Bohor 🐻❄️
@bohor.bsky.social
The purple-haired polar bear by the bay. Literal and figurative graymuzzle.
Note to self: Just because you know where the ear plug container is does not mean you know where the ear plugs are.
Related: on stage (officially) soon: Rocket.
Related: on stage (officially) soon: Rocket.
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Note to self: Just because you know where the ear plug container is does not mean you know where the ear plugs are.
Related: on stage (officially) soon: Rocket.
Related: on stage (officially) soon: Rocket.
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The Orthodox drum fill gets me every time.
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Orthodox drum fill gets me every time.
Harsh to call it the worst ever, but I would agree that, viewed as a comedy, the Nativity is a bit dry. There was only so much they could do with the "shitty gifts for a baby" motif while holding on to a G rating.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Harsh to call it the worst ever, but I would agree that, viewed as a comedy, the Nativity is a bit dry. There was only so much they could do with the "shitty gifts for a baby" motif while holding on to a G rating.
I can't pick just one, so here's the Runner-Up:
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I can't pick just one, so here's the Runner-Up:
Meanwhile we've got almost the opposite: the same temp within a few degrees for the next 18 hours.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Meanwhile we've got almost the opposite: the same temp within a few degrees for the next 18 hours.
Sometimes I miss having real weather.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Sometimes I miss having real weather.
A talentless rock band that only does really bad covers of New Romantic hits called Durian Durian.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A talentless rock band that only does really bad covers of New Romantic hits called Durian Durian.
Available in new, exciting flavors like Spandex and Box Office Poison.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Available in new, exciting flavors like Spandex and Box Office Poison.
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Such talented people! Furry is really full of talent, great artists, musicians, fursuit makers. You name it. What a great community!
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Such talented people! Furry is really full of talent, great artists, musicians, fursuit makers. You name it. What a great community!
I need a version of the shirt that says
FAT TITS
BIG GUT
(Wasn't asked.)
FAT TITS
BIG GUT
(Wasn't asked.)
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I need a version of the shirt that says
FAT TITS
BIG GUT
(Wasn't asked.)
FAT TITS
BIG GUT
(Wasn't asked.)
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"And don't be surprised if government agencies like IRS or DMV contact you to send these gift cards for fines you owe because of warrant out for your arrest."
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"And don't be surprised if government agencies like IRS or DMV contact you to send these gift cards for fines you owe because of warrant out for your arrest."
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I don’t need to remind my California mutuals to vote. You all know the drill. But if you’ve got friends who haven’t, talk to ’em! Give ’em a paw. This stuff matters, and sometimes folks need a nudge. Make today matter!
#Vote
#Vote
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don’t need to remind my California mutuals to vote. You all know the drill. But if you’ve got friends who haven’t, talk to ’em! Give ’em a paw. This stuff matters, and sometimes folks need a nudge. Make today matter!
#Vote
#Vote
What really bothers me most, when they rattle off the list of side-effects in drug commercials, is when they say "Don't take This Shit if you're allergic to This Shit."
Like that line more than anything feels like we're snatching food directly out of Natural Selection's mouth.
Like that line more than anything feels like we're snatching food directly out of Natural Selection's mouth.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What really bothers me most, when they rattle off the list of side-effects in drug commercials, is when they say "Don't take This Shit if you're allergic to This Shit."
Like that line more than anything feels like we're snatching food directly out of Natural Selection's mouth.
Like that line more than anything feels like we're snatching food directly out of Natural Selection's mouth.
Gonna do this one at my next karaoke night just to untie the audience in discomfort and anger.
Leftfield - Afro Left
YouTube video by LeftfieldVEVO
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Gonna do this one at my next karaoke night just to untie the audience in discomfort and anger.
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
This looks like if they remade The Warriors as a Mary Poppins-style musical.
I like to think that this map of all the regional names for woodlice in the UK could also be a map illustrating the new tribes of humans to be found on the same landmass after The Great Digital Crash and ensuing breakdown of society.
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This looks like if they remade The Warriors as a Mary Poppins-style musical.
Explain your OC's power with a GIF.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Explain your OC's power with a GIF.
"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo".
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo".
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
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Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?