Dr. Bonertron
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Dr. Bonertron
@bonertron.bsky.social
· Jun 29
The doctor said I was too muscular to be aborted
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You should consume right-wing media. 3,000 ice agents invaded Minnesota because of a 23-year-old YouTuber. You need to be aware of the alternate reality these people live in because it directly impacts our lives.
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
You should consume right-wing media. 3,000 ice agents invaded Minnesota because of a 23-year-old YouTuber. You need to be aware of the alternate reality these people live in because it directly impacts our lives.
Way too little, way too fuckin late. What a dipshit
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Way too little, way too fuckin late. What a dipshit
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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EDDIE VEDDER: woodchipper, feet first
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
EDDIE VEDDER: woodchipper, feet first
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST
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i'll tell you what's even woker: that in this guy's perfect world the emperor of mankind decided he wanted to be surrounded by massive muscle-bound hunks 24/7 instead of hot amazonian women
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i'll tell you what's even woker: that in this guy's perfect world the emperor of mankind decided he wanted to be surrounded by massive muscle-bound hunks 24/7 instead of hot amazonian women
Got a special christmas visitor
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Got a special christmas visitor
really quite rude that there's a credit for creature design in frankenstien
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
really quite rude that there's a credit for creature design in frankenstien
Every app needs a yearly summary
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Every app needs a yearly summary
Sharks INCREDIBLE COMEBACK after trailing 5-1 in the 3RD!!!
YouTube video by NHL
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Got some new gogs. The third pair is experimental and I dont know what do you think
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Got some new gogs. The third pair is experimental and I dont know what do you think
The warhammer squad is coming together hell yeah
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The warhammer squad is coming together hell yeah
billabong sighted
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
billabong sighted
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“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
For real this time
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
For real this time
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*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
I really don't think I watched very many smart phone reviews. Or extreme challenges. Frankly the YouTube one is a crock of fuckin shit!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I really don't think I watched very many smart phone reviews. Or extreme challenges. Frankly the YouTube one is a crock of fuckin shit!!
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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"How about another beer, Murray?"
-- The Chill Joker
-- The Chill Joker
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"How about another beer, Murray?"
-- The Chill Joker
-- The Chill Joker
First ork in da books
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
First ork in da books
How blue is that? Thats pretty blue
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
How blue is that? Thats pretty blue