Fuck Nazis, you dumb piece of shit.

what's stupider, that Trump claimed the military opened an imaginary faucet in California, that every MAGA moron believed it, or that the media is acting like Trump isn't a batshit fucking lunatic

What’s your type and why is it me?

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

This would be a different story if the CEO assassins’ bullets said “Live. Laugh. Love.”

I just can’t get enough minimalism.

remember those kids who would smash all their toys within the first half hour of Christmas morning? and then they would come over to your house and smash yours, and laugh?
all those kids have grown up, and they're now members of Donald Trump's cabinet

I thought Dua Lipa was just two Lipas.

Just watched "Revenge of the Nerds" for the first time, and I have to say, I found myself rooting for the nerds as if they were the good guys. Powerful stuff.

Women who complain about the pain of childbirth clearly have never met a man with a papercut.
#newdaynewjoke

How does one get put into a starter pack? I’ve accomplished none of my dreams.

Anyone remember when Threads was supposed to the cool alternative to X?

Man, that was a wild week.