Ty love! x

Fuck knows sweetpea I didn't get that far

Isn't there just lol. If I wrote owt that fluffy (pun not intended) Ed & Izzy would deffo be given this cute naughty little grey-black thing. & it's already learnt to step on Izzy, v clever lol

Woahhh what a notification to finally open this app to, jesus that's hot

I just love a duo of dangerous freaks who do run shady business together & are kinda in love w each other

Hence being an edizzy stan account

He says opposing stuff all the time anyway. Wasn't his last HC summat about the toe thing being kinda consensual (LISTEN UP BSKY)? But I'm 99% sure he's alluded to the total opposite. But we can all have conflicting headcanons, as a treat

I've heard people argue it in earnest, which ofc

I wouldn't be shocked if Izzy started out that way, like how a lot of misguided working class people are raised tbf (from a more modern perspective). Idt someone who took so much pleasure in Fang taunting an English naval officer about him being his king now would translate into a bloody Tory tho

Why did I wake up thinking about this

Oh yeah probably the terrible political climate

Being a fucking pirate is pretty antithetical with supporting the political status quo

Being First Mate puts Izzy in a p unique position of enforcing Blackbeard’s own status quo

You can be personally bitter & misanthropic as hell & still recognise & campaign for the greater good (I am proof)

& yeah mate, people at work are 'out to get you' for no reason. It's not that you send pissed up all work emails slagging folk off in a way you personally find hilarious & charismatic. Probably a them thing

He'd have killed on reddit. & by killed I mean gotten 3 upvotes for his rambling, navel-gazing wanky 'humour' from narc blokes just like him

Laughed & locked in @ Stede/steed