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i can’t pause the game mom i’m in the middle of a romance cutscene
got so high i left my doordash outside for 6 hours
April 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
got so high i left my doordash outside for 6 hours
liquid iv please sponsor me you’re my hangover cure
March 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
liquid iv please sponsor me you’re my hangover cure
got a clear phone case just to show off my ebt card
March 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
got a clear phone case just to show off my ebt card
i was gonna meal prep today but i’m too happy
March 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i was gonna meal prep today but i’m too happy
almost replied to a man’s story with a rant on chinese footbinding do NOT give me instagram for a month
March 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
almost replied to a man’s story with a rant on chinese footbinding do NOT give me instagram for a month
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[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
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Got hit with a 50 dollar fine for pirating a game that cost 70 dollars. That's called a discount.
February 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Got hit with a 50 dollar fine for pirating a game that cost 70 dollars. That's called a discount.
i want to be a mother one day so bad but what am i supposed to do when they lose a tooth
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i want to be a mother one day so bad but what am i supposed to do when they lose a tooth
planning the gift basket i wanna give my homegirl is so fun like ok fine now i need to save $450
February 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
planning the gift basket i wanna give my homegirl is so fun like ok fine now i need to save $450
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Florence Pugh stuns in new photos. 📷
February 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Florence Pugh stuns in new photos. 📷
girl with synesthesia told me my voice sounds like peach lilies and moonlight no one else can tell me anything
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
girl with synesthesia told me my voice sounds like peach lilies and moonlight no one else can tell me anything
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I need more piercings :3
February 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I need more piercings :3
fisherman kyle i wish you the best
February 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
fisherman kyle i wish you the best
planning tattoos while i can barely make rent next month
February 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
planning tattoos while i can barely make rent next month
a burrito and cal jacobs’s coming out monologue to his family in euphoria season 2 went fucking crazy
February 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
a burrito and cal jacobs’s coming out monologue to his family in euphoria season 2 went fucking crazy
yay feeling pretty 🤩
February 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
yay feeling pretty 🤩
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Torrenting a Sims game to get all the DLC is a rite of passage for gamers
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Torrenting a Sims game to get all the DLC is a rite of passage for gamers
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i want to eat a lavalamp
February 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i want to eat a lavalamp
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i’m sorry takis are an s tier snack
February 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i’m sorry takis are an s tier snack
need to go to new zealand
New poster for #MortalKombatII starring Karl Urban, coming soon to theaters.
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
need to go to new zealand
long answer fucking short, hell yeah 😛
can i survive my busiest day of school and work on two hours of sleep?
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
long answer fucking short, hell yeah 😛
can i survive my busiest day of school and work on two hours of sleep?
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
can i survive my busiest day of school and work on two hours of sleep?
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I yearn for bacon egg and cheese soooo bad. It's not the same when you make a breakfast sandwich yourself
February 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I yearn for bacon egg and cheese soooo bad. It's not the same when you make a breakfast sandwich yourself
we got rights taken away before we got gta 6
February 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
we got rights taken away before we got gta 6