A few under the chin scritchens on International Cat Day?

This is my family, this is my city, this is our breaking news

I don’t know who needs to see this but

You know the feeling you get when you try to climb over a you- shaped obstacle but you get tired and fall asleep halfway through? That’s often how I feel..

😍 Morning, angels!
Well, over here, Lyle won’t get up

[I lean back onto hitching post and take long drag off cigarette]
“You know I love you, doll, but I’m just another scold haunting this ghost town and I don’t reckon I’ll ever settle down. I live for the scolding, it’s in my blood.”

[She grabs my hat brim] “Then kiss me, you woke fool!”

My mom’s 1 complaint about Barbie: it didn’t address gay men’s relationship to rare doll collecting. So if you know me maybe this tracks w my general confusion about my very existence & my hyper awareness of niche literalisms.
My own 1 complaint about Barbie: I hate myself for feeling bad for Kens🤢

While you’re straightening up, ever put something in your bedroom somewhere it doesn’t usually go, only to later to eat an edible and find it menacing you?

The 3rd grade girls of my apartment complex are advertising the grand opening of their pencil and eraser store 🥹

Took this at my grandpa’s funeral luncheon in Utah.
The Mormon funeral version of the Mormon wedding pic with the pregnant mother-of-the-bride.
The photo translation of “you went to school here? Were you Mormon, a film major, or do you ski?”

GIMME SOME FUCKIN TOTS so I can dip & contemplate death

Took this specifically to show to his future prom date

So correct to center the carbohydrates, fam

How the fuck is a girl supposed to function through her horniness this month
Uh this had better not awaken feelings of patriotism in me

Which version of Joseph Smith’s First Vision are you, tag yourself

https://www.mormonstories.org/top-25-problems-with-joseph-smiths-first-vision-story-need-your-help/

Also me lmao bc I meant to refer to this image from a reply, but I fucked up. Quickly decided it works for both images and while perhaps funnier with this one, I’m not sure ExMormon Blue Sky is a thing yet.

This Embark profile of a fellow Utahn

Me in absolutely any establishment in Austin:

Pour one out for his Pork Chomp days🥺 This was the last in the bag & we shan’t be purchasing more, for they turn him into a conspiratorial monster.
Our cat doesn’t spend her days devising nefarious plans to steal yer stinky-ass nasty jawbreaker, my dude!! But damn do I love watching you chomp chomp