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Wow, this is really a lot.
She/her
A few under the chin scritchens on International Cat Day?
August 8, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Well I have done it, I’m the middle- aged woman who brings her gym stuff in a TOTE BAG
August 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
July 14, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Unpleasant thoughts about that Heritage Foundation freak talking about how they'll have "a bloodless revolution, if the left allows it to be" and how this definitely qualifies as the safeties-off moment they've been touching themselves fantasizing about for decades
July 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Switching browsers feels like getting bangs cut
April 7, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Just to recap:
-The Kansas Reflector posted a column critical of FB on Thursday
-Meta blocked/deleted all their links across platforms
-Meta restored all Reflector links except the critical column
-I reposted the column on The Handbasket Friday
-Meta blocked/deleted all my links across platforms
April 5, 2024 at 6:55 PM
My dad calls Liquid Death ‘Murder Soda,’ not jokingly but because he’s so brilliant at getting names wrong.
February 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
#4
Who are you?

1. gloomy night owl
2. ghost without a haunt
3. discount bookstore vampire
4. feral forest Muppet
February 14, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Hangry at God.
(Religious fasting)
February 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Pit bulls are God’s weighted blankets
February 8, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Death is a reply guy
February 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
We need Prescription Playlists.. 🩺💊🎧
January 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Sort of feel like the combination of “you must work productively if you want to be allowed live” and “technology will allow production without the expense of human labor” should be a bit of a giveaway as to capitalism’s murderous intentions.
January 19, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Genociding girl bosses
January 19, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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Here are my thoughts re: Chevron. I wasted three years of law school learning about precedent, standing, actual harm, separation of powers, judicial restraint, and actual legal reasoning, when I should have been learning "find out what billionaires want and work backwards."
January 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Interesting article on sexism within the English football/soccer setup: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Sexism is on the rise in football. Here is what needs to change | Hollie Varney
Women working across the game are increasingly targeted. Which poses a question: does football really accept women?
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2024 at 4:07 PM
This is my family, this is my city, this is our breaking news
January 18, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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“Record profits” is just another way of saying “stolen wages”
December 13, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I don’t know who needs to see this but
November 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM
[meets famous philosopher]

How does one balance the rights of dogs to live normal lives with the needs of humans to put them in Christmas sweaters?
November 27, 2023 at 5:43 PM
The internet is just a Faustian bargain in which, yes, you gain all knowledge of the world, but your soul is totally fucked.
November 21, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Feels like I should formally apologize to my mother for grievously over plucking my eyebrows in the early 2000s, I can’t be alone in this
November 21, 2023 at 2:40 AM
So what I’m hearing is, the Circle of Life= men’s mothers being the cause of bad men, and then men’s daughters being the motivation for men to be less bad
November 18, 2023 at 5:16 AM