egron mechanical whale
@bluevipsack.bsky.social
colour: blue. no, yellow!
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides
core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions,
electronic old men running the world.
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maybe the joke is that those evilest richest men aren't any worse for current allegations even where literally true
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
maybe the joke is that those evilest richest men aren't any worse for current allegations even where literally true
to offend the deaf, reply their jivin' in pantomime
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
to offend the deaf, reply their jivin' in pantomime
they ain't only noncing; that's just their cream of the human trafficking where money comes from, far moreso than e.g. natural resources or other imperialism
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
they ain't only noncing; that's just their cream of the human trafficking where money comes from, far moreso than e.g. natural resources or other imperialism
nb. that "ai sloppers" story in the guardian is a tall tale, which semi-respectable uk media still circulate on occasion (this time it being rot season over there)
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
nb. that "ai sloppers" story in the guardian is a tall tale, which semi-respectable uk media still circulate on occasion (this time it being rot season over there)
true american patriots call them lincoln lights btw
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
true american patriots call them lincoln lights btw
hung like a horse thief
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hung like a horse thief
"mild so far" famous last words
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"mild so far" famous last words
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
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November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
how many strains of fuck-off mega covid did i catch at a 50th birthday thing. hundred people there, absolute cacophony in the hall, 1/3 children from their various daycares etc.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
how many strains of fuck-off mega covid did i catch at a 50th birthday thing. hundred people there, absolute cacophony in the hall, 1/3 children from their various daycares etc.
nah it's more like propaganda of the shit-talk
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
nah it's more like propaganda of the shit-talk
graphing all copypasta on axes of EAST/WEST and MARINE SNIPER/BOIBORTION
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
graphing all copypasta on axes of EAST/WEST and MARINE SNIPER/BOIBORTION
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Something crazy about the US and international copyright enforcement regime is that they consistently criminalize digital archiving when it is done for pro-social reasons, but consistently protect the reuse of archived materials by other parties when it is for commercial reasons
The FBI has subpoenaed the domain registrar of archive.today, demanding information about the owner.
FBI Tries to Unmask Owner of Infamous Archive.is Site
The FBI has subpoenaed the domain registrar of archive.today, demanding information about the owner.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Something crazy about the US and international copyright enforcement regime is that they consistently criminalize digital archiving when it is done for pro-social reasons, but consistently protect the reuse of archived materials by other parties when it is for commercial reasons
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
instead of bringing an old laptop up to virtualized desktops from a sub-300 meg iso image, i could've been playing factorio or something for about 16 hours which is fuck-all
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
instead of bringing an old laptop up to virtualized desktops from a sub-300 meg iso image, i could've been playing factorio or something for about 16 hours which is fuck-all
these days very few recognize the gauntlet colour to character class mapping. game's only 40 tho, practically shipped yesterday
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
these days very few recognize the gauntlet colour to character class mapping. game's only 40 tho, practically shipped yesterday
oh good it's sans-serif switcheroo season again, on the web sights
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
oh good it's sans-serif switcheroo season again, on the web sights
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
watching americans get into cornerstone nordic culture, such as donald duck comics
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
watching americans get into cornerstone nordic culture, such as donald duck comics
good chaffing, very dense, lulzy strat as well
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
good chaffing, very dense, lulzy strat as well