BlueMonkeyBoy
@bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social
Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
This Thanksgiving I'm making a spicy stew out of pine needles, maple leaves, acorns, and bark.
Calling it "Forest Gumbo"
Calling it "Forest Gumbo"
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This Thanksgiving I'm making a spicy stew out of pine needles, maple leaves, acorns, and bark.
Calling it "Forest Gumbo"
Calling it "Forest Gumbo"
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You just gave yourself *months* of vacation, you puritanical, lying pixie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You just gave yourself *months* of vacation, you puritanical, lying pixie.
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Strands #634
“With gratitude”
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“With gratitude”
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November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Strands #634
“With gratitude”
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“With gratitude”
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Connections
Puzzle #900
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November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Puzzle #900
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November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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They always blame democrats no matter what, and they get away with it
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
They always blame democrats no matter what, and they get away with it
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I mean, are we sure this is consensual?
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I mean, are we sure this is consensual?
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My friends, I love thee marvelous well.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My friends, I love thee marvelous well.
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Kash Patel used a government jet to visit his girlfriend. The shocking part of this story is that Kash Patel has a girlfriend
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Kash Patel used a government jet to visit his girlfriend. The shocking part of this story is that Kash Patel has a girlfriend
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Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Headed to Burbank Airport.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Headed to Burbank Airport.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Connections
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November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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If anyone needs to be reinstated back into service to be court martialed, it's
Gen Mike Flynn
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Gen Mike Flynn
#TraitorFlynn
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If anyone needs to be reinstated back into service to be court martialed, it's
Gen Mike Flynn
#TraitorFlynn
Gen Mike Flynn
#TraitorFlynn
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Genuine question: has any GOP member of house or senate spoken out about the Dept of defense and Hegseth threatening sen Mark Kelly with lawfare? Beyond disturbing
Especially any veterans?
Shame on all those who stay silent
Especially any veterans?
Shame on all those who stay silent
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Genuine question: has any GOP member of house or senate spoken out about the Dept of defense and Hegseth threatening sen Mark Kelly with lawfare? Beyond disturbing
Especially any veterans?
Shame on all those who stay silent
Especially any veterans?
Shame on all those who stay silent
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Dear MAGA,
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dear MAGA,
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
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the real reason MTG is resigning....
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the real reason MTG is resigning....