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Chi ᐁ He/They ᐁ I like games, tea, and babies with male pattern baldness haircuts ᐁ Anxious as hell ᐁ Can tailwhip a scooter
I know this isn't exactly the place for political hot takes, but republicans aren't allowed to listen to jazz, right?
February 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I know this isn't exactly the place for political hot takes, but republicans aren't allowed to listen to jazz, right?
26 yard reception my ass
January 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
26 yard reception my ass
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All of Los Angeles
January 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
All of Los Angeles
I have a lot of irons in the fire right now, and i can't wait for all of you to press them against my skin and body.
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have a lot of irons in the fire right now, and i can't wait for all of you to press them against my skin and body.
I foresee a terrible war between the overwatch porn creators and the Disney lawyers in the near future. it will be a glorious sight.
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I foresee a terrible war between the overwatch porn creators and the Disney lawyers in the near future. it will be a glorious sight.
if anyone's playing Marvel Rivals and you need a healer, let me know. I'm loving the game, but solo queueing is a fucking nightmare
December 11, 2024 at 1:35 AM
if anyone's playing Marvel Rivals and you need a healer, let me know. I'm loving the game, but solo queueing is a fucking nightmare
I heard the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was murdered today. Such a tragic loss due to senseless violence.
Anyway, here's an unrelated song from my Spotify Wrapped this year:
open.spotify.com/track/4iW98Z...
Anyway, here's an unrelated song from my Spotify Wrapped this year:
open.spotify.com/track/4iW98Z...
I Just Want To Celebrate
Rare Earth · One World · Song · 1971
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I heard the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was murdered today. Such a tragic loss due to senseless violence.
Anyway, here's an unrelated song from my Spotify Wrapped this year:
open.spotify.com/track/4iW98Z...
Anyway, here's an unrelated song from my Spotify Wrapped this year:
open.spotify.com/track/4iW98Z...
No one is truly carbon neutral in the eyes of the Lord
December 4, 2024 at 11:13 PM
No one is truly carbon neutral in the eyes of the Lord
The Steam Autumn sale has been crazy. Can't wait to stare at all the games I downloaded for 20 minutes before I open my browser and play Universal Paperclips for the 73rd time.
December 2, 2024 at 4:01 PM
The Steam Autumn sale has been crazy. Can't wait to stare at all the games I downloaded for 20 minutes before I open my browser and play Universal Paperclips for the 73rd time.
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My energy right now.
November 30, 2024 at 12:11 PM
My energy right now.
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 29, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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The NFL needs more twink head coaches.
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The NFL needs more twink head coaches.
No thanks, I had a big breakfast
November 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
No thanks, I had a big breakfast
BREAKING: Chicago Bears' own Matt Eberflus has become the first head coach to be fired in the middle of a game. His execution has been scheduled for Christmas Eve.
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
BREAKING: Chicago Bears' own Matt Eberflus has become the first head coach to be fired in the middle of a game. His execution has been scheduled for Christmas Eve.
Working on a new horror musical called La Bambadook, but I'm worried people won't take it seriously
November 28, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Working on a new horror musical called La Bambadook, but I'm worried people won't take it seriously
first post is too much pressure so I'm just not gonna do it
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 AM
first post is too much pressure so I'm just not gonna do it