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centrist star trek guy takes massive dump while posting online. why must we keep seeing this?
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
oh that's right next month is pedo I mean presidents day.
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Reposting for the edification of libby libs on here yappin.
horseshoe theory is neither a valid political theory nor is it about horsees or their shoes. it is a goofy illustration that has been perpetuated online by nihilist libs, libertarians and abundance nerds, and seeks to equate socialism/communism with nazis. but do go on with all the silliness. 🎃
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Reposted by heLL DuCk
The Great Shatsby 💩
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
you can't reform or retrain what is inherently poisonous and vindictive.
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 AM
still don't give a shit what bill stencil thinks
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 AM
copy and paste the bunny and put something different in they hands

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bunny duckie
copy and paste the bunny and put something different in they hands

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pufferfist rabbish
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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bunny says carromt
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You guys had me going yesterday but once again he ain't dead yet. Stop teasing me with this shid.
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Search "ugly american" for some of the oldest news you could ever read, folks.
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
doh!
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
oh no, we mustn't hurt the nazi's feelings by calling them nazis and also the naughty words
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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I’m sad to share that I’m losing my job as assistant manager. The company that I’ve worked for the last 2 years is going out of business. We were told 2 days ago & I’ve applied every where. I’m already behind. If you’re able 2 help c@shapp $alohatarah please share 💜 wish me luck 💔 I’m scared
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
libby liberals libbing hard for more liberaling is gonna get us all ded.
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Slow mo Spot
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Makes it a little harder to scoff at the use of "fascism" when there are actual death squads roaming the streets seeking out enemies of the regime
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
just to clarify, "abolish" means the mussolini treatment.
Abolish the DHS. Where tf do you think they came up with using "homeland" in the name? They're fuckin nazis that's where.
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Abolish the DHS. Where tf do you think they came up with using "homeland" in the name? They're fuckin nazis that's where.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Spot summits the compost volcano.
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
my take on this: fuck gestapo elmer fudd
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
bongino noem bovino

what does this Latin phrase mean?
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
it's 2026 but it feels like 2003 to me.
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
202666 happy new year
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Spot against the machine.

Happy new year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It's supposed to rain tonight and I hope it's heavy and ruins the annual fireworks/firearms orgy.

Signed,
Grinch
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
just started my shift and learned that my maga coworker thinks Obamacare and universal healthcare are the same thing hooboy
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM