BlueMonkeyBoy
@bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social
Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
shhh
don't harsh her buzz
don't harsh her buzz
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
shhh
don't harsh her buzz
don't harsh her buzz
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You just gave yourself *months* of vacation, you puritanical, lying pixie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You just gave yourself *months* of vacation, you puritanical, lying pixie.
she is, of course, referring to their wedding night
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
she is, of course, referring to their wedding night
not enough happy hours in endless bars to make that happen
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
not enough happy hours in endless bars to make that happen
yes, the "quiet, piggy" was quite engaging....
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
yes, the "quiet, piggy" was quite engaging....
he's got a look on his face like he's about to have sex with the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
he's got a look on his face like he's about to have sex with the turkey
you just know he was singing "Deutschland Deutschland ueber alles" as he shoved it in the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
you just know he was singing "Deutschland Deutschland ueber alles" as he shoved it in the oven.
I know I'm alone on this
but
I love mince pie
but
I love mince pie
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I know I'm alone on this
but
I love mince pie
but
I love mince pie
not only had they switched out to generic brands but they cut back on the number of items that were included in the dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
not only had they switched out to generic brands but they cut back on the number of items that were included in the dinner.
the term "f*ckw*d" springs to mind
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the term "f*ckw*d" springs to mind
"flirting with"?
wait, he and melania AREN'T married?
wait, he and melania AREN'T married?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"flirting with"?
wait, he and melania AREN'T married?
wait, he and melania AREN'T married?