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Alright, thread time.

The Toa Mata as the (6 of the) 7 Samurai.

This is based almost entirely on personality. Hence, despite being the leader, Kambei makes no sense as Tahu, etc.
I did a lot of work today and none of it contributes to getting my thesis done.
August 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Gavin Newsom should do the honorable thing and do a flip on the way down.
August 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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i love this line of thinking so much. like, YOU were the one who decided that the world-historical outrage in gaza wasn't worth taking a stand on. you sold your soul on that one! and for what? you got nothing for it! at least your apocryphal dearborn arab kept her principles
August 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's kind of a shame that the Xenomorph has already been made. There's just never gonna be a better movie monster. We've peaked.
August 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There isn't enough construction equipment powered with aircraft engines.
August 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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super mario 64 is called that because it came out in 1964
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Skill issue.
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I like to start my mornings with a well balanced meal of ibuprofen and coffee.
August 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Everyone says Galaxy Class and that's because Galaxy Class is the correct answer.
August 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars

Theo Von: Yeah

Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money

Von: Right
August 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't think I could be a Little John, let alone a Robin Hood, but in a revolutionary context I definitely think I could radiate Friar Tuck energy.
August 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Retirement should be for doing incredibly dangerous and badass things with lawnmowers.
August 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Ah yes, HRT, the Holy Roman Thempire.
August 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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brb doing this with the naked gun and platoon
August 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Useless Constructicon who turns into Devastator’s appendix
August 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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people correctly talk about the damage fox news has done, but with how we've seen people become ride or die for whichever dem is most currently appearing on TV no matter what awful history they have (cuomo during covid, newsom now, etc), it's clear cable news as a whole needs to be destroyed
August 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"Her name was Allison V12"
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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I stopped going to trivia when after answering ‘what’s the largest desert in the world’ with ‘Antarctica’ I was told that deserts have to be hot.
August 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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there's no institution with any integrity left in this country
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'd throw hands.
they asked what George Lucas film was #1 in 1977 and he said "Star Wars" and they said it was actually Star Wars IV A New Hope
August 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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ACAB includes trivia Night DJs
August 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM