idk |🏴☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈
@blowupchickens.bsky.social
no minors, nsfw
he/him
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Pοrn with plot, D/s Edizzy, dubcon-ish stizzy. S01E03 rewrite from the point of Stede seeing Izzy at Jackie'z.
Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.
The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something
Steddyhands?
archiveofourown.org/works/67993511
Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.
The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something
Steddyhands?
archiveofourown.org/works/67993511
Always keep my eye out at comicons & similar events for dickheads & bullies I recognise from online/fandom spaces so I can tell them what a twat they are to their faces.
Anyway, Hyper Japan is cute
Anyway, Hyper Japan is cute
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Always keep my eye out at comicons & similar events for dickheads & bullies I recognise from online/fandom spaces so I can tell them what a twat they are to their faces.
Anyway, Hyper Japan is cute
Anyway, Hyper Japan is cute
What's that fairground Edizzy -ish fic?
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What's that fairground Edizzy -ish fic?
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mid complaint but please stop tagging ur stizzy as edizzy just bc they interact once or twice 😭😭
October 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
mid complaint but please stop tagging ur stizzy as edizzy just bc they interact once or twice 😭😭
I'd post about Edizzy or something but there's a kitten in my house that climbs up my chest & bites my face when I don't pay attention to it
These arrived tho
These arrived tho
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'd post about Edizzy or something but there's a kitten in my house that climbs up my chest & bites my face when I don't pay attention to it
These arrived tho
These arrived tho
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October 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
(too niche but)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
September 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
(too niche but)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
I should stagger these pain meds to ensure there isn't a noticeable dip in analgesia, I say to myself as I swallow all of the pills at once
September 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I should stagger these pain meds to ensure there isn't a noticeable dip in analgesia, I say to myself as I swallow all of the pills at once
Con once said he thought Izzy Hands would be a Conservative/Tory & I *get* it - Izzy has a kinda personal/social inclination toward summat that looks like authoritarianism - but
1. He's a fucking pirate
2. He's Blackbeard’s First Mate
3. Being a dick isn't necessarily indicative of wider politics
1. He's a fucking pirate
2. He's Blackbeard’s First Mate
3. Being a dick isn't necessarily indicative of wider politics
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Con once said he thought Izzy Hands would be a Conservative/Tory & I *get* it - Izzy has a kinda personal/social inclination toward summat that looks like authoritarianism - but
1. He's a fucking pirate
2. He's Blackbeard’s First Mate
3. Being a dick isn't necessarily indicative of wider politics
1. He's a fucking pirate
2. He's Blackbeard’s First Mate
3. Being a dick isn't necessarily indicative of wider politics
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Don’t worry, Bluesky. Izzy consented to being leashed, tattooed, being called a dog off screen, and to being drawn this way!
Been a bit since I’ve done art. I’m rusty 😂
Been a bit since I’ve done art. I’m rusty 😂
September 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Don’t worry, Bluesky. Izzy consented to being leashed, tattooed, being called a dog off screen, and to being drawn this way!
Been a bit since I’ve done art. I’m rusty 😂
Been a bit since I’ve done art. I’m rusty 😂
Leaving your abusive ex is great for all the normal reasons but have you ever escaped a life of listening to a middle aged cishet white man who thinks he's his company's fucking comedian?
"If you send that in an email they'll think you're an absolute dickhead" is a line I hope to never say again
"If you send that in an email they'll think you're an absolute dickhead" is a line I hope to never say again
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Leaving your abusive ex is great for all the normal reasons but have you ever escaped a life of listening to a middle aged cishet white man who thinks he's his company's fucking comedian?
"If you send that in an email they'll think you're an absolute dickhead" is a line I hope to never say again
"If you send that in an email they'll think you're an absolute dickhead" is a line I hope to never say again
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Knowing the smell of your rotting former first mate is the most romantic thing a person can do
September 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Knowing the smell of your rotting former first mate is the most romantic thing a person can do
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Me mate made a joke about when parts of the ofmd fandom really thought Ed ate the "yummy" soap & I'd completely fucking forgotten about that lmao
Feeding fandom nonsense into my non-ofmd fandom friend + time + pressure = some right diamonds
Feeding fandom nonsense into my non-ofmd fandom friend + time + pressure = some right diamonds
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me mate made a joke about when parts of the ofmd fandom really thought Ed ate the "yummy" soap & I'd completely fucking forgotten about that lmao
Feeding fandom nonsense into my non-ofmd fandom friend + time + pressure = some right diamonds
Feeding fandom nonsense into my non-ofmd fandom friend + time + pressure = some right diamonds
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Ugh, THEM
lmao I need to be put down, actually. 😮💨🤞 (sorry the audio was trending…and I, well, er…)
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ugh, THEM
Rereading your own fic for fun & fuCKING TYPOS
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Rereading your own fic for fun & fuCKING TYPOS
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Izzy Hands & his comfort Clone-a-Willy of Ed's dick
July 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Izzy Hands & his comfort Clone-a-Willy of Ed's dick
When the note on patient mentation in the chart is QAR - Quiet, Alert & Responsive - I imagine the patient as a teeny tiny furry pirate for just a second 🏴☠️
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
When the note on patient mentation in the chart is QAR - Quiet, Alert & Responsive - I imagine the patient as a teeny tiny furry pirate for just a second 🏴☠️
Been gifted a highly prized item from my sibling for pretending to be a good brother & joining in with their recent Stray Kids obsession
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been gifted a highly prized item from my sibling for pretending to be a good brother & joining in with their recent Stray Kids obsession
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
Toddling off to one of me fave ofmd artists and commissions are fucking CLOSED, snooze ya fucking lose 😭
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Toddling off to one of me fave ofmd artists and commissions are fucking CLOSED, snooze ya fucking lose 😭
If Izzy Hands was born like 35 miles further East than his accent implies, I could give him so much regional dialect. If people found "pack it in" unintelligible, god help them. Alas.
September 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If Izzy Hands was born like 35 miles further East than his accent implies, I could give him so much regional dialect. If people found "pack it in" unintelligible, god help them. Alas.
How do you learn to draw (edizzy)?
How long does it take to learn to draw (edizzy)?
Why do I suddenly have the urge to draw (edizzy)?
How long does it take to learn to draw (edizzy)?
Why do I suddenly have the urge to draw (edizzy)?
September 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
How do you learn to draw (edizzy)?
How long does it take to learn to draw (edizzy)?
Why do I suddenly have the urge to draw (edizzy)?
How long does it take to learn to draw (edizzy)?
Why do I suddenly have the urge to draw (edizzy)?
Ed & Izzy taking a midnight drive to blowtorch the fashy fucking E*gland flags the far right muppets have stuck up everywhere
Ed can make even a balaclava look good btw
Edizzy date night is always interesting
Ed can make even a balaclava look good btw
Edizzy date night is always interesting
September 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Ed & Izzy taking a midnight drive to blowtorch the fashy fucking E*gland flags the far right muppets have stuck up everywhere
Ed can make even a balaclava look good btw
Edizzy date night is always interesting
Ed can make even a balaclava look good btw
Edizzy date night is always interesting
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I support first mate rights ...and wrongs.
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I support first mate rights ...and wrongs.
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one of many reasons making s2 the izzy hands whump show was a mistake is bc why do that when you could just insert him into the ensemble in these types of situations.
September 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
one of many reasons making s2 the izzy hands whump show was a mistake is bc why do that when you could just insert him into the ensemble in these types of situations.