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BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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art deco-ish style poster of turkeys falling from a helicopter, bottom banner on poster says "Cincinnati", a call back to a classic "WKRP in Cincinnati" Thanksgiving episode where station manager Mr Carlson and his ad exec Herb Tarleck came up with an idea of dropping turkeys out of a helicopter over a shopping center with the firm belief that turkeys could fly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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"Hey" complains Lindsey "that's my job!!"
picture of lindsey graham in what looks like restroom, standing to one side in a full suit, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth and a look on his face like he just whipped one out on the bathroom floor.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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yeah, but Big Balls finally got laid....
picture of the ugly doge creature known as big balls
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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My last three brain cells
picture from the tv sitcom "Green Acres" with Oliver, Eb and Lisa in the kitchen.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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the real reason MTG is resigning....
comic newspaper article with a picture of what looks like a pregnant marjorie taylor green to the left, a small picture of Bigfoot to the right, and the caption "I WAS BIGFOOT'S LOVE SLAVE. Now I'm pregnant with his baby!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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"I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will personally wet myself as I cower behind a row of chairs as others try to keep the January 6th insurrectionists mobs from getting my pasty white ass...."
picture of butch as hell markwayne "yeah, my momma didn't know which was my daddy so she gave me this lame name" mullin hiding behind a row of chairs as the actual heroes tried to keep the insurrectionist tourists from getting to his gutless self.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"fat piggy
gross piggy
looking for a boink
ugly piggy
creepy piggy
oink, oink oink"
political cartoon featuring trump as a huge, grotesque pig having lipstick put on it. caption says "you can put lipstick on an alternative fact, but a lie is a lie"
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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quiet, piggy
picture of trump with a facial expression that is definitely porcine, next to a picture of an actual pig who looks strikingly similar
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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quiet, piggy
picture of New York magazine cover with full face shot of trump with a pig snout, with "it's The Corruption" in text at the bottom of his face.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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sock monkey made from zombie/brain socks
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This monkey was made to be sponsored to go on an AIDS walk. I've made a LOT of sock monkeys over the years for numerous AIDS walks; this is one of my favorites.
sock monkey made from green, black and red socks, the socks have a black background with green zombies and red brains in the pattern. The monkey has slightly askew eyes, one white, one red, one ear has a red lining and the other ear is white with an AIDS red ribbon on the pattern. Nose and mouth are in red embroidery floss. He has a cracked silver disc button for a belly button and a yellow button with a heart on it sewn over his heart.
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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picture of a young woman dressed in what looks like old time peasant garb, with a hand held basket balanced on her right hip. Caption says "Alas, me basket-o-fucks be empty."
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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hey, tacky hairstyles don't come cheap
horrible headshot of haglike marsha blackburn with a hairstyle that Medusa only wishes she had.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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precedent (sic) trump has announced that his administration has developed a Thanksgiving Dinner Chewing Gum to help the poor through the holidays....
picture of donald trump standing behind a podium with the sign "TROOMPA LOOMPA" hanging in front of it. trump is in orange makeup with green hair like one of the Oompa Loompas from the movie "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". standing behind and to the side of trump is chris christie with a purple face, like the Violet Beuregarde character from the same movie, swollen up like a balloon on blueberry juice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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black and white photo of a pair of military dogtags hanging to the right side of the pictures, next to a single star and underneath the star it says "thank you"
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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is loony loomer slapping one of these on before she heads out for the day?
picture of a vintage halloween mask, it is clear plastic with eyebrows, eyelashes and lipstick painted on.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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wouldn't it just be cheaper, and easier, to deflate and put her in his carryon?
photo of a cheap "inflatable love doll" in it's original cellophane envelope packaging.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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picture of a peasant woman holding an empty basket and saying "Alas, me basket-o-fucks be empty."
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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"sleep on the couch, honey? Sure, no problemo!" drooled JD...
picture of really overly ugly couch in maroon and pink where the coloring and the stuffing and stitching make it look like there are seven vaginas along the back cushions.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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wasn't there something about a Hindu wedding?
picture of jd vance and current wife usha at Hindu wedding ceremony, they are both dressded in traditional Hindu marriage garments and have the red dot, known as a "bindi" and representing the 6th chakra, on their foreheads.
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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picture of Agnes Moorehead as Endora from the television show "Bewitched"
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Maga Thanksgiving, baby!
picture spoofing the classic painting "Freedom From Want" by Norman Rockwell, with the table surrounded by a bunch of what could politely be described as white trash maga supporters, with grandma in a NASCAR tank top placing a platter that is holding a large tin of canned turkey on the table, with a shirtless grandpa behind her.
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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sweating it out, wondering where he's going to sell his soybean harvest.....
picture of a pot with three soybean shoots growing out of it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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how exactly is santos going to "grow his family"?
still picture from 1956 Sci-Fi movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" showing a replicant pod releasing its replicant human body.
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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so - fifty/sixty-ish white upper middle class (barely) couple come into the animal hospital today, claiming they have an appointment. They don't. They get mad at my coworker and berate him for about 4 minutes for their error before they storm out, swearing there are MANY other veterinarians, hundreds in fact, they can take their business to. After they left I turned to my co-worker and said "you know they're gonna head home now and have some rough sex...."
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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cartoon drawing of a mob of puritan villagers about to set fire to a woman tied to a stake, the villagers are crying "Witch!" "Witch!" "Witch!" "Witch!", one villager in corner is saying to villager next to him "I hate jury duty."
October 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM