Brejen
@brejen.bsky.social
If ya know, ya know. If ya don't, don't worry 'bout it~<3
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Gulpr review:
It's kind of a self contained app for RPing and profile play, if that's your kind of thing.
You can friend people, search for preds/prey & vore preferences, message them, send invites to eat (or other kinds of vore) them, and it appears on their profile. There's stats and stuff. 1/2
It's kind of a self contained app for RPing and profile play, if that's your kind of thing.
You can friend people, search for preds/prey & vore preferences, message them, send invites to eat (or other kinds of vore) them, and it appears on their profile. There's stats and stuff. 1/2
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Gulpr review:
It's kind of a self contained app for RPing and profile play, if that's your kind of thing.
You can friend people, search for preds/prey & vore preferences, message them, send invites to eat (or other kinds of vore) them, and it appears on their profile. There's stats and stuff. 1/2
It's kind of a self contained app for RPing and profile play, if that's your kind of thing.
You can friend people, search for preds/prey & vore preferences, message them, send invites to eat (or other kinds of vore) them, and it appears on their profile. There's stats and stuff. 1/2
Indirectly reminded that I need to clean up my HUD for my UI. I recently changed resolution down to 2k because 4k was just going bananas and all the AI 'helping' that's been installed without my consent has been causing massive visual artifacting.
Microslop is an appropriate name for the brand.
Microslop is an appropriate name for the brand.
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Indirectly reminded that I need to clean up my HUD for my UI. I recently changed resolution down to 2k because 4k was just going bananas and all the AI 'helping' that's been installed without my consent has been causing massive visual artifacting.
Microslop is an appropriate name for the brand.
Microslop is an appropriate name for the brand.
The only way I can make a spoilertag on BS is to mark content as Adult, which I guess is a good thing, as it makes more noise to protect others from crazy ~people can't have fun~ religious fanatics.
Anyhow, you should play the critically acclaimed MMO RPG FFXIV. Spoiler for the 7.5 story bossfight.
Anyhow, you should play the critically acclaimed MMO RPG FFXIV. Spoiler for the 7.5 story bossfight.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The only way I can make a spoilertag on BS is to mark content as Adult, which I guess is a good thing, as it makes more noise to protect others from crazy ~people can't have fun~ religious fanatics.
Anyhow, you should play the critically acclaimed MMO RPG FFXIV. Spoiler for the 7.5 story bossfight.
Anyhow, you should play the critically acclaimed MMO RPG FFXIV. Spoiler for the 7.5 story bossfight.
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Debating who's big spoon and little spoon is so 2025.
It's all about who's big knife and little knife now.
It's all about who's big knife and little knife now.
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Debating who's big spoon and little spoon is so 2025.
It's all about who's big knife and little knife now.
It's all about who's big knife and little knife now.
I think my favorite thing about journaling is that I can bitch in a place to get it out of my heart, and choose fun little colored gel pens to represent my anger~<3
January 23, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I think my favorite thing about journaling is that I can bitch in a place to get it out of my heart, and choose fun little colored gel pens to represent my anger~<3
Foxes have a very different mouthfeel than wolves.
January 23, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Foxes have a very different mouthfeel than wolves.
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January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Post a meme made by you
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Post a meme made by you
Remember there's a slight, but important, difference between:
"My dog ate my homework."
And
"My dog ate my homeroom teacher."
"My dog ate my homework."
And
"My dog ate my homeroom teacher."
January 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Remember there's a slight, but important, difference between:
"My dog ate my homework."
And
"My dog ate my homeroom teacher."
"My dog ate my homework."
And
"My dog ate my homeroom teacher."
I got hit by the 2026 Windows update ai virus
Fuck, anyone got a handy unix install?
Fuck, anyone got a handy unix install?
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I got hit by the 2026 Windows update ai virus
Fuck, anyone got a handy unix install?
Fuck, anyone got a handy unix install?
I double as an airbnb:
All in Round Brejen's Nap Belly
Stay the night! S̶̬̀ṭ̶̕a̶͙̒ý̷̮ ̸̦͌v̴͓̄o̶̺͌r̶̺͌é̸̪v̸̼̂ẽ̷̹r̸̦̄!
All in Round Brejen's Nap Belly
Stay the night! S̶̬̀ṭ̶̕a̶͙̒ý̷̮ ̸̦͌v̴͓̄o̶̺͌r̶̺͌é̸̪v̸̼̂ẽ̷̹r̸̦̄!
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I double as an airbnb:
All in Round Brejen's Nap Belly
Stay the night! S̶̬̀ṭ̶̕a̶͙̒ý̷̮ ̸̦͌v̴͓̄o̶̺͌r̶̺͌é̸̪v̸̼̂ẽ̷̹r̸̦̄!
All in Round Brejen's Nap Belly
Stay the night! S̶̬̀ṭ̶̕a̶͙̒ý̷̮ ̸̦͌v̴͓̄o̶̺͌r̶̺͌é̸̪v̸̼̂ẽ̷̹r̸̦̄!
I like how google keeps doing the Streisand effect of showing off how bad their Gemini is by force feeding it to everyone and then people go "Wow, why is everything so fucking broken all of a sudden?"
Sell sell sell!
Sell sell sell!
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I like how google keeps doing the Streisand effect of showing off how bad their Gemini is by force feeding it to everyone and then people go "Wow, why is everything so fucking broken all of a sudden?"
Sell sell sell!
Sell sell sell!
Dunno if it's because of some under-the-radar ai, but my autocorrect has been AGGRESSIVE lately.
Phrases that used to parse correctly, like 'hoofing it' have turned into non-slang like 'holding it'.
Then, it rewrites more than just the single word, so it's EXTRA aggravating.
Phrases that used to parse correctly, like 'hoofing it' have turned into non-slang like 'holding it'.
Then, it rewrites more than just the single word, so it's EXTRA aggravating.
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Dunno if it's because of some under-the-radar ai, but my autocorrect has been AGGRESSIVE lately.
Phrases that used to parse correctly, like 'hoofing it' have turned into non-slang like 'holding it'.
Then, it rewrites more than just the single word, so it's EXTRA aggravating.
Phrases that used to parse correctly, like 'hoofing it' have turned into non-slang like 'holding it'.
Then, it rewrites more than just the single word, so it's EXTRA aggravating.
Regarding the overpriced booshie Boar's Head brand that started marketing sometime in the 2010s:
Anytime I see that name on a recall list I realize just _how_often_ they're on a food recall list. I'd warn against buying, but knowing their target market all I can say is
"Good jerb. Keep it up!"
Anytime I see that name on a recall list I realize just _how_often_ they're on a food recall list. I'd warn against buying, but knowing their target market all I can say is
"Good jerb. Keep it up!"
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Regarding the overpriced booshie Boar's Head brand that started marketing sometime in the 2010s:
Anytime I see that name on a recall list I realize just _how_often_ they're on a food recall list. I'd warn against buying, but knowing their target market all I can say is
"Good jerb. Keep it up!"
Anytime I see that name on a recall list I realize just _how_often_ they're on a food recall list. I'd warn against buying, but knowing their target market all I can say is
"Good jerb. Keep it up!"
I both enjoy and hate that I can easily identify if I'm sick or not via the 'shower test' (I mean, there's more, but the shower test is definitive):
Basically, if my sinuses are clogged/drippy after a shower, or just general "Well that's not normal..." happens, I try not to go out for the day.
Basically, if my sinuses are clogged/drippy after a shower, or just general "Well that's not normal..." happens, I try not to go out for the day.
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I both enjoy and hate that I can easily identify if I'm sick or not via the 'shower test' (I mean, there's more, but the shower test is definitive):
Basically, if my sinuses are clogged/drippy after a shower, or just general "Well that's not normal..." happens, I try not to go out for the day.
Basically, if my sinuses are clogged/drippy after a shower, or just general "Well that's not normal..." happens, I try not to go out for the day.
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You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post.
So make or post whatever you want.
So make or post whatever you want.
So I found out people are now harassing the maker of this mod and calling them a fucking pedophile and a zoophile for THIS.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post.
So make or post whatever you want.
So make or post whatever you want.
Something that AI can never take away from me is my unique and consistently terrible handwriting that even an OCR can't figure out.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Something that AI can never take away from me is my unique and consistently terrible handwriting that even an OCR can't figure out.
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It can be hard to keep on track, especially in the middle of an encounter. It isn't fully comprehensive, but I designed this #Pathfinder2e basic action guide to keep things moving at my table.
Interested? Download at charted-encounters.itch.io
#TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity #Pathfinder
Interested? Download at charted-encounters.itch.io
#TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity #Pathfinder
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
It can be hard to keep on track, especially in the middle of an encounter. It isn't fully comprehensive, but I designed this #Pathfinder2e basic action guide to keep things moving at my table.
Interested? Download at charted-encounters.itch.io
#TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity #Pathfinder
Interested? Download at charted-encounters.itch.io
#TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity #Pathfinder
"Oh! Free 'how to draw' monthly magazine! Okay I'll bi--"
"Gimme your email"
"Ummm...sir? I barely know you."
"Gimme it."
"...wait a minute, this is a sub domain of another site. Who's behind the mask?"
*Turbo-tax Intuit*
"...okay hell fucking no."
Remember to reduce links down to their .com!
"Gimme your email"
"Ummm...sir? I barely know you."
"Gimme it."
"...wait a minute, this is a sub domain of another site. Who's behind the mask?"
*Turbo-tax Intuit*
"...okay hell fucking no."
Remember to reduce links down to their .com!
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
"Oh! Free 'how to draw' monthly magazine! Okay I'll bi--"
"Gimme your email"
"Ummm...sir? I barely know you."
"Gimme it."
"...wait a minute, this is a sub domain of another site. Who's behind the mask?"
*Turbo-tax Intuit*
"...okay hell fucking no."
Remember to reduce links down to their .com!
"Gimme your email"
"Ummm...sir? I barely know you."
"Gimme it."
"...wait a minute, this is a sub domain of another site. Who's behind the mask?"
*Turbo-tax Intuit*
"...okay hell fucking no."
Remember to reduce links down to their .com!
*Pushes his footpaw down on the horse's face and back into the snake.* A little too early to be makin' your escape there, bub. February 17th! You can last another month and a half, can't ya?
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
*Pushes his footpaw down on the horse's face and back into the snake.* A little too early to be makin' your escape there, bub. February 17th! You can last another month and a half, can't ya?
And it's almost ~always~ an underage/barely-legal-age girl anime account that does it.
This is why most people block anime PFPs on sight. It's not that people hate anime, it's just an indicator that "This account is trouble that I don't want to deal with".
This is why most people block anime PFPs on sight. It's not that people hate anime, it's just an indicator that "This account is trouble that I don't want to deal with".
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
And it's almost ~always~ an underage/barely-legal-age girl anime account that does it.
This is why most people block anime PFPs on sight. It's not that people hate anime, it's just an indicator that "This account is trouble that I don't want to deal with".
This is why most people block anime PFPs on sight. It's not that people hate anime, it's just an indicator that "This account is trouble that I don't want to deal with".
Actually, why make up something when I can share normal inane things I do
Like instead of having a bowl of rice with butter and salt I can get a healthier (objectively) option by throwing in some cream cheese instead!
Like instead of having a bowl of rice with butter and salt I can get a healthier (objectively) option by throwing in some cream cheese instead!
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Actually, why make up something when I can share normal inane things I do
Like instead of having a bowl of rice with butter and salt I can get a healthier (objectively) option by throwing in some cream cheese instead!
Like instead of having a bowl of rice with butter and salt I can get a healthier (objectively) option by throwing in some cream cheese instead!
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I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me