William Nelson
@boogers.io
Everything you need to know about Penis Man.
Sometimes the Phoenix New Times has a reputation for being a stoner newspaper, but for this kind of subject they're the absolute peak of journalism.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts-culture...
Sometimes the Phoenix New Times has a reputation for being a stoner newspaper, but for this kind of subject they're the absolute peak of journalism.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts-culture...
Penis Man: A probing chat with Phoenix’s notorious tagger
The infamous artist spoke with us about his origins, motivations and feelings about being a local hero.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Everything you need to know about Penis Man.
Sometimes the Phoenix New Times has a reputation for being a stoner newspaper, but for this kind of subject they're the absolute peak of journalism.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts-culture...
Sometimes the Phoenix New Times has a reputation for being a stoner newspaper, but for this kind of subject they're the absolute peak of journalism.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts-culture...
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
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good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
This, except "Man-Dare-E-An" chicken salad. I can still hear it in my head.
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This, except "Man-Dare-E-An" chicken salad. I can still hear it in my head.
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I have released
the monkeys
that were in
the shipment
and which
you were probably
saving
for research
Forgive me
they were devious
so angry
and so sick
the monkeys
that were in
the shipment
and which
you were probably
saving
for research
Forgive me
they were devious
so angry
and so sick
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have released
the monkeys
that were in
the shipment
and which
you were probably
saving
for research
Forgive me
they were devious
so angry
and so sick
the monkeys
that were in
the shipment
and which
you were probably
saving
for research
Forgive me
they were devious
so angry
and so sick
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not seeing any exceptions for rat kings at any of these protests and it's making me and the 6 other guys whose tails are knotted into mine really nervous
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
not seeing any exceptions for rat kings at any of these protests and it's making me and the 6 other guys whose tails are knotted into mine really nervous
Faith in humanity restored! Big accessibility win!
when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Faith in humanity restored! Big accessibility win!
I don't know why I thought this, but for a second I thought he was going to recite the litany of fear.
September 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't know why I thought this, but for a second I thought he was going to recite the litany of fear.
Every time I see a photo of Ezra Klein, a stupid part of my brain says "That's Jared Fogle!" before the smart part catches up and remembers that there's actually two guys who look like that.
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time I see a photo of Ezra Klein, a stupid part of my brain says "That's Jared Fogle!" before the smart part catches up and remembers that there's actually two guys who look like that.
My money's on it being Mauser or Gewehr and was interpreted as being pronouns (Mau/Ser) or (Gew/Her)
Ammunition engraved with transgender and antifascist ideology was found inside the rifle authorities believe was used in Kirk’s shooting, sources say.
Ammunition in Kirk Shooting Engraved with Transgender, Antifascist Ideology: Sources
Investigators found ammunition engraved with expressions of transgender and antifascist ideology inside the rifle that authorities believe was used in the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, according to an internal law enforcement bulletin and a person familiar with the investigation.
The older-model
on.wsj.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My money's on it being Mauser or Gewehr and was interpreted as being pronouns (Mau/Ser) or (Gew/Her)
If I'm wrong, please correct me, but my understanding is that they're reducing the statistical value of children's lives by half. They used to count double, e.g., a trampoline that kills 10 kids is treated like a lawnmower that kills 20 adults.
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks. Learn more: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks
www.cpsc.gov
August 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I'm wrong, please correct me, but my understanding is that they're reducing the statistical value of children's lives by half. They used to count double, e.g., a trampoline that kills 10 kids is treated like a lawnmower that kills 20 adults.
New revolutionary idea for social media. We can already comment on posts, and we can comment on comments. Let's extend that to likes. When someone likes your post, you can then like that they liked it.
Also, we can create a culture of insufferable people who get mad when you don't like back
Also, we can create a culture of insufferable people who get mad when you don't like back
August 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
New revolutionary idea for social media. We can already comment on posts, and we can comment on comments. Let's extend that to likes. When someone likes your post, you can then like that they liked it.
Also, we can create a culture of insufferable people who get mad when you don't like back
Also, we can create a culture of insufferable people who get mad when you don't like back
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my wife: have you written to your dad since your uncle passed?
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my wife: have you written to your dad since your uncle passed?
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that
The Magical Realms of Arrakis: Escape from Sietch Jacurutu – Revenge of Ziarenko: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 3 of the Duniverse SaGa
July 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Magical Realms of Arrakis: Escape from Sietch Jacurutu – Revenge of Ziarenko: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 3 of the Duniverse SaGa
I'm imagining a world where shopping is Black Friday every single day, a chaotic nightmare of deals and violence. And then one day a person from that world visits a normal busy store on our planet. "Where are the doorbusters? Why is it so calm and boring? How can you shop like this?"
Apparently it’s weird when you don’t want to spend your whole day arguing with randoms.
July 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm imagining a world where shopping is Black Friday every single day, a chaotic nightmare of deals and violence. And then one day a person from that world visits a normal busy store on our planet. "Where are the doorbusters? Why is it so calm and boring? How can you shop like this?"
It seems like a bad idea for people to get a ton of general education before they're 25, and almost nothing afterwards.
We've all experienced re-watching an old movie and realizing that certain things went over our heads, so maybe it'd be a good idea to revisit history, literature, math or econ.
We've all experienced re-watching an old movie and realizing that certain things went over our heads, so maybe it'd be a good idea to revisit history, literature, math or econ.
May 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It seems like a bad idea for people to get a ton of general education before they're 25, and almost nothing afterwards.
We've all experienced re-watching an old movie and realizing that certain things went over our heads, so maybe it'd be a good idea to revisit history, literature, math or econ.
We've all experienced re-watching an old movie and realizing that certain things went over our heads, so maybe it'd be a good idea to revisit history, literature, math or econ.
I'm excited about Grafana's Loki-Grafana-Tempo-Mimir observation stack too, but I wish coworkers would stop spamming "LGTM" on my Pull Requests before approving them :(
April 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm excited about Grafana's Loki-Grafana-Tempo-Mimir observation stack too, but I wish coworkers would stop spamming "LGTM" on my Pull Requests before approving them :(
I want to get off MR TRUMPS TARIFF RIDE
April 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I want to get off MR TRUMPS TARIFF RIDE
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
October 11, 2023 at 10:02 PM
before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
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This is tragic, does anyone know the name of the other man who died during the sasquatch hunt
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
This is tragic, does anyone know the name of the other man who died during the sasquatch hunt