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Keeping calm and carrying on.
These Bene Gesserit were really onto something.
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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We now go live to Andrew Cuomo headquarters
a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a row with their eyes closed
Alt: Moe the bartender walks directly into the "rejects" area at a bachelor auction while every woman in the audience glares at him.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They made the Greendale Human Being.
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just saying they make little cans of spray paint that are easy to carry on you at all times.
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Slow move: listening to music to relax on planes.

Pro move: listening to Godspeed you Black Emperor to feel like you’re in an ever escalating and tense plane scene in a conspiracy thriller.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Zod Snakes, pleased to meet you.
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Also for the tape: trans rights are human rights.
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I know the headline everyone's running with is "erotica" but "we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues" and "we are putting personality back in ChatGPT so it will act like a friend" are diametrically opposed statements

that's the cause of most of the mental health issues
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ladies, it’s probably a good idea to start carrying spray paint…
gizmodo.com/buckle-up-th...
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming
Is this #glassholes 2.0?
gizmodo.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“due to the harms and divisiveness it causes”

Gee whiz I wonder what the source of that divisiveness is?
“this page does not reflect reality”
October 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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extremely conservative christian cafe opens with a “this is home” mural

the “e” is also their logo, it is on everything
September 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
That name’s got bad juju man. There’s a reason they don’t reuse the names of ships that sink (or presumably explode regularly).
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
www.independent.co.uk
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One of my favourite hills to die on is that the doctor and the monster would have the same last name.
“Actually we should empathise with Frankenstein, he’s really the victim here…” No. Look at him. He’s green and he’s got bolts in his neck. He should be killed with flaming torches
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
When Kate Winslet presented herself to Leo for the sketching scene in Titanic one of the people in the audience let out a quiet, "'Ello darlin'" and the entirety of the rest of us got the giggles.
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?

During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's persistence is so confusing to me. I feel like I could have been sucked into it as young/not-fully-formed man, but when flirting with its concepts I rapidly abandoned them once they proved so clearly ineffective.
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don’t think any moment in my life has been more haunting than when I walked past a line of four young women today and one of them gestured towards me and said, “For instance…”
July 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The phenomenon discussed here will be Duran Duranalyzed by future Duran Duranthropoligists.
Nurse, this is no simple Duran Duranxiety. I fear I am going into Duran Duranaphylactic shock. I need a Duran Duranesthesiologist before I have a Duran Duraneurysm.
July 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Lmao
July 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is long but worthwhile. It goes into great detail about how generative AI is essentially a modern day ouija board.
I spent months on this video about people worshiping ChatGPT, please watch and leave a comment and share if you can!! My YouTube channel is still so small that I lose money making these videos rn 😭. Every little bit helps!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKCy...
ChatGPT Is Becoming A Religion
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
www.youtube.com
June 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Select “Block Accounts”
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Just a stunning verification of everything that's so wrong about AI
June 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
iPhones apparently autocorrect “fingers crossed” to this…
May 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My favorite part of this weirdness is that adding “BIOLOGICAL” just highlights that the sign doesn’t actually say that.
i genuinely cannot believe how many pictures nancy mace has taken outside of bathrooms while she travels
May 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM