idk |🏴☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈
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I'd post about Edizzy or something but there's a kitten in my house that climbs up my chest & bites my face when I don't pay attention to it
These arrived tho
These arrived tho
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'd post about Edizzy or something but there's a kitten in my house that climbs up my chest & bites my face when I don't pay attention to it
These arrived tho
These arrived tho
(too niche but)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
September 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
(too niche but)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is
Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?
Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls
(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)
Been gifted a highly prized item from my sibling for pretending to be a good brother & joining in with their recent Stray Kids obsession
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been gifted a highly prized item from my sibling for pretending to be a good brother & joining in with their recent Stray Kids obsession
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently
Idk man, it's just very sweet lol
I mean, Ed & Stede were literally made *not* to end up together if you know the lore, but pop off against other ships for no reason ig
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I mean, Ed & Stede were literally made *not* to end up together if you know the lore, but pop off against other ships for no reason ig
Obv Taskmasters kinda horny but my sicko lil brain switched on when Susan Wokoma started waterboarding herself w huge amounts of condiments, hardly managing to swallow by the end & refusing to spill any tho she might vom. Then getting the donut down, too. Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
September 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Obv Taskmasters kinda horny but my sicko lil brain switched on when Susan Wokoma started waterboarding herself w huge amounts of condiments, hardly managing to swallow by the end & refusing to spill any tho she might vom. Then getting the donut down, too. Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Johnny Vegas so good. Down to earth, nice, intelligent, Northern (eng) 💪, socialist & I love him
Ideal (tv series) is great, off to see him do it live in Halifax for 20 quid, be great craic
Also a legend on Taskmaster
Ideal (tv series) is great, off to see him do it live in Halifax for 20 quid, be great craic
Also a legend on Taskmaster
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Johnny Vegas so good. Down to earth, nice, intelligent, Northern (eng) 💪, socialist & I love him
Ideal (tv series) is great, off to see him do it live in Halifax for 20 quid, be great craic
Also a legend on Taskmaster
Ideal (tv series) is great, off to see him do it live in Halifax for 20 quid, be great craic
Also a legend on Taskmaster
They should have kissed (onscreen)
Look how much Izzy would have to reach up
They're in love btw
Look how much Izzy would have to reach up
They're in love btw
August 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
They should have kissed (onscreen)
Look how much Izzy would have to reach up
They're in love btw
Look how much Izzy would have to reach up
They're in love btw
I'm crying
August 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm crying
Nvm did it for ya
Nothing about being feminine, nothing about being gay. Somewhat toxicly masculine? Yeah, deffo can be seen that way. Honestly, to stay alive as a pirate (nodt of the pirates I know? They're dead), being owt in the description of "namby-pamby" is a bad idea. But Izzy's also a dick
Nothing about being feminine, nothing about being gay. Somewhat toxicly masculine? Yeah, deffo can be seen that way. Honestly, to stay alive as a pirate (nodt of the pirates I know? They're dead), being owt in the description of "namby-pamby" is a bad idea. But Izzy's also a dick
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nvm did it for ya
Nothing about being feminine, nothing about being gay. Somewhat toxicly masculine? Yeah, deffo can be seen that way. Honestly, to stay alive as a pirate (nodt of the pirates I know? They're dead), being owt in the description of "namby-pamby" is a bad idea. But Izzy's also a dick
Nothing about being feminine, nothing about being gay. Somewhat toxicly masculine? Yeah, deffo can be seen that way. Honestly, to stay alive as a pirate (nodt of the pirates I know? They're dead), being owt in the description of "namby-pamby" is a bad idea. But Izzy's also a dick
I haven't even seen you post anything about Lucius because you scattergun your thoughts into a million different replies, & so do a lot of other people on this thread. Acceptable if its an afterthought but most of it is clearly stream of consciousness
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I haven't even seen you post anything about Lucius because you scattergun your thoughts into a million different replies, & so do a lot of other people on this thread. Acceptable if its an afterthought but most of it is clearly stream of consciousness
Based on Gregs evaluation that Johnny is the only contestant to look like he NEEDS the tasks to go well & a concurrent discussion abt Izzy Hands consistently making life harder for himself cos of the person he is
I'd wanna see this team on taskmaster so bad (if they fund therapy for contestants)
I'd wanna see this team on taskmaster so bad (if they fund therapy for contestants)
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Based on Gregs evaluation that Johnny is the only contestant to look like he NEEDS the tasks to go well & a concurrent discussion abt Izzy Hands consistently making life harder for himself cos of the person he is
I'd wanna see this team on taskmaster so bad (if they fund therapy for contestants)
I'd wanna see this team on taskmaster so bad (if they fund therapy for contestants)
Pοrn with plot, D/s Edizzy, dubcon-ish stizzy. S01E03 rewrite from the point of Stede seeing Izzy at Jackie'z.
Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.
The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something
Steddyhands?
archiveofourown.org/works/67993511
Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.
The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something
Steddyhands?
archiveofourown.org/works/67993511
July 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pοrn with plot, D/s Edizzy, dubcon-ish stizzy. S01E03 rewrite from the point of Stede seeing Izzy at Jackie'z.
Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.
The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something
Steddyhands?
archiveofourown.org/works/67993511
Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.
The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something
Steddyhands?
archiveofourown.org/works/67993511
My fave thing they used to say was "there are so many amazing queer characters to obsess over & they choose the straight white male antagonist 🙄"
You mean THIS? The "queer-coded villian" archetype? The flailing, failing leather sub who just wants his leather daddy boss back? OKAY
You mean THIS? The "queer-coded villian" archetype? The flailing, failing leather sub who just wants his leather daddy boss back? OKAY
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My fave thing they used to say was "there are so many amazing queer characters to obsess over & they choose the straight white male antagonist 🙄"
You mean THIS? The "queer-coded villian" archetype? The flailing, failing leather sub who just wants his leather daddy boss back? OKAY
You mean THIS? The "queer-coded villian" archetype? The flailing, failing leather sub who just wants his leather daddy boss back? OKAY
The way I keep getting my wallet out every time I see this pic
June 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The way I keep getting my wallet out every time I see this pic
Izzy Hands' 2-stripe addidas trainers
He's so ashamed but realises its stupid & that makes it worse
Doesn't stop the kids who kept growing after year 7 from picking on him tho
He's so ashamed but realises its stupid & that makes it worse
Doesn't stop the kids who kept growing after year 7 from picking on him tho
May 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Izzy Hands' 2-stripe addidas trainers
He's so ashamed but realises its stupid & that makes it worse
Doesn't stop the kids who kept growing after year 7 from picking on him tho
He's so ashamed but realises its stupid & that makes it worse
Doesn't stop the kids who kept growing after year 7 from picking on him tho
Explicit, non-con, dub-con, graphic descriptions of violence, torture, somnophilia & a bunch of other things.
WIP, Edizzy, Stizzy, Steddyhands ? & a bit of Izzy/Lucius
WIP, Edizzy, Stizzy, Steddyhands ? & a bit of Izzy/Lucius
May 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Explicit, non-con, dub-con, graphic descriptions of violence, torture, somnophilia & a bunch of other things.
WIP, Edizzy, Stizzy, Steddyhands ? & a bit of Izzy/Lucius
WIP, Edizzy, Stizzy, Steddyhands ? & a bit of Izzy/Lucius
Reminder
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Reminder
What an interesting coincidence, Izzy Hands has a very similar thing
At least I can attribute it to Ed Teach in crossover fanfic
At least I can attribute it to Ed Teach in crossover fanfic
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What an interesting coincidence, Izzy Hands has a very similar thing
At least I can attribute it to Ed Teach in crossover fanfic
At least I can attribute it to Ed Teach in crossover fanfic
There's naught but ONE fic under the Ed Teach / Izzy Hands / Jack Sparrow tag, & it's this
Definitely worth a read if you haven't. Hot as fuck
archiveofourown.org/works/41650023
Definitely worth a read if you haven't. Hot as fuck
archiveofourown.org/works/41650023
March 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
There's naught but ONE fic under the Ed Teach / Izzy Hands / Jack Sparrow tag, & it's this
Definitely worth a read if you haven't. Hot as fuck
archiveofourown.org/works/41650023
Definitely worth a read if you haven't. Hot as fuck
archiveofourown.org/works/41650023
"DJ is loudly wrong about the show he wrote all the time"
"He can't be wrong, it's his show!"
"He can't be wrong, it's his show!"
February 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
"DJ is loudly wrong about the show he wrote all the time"
"He can't be wrong, it's his show!"
"He can't be wrong, it's his show!"