Sophisticated Oyster
@ciceronincheese.bsky.social
Useful degree holder (polisci (derogatory)) | Aspiring tortured artist | Sankara's whitest soldier
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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Good morning everyone
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Good morning everyone
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Let's go! The City of Cleveland - home to a public power utility - is one of the first in the nation i've heard of so far banning shutoffs during this federal shutdown crisis.
Public power can lead the nation in showing what democratic institutions can do to make our lives better.
Public power can lead the nation in showing what democratic institutions can do to make our lives better.
We're announcing a 30-day moratorium on utility disconnections.
The federal shutdown and cuts to SNAP benefits have placed an unfair and unexpected burden on households. No one should have to choose between keeping the lights on and putting food on the table.
The federal shutdown and cuts to SNAP benefits have placed an unfair and unexpected burden on households. No one should have to choose between keeping the lights on and putting food on the table.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Let's go! The City of Cleveland - home to a public power utility - is one of the first in the nation i've heard of so far banning shutoffs during this federal shutdown crisis.
Public power can lead the nation in showing what democratic institutions can do to make our lives better.
Public power can lead the nation in showing what democratic institutions can do to make our lives better.
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Opened Venmo for the first time in a year and found I have $20 on it. Reminds me of the good ole days finding cash in coat pockets.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Opened Venmo for the first time in a year and found I have $20 on it. Reminds me of the good ole days finding cash in coat pockets.
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
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Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!
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When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities
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yes hahaha yes
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
yes hahaha yes
Just got an ad for a hotwheels track. I feel so youthful ☺️
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just got an ad for a hotwheels track. I feel so youthful ☺️
Not that I'm helping much. But I'm learning. I'm growing.
Not enough posts end with "Ötzi is there".
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not that I'm helping much. But I'm learning. I'm growing.
Not enough posts end with "Ötzi is there".
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Not enough posts end with "Ötzi is there".
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Feeling a little goth after Halloween? Want some badass punk siter stickers from @bigmsaxon.bsky.social ? Well you're in luck, God has blessed you!
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November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Feeling a little goth after Halloween? Want some badass punk siter stickers from @bigmsaxon.bsky.social ? Well you're in luck, God has blessed you!
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/product/punk...
crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/product/punk...
(Seeing the 10-cent pie slices at the automat) Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(Seeing the 10-cent pie slices at the automat) Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
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It’s early November and no I will not be providing context.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s early November and no I will not be providing context.
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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OH COME ON MAN CAN WE HAVE ANYTHING THIS YEAR
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
OH COME ON MAN CAN WE HAVE ANYTHING THIS YEAR
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jays fans 🤝 people who want to go to bed: please end this now
dodgers fans 🤝 baseball sickos: please keep going
the teams will switch places every half inning or so until it’s actually over
dodgers fans 🤝 baseball sickos: please keep going
the teams will switch places every half inning or so until it’s actually over
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
jays fans 🤝 people who want to go to bed: please end this now
dodgers fans 🤝 baseball sickos: please keep going
the teams will switch places every half inning or so until it’s actually over
dodgers fans 🤝 baseball sickos: please keep going
the teams will switch places every half inning or so until it’s actually over
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FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE
Ok I gave this “baseball” thing another shot and maybe it’s not so bad
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me