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turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Dec 16

my pictomancer glam has been scholared 🎨 #onyandip

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

naughty nankas #toxicslugged #fshverse (ft galecus
@shalpilot.etheirys.social shabu @dragoonlances.bsky.social)

(FC chat conversation)
jor: the description of the naughty nanka outright stating they breed like rabbits is killing me. imagining the ship accidentally getting infested HDG

shabu: HGSDKJG shabu begs to not fumigate instead finding them homes

naughty nanka description: like its parent, the ninki nanka, this slippery wavekin will breed like a rabbit if left unsupervised

letter from jor to shabu: Shabu Shabu, I'm not quite sure what to do with this "weird dog" that's been tailing me. Please, help.

letter from shabu to jor: I've seen him around too! He followed Gale home too... I'll be sure to give him a good home! By the way make sure you eat enough oranges.

February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

the amazing versatile lure #toxicslugged #fshverse (ft galecus @shalpilot.etheirys.social limacina @meriby.bsky.social)

Galecus Reglesne wishes to trade with you.
Jorunna Parva: is this
Jor: what is the price here what is happening
Gale: oh just take it
Awaiting trade confirmation from Galecus Reglesne..
You receive 5 versatile lures.
Trade complete.

Gale: whoa careful that's 150k you're holding there
Lima: woa the limited edition best ultimate gets almost every fish 30k per hit lure-

February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#fshverse

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Aug 14

normal sandwich. 🥪 #toxicslugged

ceph, a nautilus themed aura (@dumbtree.net‬) walks in on jor and a concerning scene in the kitchen early morning.

"good morning jor- oohh. what uh. what cha got there?" ceph asks.

"a sandwich," a tired looking jor says. the countertop is covered with sandwich ingredients and not sandwich ingredients (poisonous things). the sandwich he's making is censored.

February 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#fshverse

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Aug 15

😄🧋 #toxicslugged

"hello jor! you're just in time. barreleye and i were just handing out refreshments. it's called 'bubble tea'. try one!" deepstaria, a jellyfish themed au ra (@vergilberg) says while holding a tray of bubble tea. "DONT CHOOKE!!" the small flying eyeball creature next to her says. jor silently takes the drink.

the next day. jor walks into the kitchen where deepstaria is doing her usual cooking with barreleye. "hello jor, can i help you?" jor crosses his arms and looks away embarrassed, "the thing from yesterday. 'bubble tea' or something. did you plan on making it again?" he liked it, staria and barreleye think to themselves.

February 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#fshverse

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Aug 15

not advisable: doing taxes with the crew's known scam man #toxicslugged

limacina (@meriby) and jorunna are dealing with a bunch of paperwork.

"thanks for helping out during tax season, jor!"

jor squints at the papers in his hands, "limacina i think these documents are missing zeros."

"hm? whatever do you mean?"

"...nevermind." the topic is quickly dropped.

February 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#fshverse

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Aug 15

the crew comes up with some funny ideas #toxicslugged

NANKA BOWLING !!!

terry, a lion fish themed au ra (@craterdogs), rolls a nanka into a pile of more nankas, getting a strike.

in the background, jor watches next to a screaming shabu, sardine/seal themed au ra (@dragoonlances). limacina, a sea angel themed viera (@meriby), happily takes a bag of coin from the crew's captain, an oarfish themed au ra (@shalpilot.etheirys)

February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#jorlima

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · 21d

jorlima for @meriby.bsky.social 's birthday (1/17) 🐇🍰🎉 #toxicslugged

a viera hugs another smiling viera from behind

a viera does a full body lean to embrace a giggling viera

February 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#jorlima ???????

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Dec 27

starlight #toxicslugged (ft limacina @meriby.bsky.social)

happy merry starlight whatever it is you say for the holiday

screencap 1: limacina in gpose as jorunna in a snowman mascot fit looks at him in the background

screencap 2: limacina exiting gpose and seeing jorunna and going "oh my fucking gof"

screenshot 1: limacina in gpose as jorunna in snowman mascot head stands behind him

screenshot 2: zoomed in view of the snowman mascot head's mouth toggled off so that jorunna's face peeks out as he stands behind limacina

February 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#fshverse

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Jul 16

would you kiss a toxic sea bunny to build up a poison immunity? 💋 #toxicslugged

a waist up illustration of jorunna (sea bunny viera) holding his arms up in a defensive position as he blushes furiously. there are kiss marks all over his face and lipstick smeared on his lips.

at the top of the page surrounding him are stacks of poison debuff. around the middle are two little jor heads showing signs of distress. at the bottom of the page are three of his crew-mates looking dizzied and poisoned. next to them is the crew's medic preparing a vial of anti poison. worth noting that in the middle of the pile is a viera giving a big thumbs up with lipstick smeared across his lips.

February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

#fshverse

turtel @eggionxiv.bsky.social · Apr 14

last minute appearance (at a fate) #toxicslugged

an offscreen shabu shabu (au ra) says, "jorunna came in like the final hero we needed!" as the viera's eyebrows furrow slightly

jorunna closes his eyes and starts to blush as the rest of the FC starts to cheer. limacina clione shouts, "there goes my heroo!!" "jor was the true hero," ceph nautil adds.

jorunna is steaming and crosses his arms. he looks away from the FC who are all looking and cheering at him.

February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM

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killian

@craterdogs.bsky.social

some manner of spectre
#FSHverse

February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM

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the fish… waitlist open!

@shalpilot.etheirys.social

Out Damn Spot
#fshverse #galeposting

February 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM

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the fish… waitlist open!

@shalpilot.etheirys.social

four lords fshverse ending

#fshverse w/ terry @craterdogs.bsky.social and shabu @dragoonlances.bsky.social

January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM

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Maï

@singing-swan.bsky.social

In retrospect this is the funniest part of his route. Local acting genius unable to tell the difference between lovesickness and actual oncoming flu symptoms, someone please save him from himself.

🎨 #jackjeanne #ジャックジャンヌ

A Fumikisa comic taking place during his Valentine’s Day event.

Panel 1:
“Come here!” He cheerfully pulls her towards himself, to her flustered surprise.

Panel 2:
Fumi holds her against him, while she turns very red. “He’s so warm…”
“Maybe it’s because you gave me those chocolates earlier,” he starts, “but I feel a bit hot…”

Panel 3:
He’s looking at her in his arms, entirely besotted. “I guess this is a sort of sickness, too. I must have it pretty bad, huh.”

Panel 4:
A few days later.
He’s in bed with a fever. The thermometer on his nightstand reads 38.2°. All he can think is “Ah.”
Yeah it wasn’t love that was making him feverish.

February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

my favorite city state is old sharlayan and that's why i keep making guys who are from or associated with old sharlayan and keep trying to fuck off and away with the place

February 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM

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February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

i put onion in mhwilds by making her my hunters palico and to stay on theme i named my hunter after a root vegetable too which means that the natural thing to do is to put my hunter into xiv right. as someone onion knows.

February 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM

turtel

@eggionxiv.bsky.social

i have unlocked the joys of just blocking in my sketches and compiling them into pages so like. watch out incoming sketch dump spam in the foreseen future

February 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM