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@shalpilot.etheirys.social
i am literally a fish 🐟
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little guys 🔥💥🔥WAITLIST🔥💥🔥 it is a google form 💥 this is my first time doing a comm waitlist so my apologies for any clunkiness 💥

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#fshverse on account of The Incident
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
that barely counts i just like having fun with you. sniles sneetlyq
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
in the french version of hell on rails the lalafel guy yells MERDE!!!! and frankly i feel left out
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
try new peach drink. “wow this is sweet.” check nutrition facts. sugar 95% DV. water down new peach drink.
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
where do u think the boiler room is
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
[dragon voice] it is an ancient ishgardian tradition to send dragoons off to war with accompanying toothpicks for when we eat them
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
since ishgard has crazy clockwork shit and fountains going on I like 2 think the pillars have some sort of heating system under the pavement to keep the nobles from eating shit on the many, many curved stone arches they have to walk on. foundation doesn’t have this obv
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les hérétiques pis les dragons. veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms: ish/gard. thor/dan. ha/lo/ne. toi c’est quoi tes pronoms, hein? vas-y. dis-moi tes pronoms. dark/knight? shi/va? j’vas prier pour toi.
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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mario DO NOT come to the castle
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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🖌️ Time for a Very Specific FFXIV Art Giveaway 🖌️

✏️Fat WoLs/FFXIV OCs/Fat Versions of FFXIV NPCs ONLY
✏️Put your OC/refs in the replies to this post (if C+/modding doesn't represent your OC's body type correctly please provide specific refs for body type)
✏️ Fetish accts DNI

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February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
emet-selch’s outdoor cat he prays gets flown off by a hawk every day
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
wait do yall even know fshverse yesui is an ascian
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
good morning bitches if you’re not a bitch get on that
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
ai could never make THE worst photoshop you’ve ever seen. there’s two animals frankensteined into that face; neither of which are a seal, but which ended up looking like niko anyways. if you can name all five animals that went into him you get uhhhh. uhhhhhhhhhbragging rights
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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#CallineMachineGoBrrr
Haptic Feedback
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Yikes
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
every time he’s on screen i want to break my monitor
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
fuuuuuuuuck this guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
finally i can shut the fuck up
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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just some bullshit with fur
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
NNNMMYYY DARLIIIING BABY CREATUREEE
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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here's my interpretation of @shalpilot.etheirys.social's beastsui
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM