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Bofink Nerdleburg
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Staying here because it's less gross and more enlightening. Deleted handle on the hellsite.

Not an AI enjoyer.
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The future we were promised is looking more like Blade Runner than the Jetsons and I think we should have a vote or something before this gets out of hand
This is my alt and now I’m all embarrassed and retreating to mediocrity again but it was weird getting noticed 🤪
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ok I should probably post something else so that poor lady doesn’t think I’m stalking her but this account is like a bookmark for ancient wisdom and I need a refresher from time to time
September 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Today’s a good day to revisit this and elevate this brilliant lady to HHS Secretary because this might be the only way out at this point
i'm gonna start calling myself a certified holistic naturopathic angel power worker or whatever the fuck since there's no actual licensing and charge people with babies $750 an hour cash to tell them the angels say they need to go to a real pediatrician and follow the CDC vaccination schedule
September 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Well this sucks
July 2, 2024 at 5:14 AM
This is good career advice for the modern age
i'm gonna start calling myself a certified holistic naturopathic angel power worker or whatever the fuck since there's no actual licensing and charge people with babies $750 an hour cash to tell them the angels say they need to go to a real pediatrician and follow the CDC vaccination schedule
February 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,287,271!

Do I get money
September 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Well this sucks
July 2, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Wait, are people getting paid for engagement farming here too
May 31, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Feel like I should at least show up and water the plants from time to time. Kinda pleasant over here
May 31, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Twitter's crazy rn, what's it like over here?
May 31, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I don't know what it's like to lose a child but I can imagine how mad I would be if some asshole tried to cheapen it with partisan hackery in an official proceeding.
February 9, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Kinda fucked up that letting unelectable partisan hacks have lifetime appointments and brazenly take bribes from billionaire perverts isn’t working out better
February 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Shitposting on xitter, then coming here and feel bad about my life choices.
February 2, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Smart move by joey tacos to drop his loser client before losing the rape defamation case
January 27, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I just looove that his rape defamation jury verdict came out on a Friday night so we spend the whole weekend talking about that rapist loser he is
January 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM
This whole thread
no i'm not saying to pasteurize that raw milk i'm saying you've got to boil the ghosts out
January 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
My bet is he will not testify today or ever
January 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Trump's awful quiet after squeaking by worse than Bush. If you see him, remind him he did worse than Bush in NH and lots of people are saying they hate him there, and elsewhere I'm told
January 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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@/EndWokeness: It is long past time to outlaw pornography. Not only are the penises too big, but each facial is a waste of semen that could have impregnated upward of 50,000 western women.

@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well
January 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Ron DeSantis drops out, endorses Trump, and all his voters went to Nikki Haley instead. Hahaha that guy sucks
January 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I am an institute in a powerful death penalty, incapable of solving even the smallest problem.

vote for me
January 23, 2024 at 6:37 AM
How long will Nikki hold out her endorsement after tomorrow? Does she endorse right away or does she let him stew for a few minutes?
January 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM