance looks exactly like a supermarket liquor rep.
How am I? I just googled “Virgina Woolf birth chart”
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
How am I? I just googled “Virgina Woolf birth chart”
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
Never been happier to hear rain falling outside my window!
January 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Never been happier to hear rain falling outside my window!
Why do your friend’s friends always look like women who cry in the shower?
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why do your friend’s friends always look like women who cry in the shower?
Today I fought the patriarchy by telling a 50+ man who was buying protein smoothies for some very very very young women that he had an absolutely beautiful family and he should be very proud 🙃
January 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Today I fought the patriarchy by telling a 50+ man who was buying protein smoothies for some very very very young women that he had an absolutely beautiful family and he should be very proud 🙃
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I know I’m a broken record, but the people who are hoarding the resources and infrastructure that could theoretically rebuild the planet are focusing on space colonies, bunkers, and shock collars. Earth is being abandoned by people who can afford to leave. www.theguardian.com/news/2022/se...
The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse
Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know I’m a broken record, but the people who are hoarding the resources and infrastructure that could theoretically rebuild the planet are focusing on space colonies, bunkers, and shock collars. Earth is being abandoned by people who can afford to leave. www.theguardian.com/news/2022/se...
Just a reminder that your resolutions (and mine obviously) do not *officially* start until the next Monday that makes the most sense.
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just a reminder that your resolutions (and mine obviously) do not *officially* start until the next Monday that makes the most sense.
I have only had one latte today and my brain feels like that old fish tank screensaver.
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have only had one latte today and my brain feels like that old fish tank screensaver.
*googles “no cap meaning”
December 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
*googles “no cap meaning”
“Mom, today I won my soccer game by 50 points and ran 15 miles.”
Having a 7-year-old is like living with Uncle Rico.
Having a 7-year-old is like living with Uncle Rico.
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
“Mom, today I won my soccer game by 50 points and ran 15 miles.”
Having a 7-year-old is like living with Uncle Rico.
Having a 7-year-old is like living with Uncle Rico.
How far has 2024 mentally pushed me?
I just sat here daydreaming about an alien farting out of one of these orbs and crashing through the ceiling of a packed mega church on Christmas morning and it filled me with hope.
I just sat here daydreaming about an alien farting out of one of these orbs and crashing through the ceiling of a packed mega church on Christmas morning and it filled me with hope.
December 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
How far has 2024 mentally pushed me?
I just sat here daydreaming about an alien farting out of one of these orbs and crashing through the ceiling of a packed mega church on Christmas morning and it filled me with hope.
I just sat here daydreaming about an alien farting out of one of these orbs and crashing through the ceiling of a packed mega church on Christmas morning and it filled me with hope.
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Merry Christmas, everyone. It’s a very special time of year, when we can all deeply reflect on how many corporations have our email addresses.
December 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone. It’s a very special time of year, when we can all deeply reflect on how many corporations have our email addresses.