blitzen13 🇨🇦
@blitzen13.bsky.social
Canadian, corporate wage slave, social activist. Punk, drunk, connoisseur of the written word and fine cheese everywhere.
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🏆VANCOUVER RISE WIN THE NSL
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🏆VANCOUVER RISE WIN THE NSL
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
How is the Great New York Exodus going, btw? Any stats on how many anti-Mamdani pearl clutchers have actually left the city so far? Are there apartments available? 😄
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How is the Great New York Exodus going, btw? Any stats on how many anti-Mamdani pearl clutchers have actually left the city so far? Are there apartments available? 😄
I can't stop watching this one. The purity of the puppy eyes at the end. 😭 In a world where almost everything is terrible, this is medicine for the soul. 💜
This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I can't stop watching this one. The purity of the puppy eyes at the end. 😭 In a world where almost everything is terrible, this is medicine for the soul. 💜
So they have now pivoted to "Having sex with 15-year-olds is OK now, actually."? 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So they have now pivoted to "Having sex with 15-year-olds is OK now, actually."? 🤮
I am reading an old cookbook about popcorn, and some of these recipes are insane: "Cut bananas into halves, scoop out the centres, & fill with popcorn after it is ground, and serve on lettuce with mayonnaise dressing." 😬 /1
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am reading an old cookbook about popcorn, and some of these recipes are insane: "Cut bananas into halves, scoop out the centres, & fill with popcorn after it is ground, and serve on lettuce with mayonnaise dressing." 😬 /1
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I know that Flanders Fields is canon but nothing for me captures the futility, horror and rage of what we're remembering today like Wilfred Owen's Dulce et Decorum Est.
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen: Read by Christopher Eccleston | Remembering World War 1 | C4
YouTube video by Channel 4 Documentaries
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November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know that Flanders Fields is canon but nothing for me captures the futility, horror and rage of what we're remembering today like Wilfred Owen's Dulce et Decorum Est.
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
I am periodically asked to confirm my mother's Goals of Care with the nursing team at her assisted living home. It always feels a bit weird to remember that I literally have the power of life or death over her. It can be a difficult conversation to have with a parent, but I encourage you to do it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am periodically asked to confirm my mother's Goals of Care with the nursing team at her assisted living home. It always feels a bit weird to remember that I literally have the power of life or death over her. It can be a difficult conversation to have with a parent, but I encourage you to do it.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
We will remember them.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
We will remember them.
On this day, when politicians love to trot out the last few remaining WWII veterans for their ceremonies, it is more important than ever to remember what they were fighting for, and what they were trying to prevent. We must all fight against the resurgence of Nazism and fascism. #RemembranceDay
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
On this day, when politicians love to trot out the last few remaining WWII veterans for their ceremonies, it is more important than ever to remember what they were fighting for, and what they were trying to prevent. We must all fight against the resurgence of Nazism and fascism. #RemembranceDay
Do Americans refer to their cities by their airport codes like we do here in Canada? YYZ, YEG, YYC...
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Do Americans refer to their cities by their airport codes like we do here in Canada? YYZ, YEG, YYC...
Meanwhile, in Canada...
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Meanwhile, in Canada...
Conservatives in disarray. You love to see it. I really don't think PP can survive this. Will he even make it to his leadership review? #cdnpoli
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Conservatives in disarray. You love to see it. I really don't think PP can survive this. Will he even make it to his leadership review? #cdnpoli
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Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse
No, I'm not going to subscribe to your Substack. I'm never going to subscribe to your Substack. I don't support platforms that platform Nazis. Period.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No, I'm not going to subscribe to your Substack. I'm never going to subscribe to your Substack. I don't support platforms that platform Nazis. Period.
The first 11 days of November are a very special season in #Canada. We call it "How the Heck do I get this Damned Poppy to stay on my Lapel?" Season. Usually there is a blood sacrifice involved.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The first 11 days of November are a very special season in #Canada. We call it "How the Heck do I get this Damned Poppy to stay on my Lapel?" Season. Usually there is a blood sacrifice involved.
Did we win the batball game?
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Did we win the batball game?
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Parents, make sure you're careful this Halloween! Inside this Snickers we've just found the 1444 map of Boarstall, one of the oldest maps of an English village and a fantastic example of late medieval cartography.
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Parents, make sure you're careful this Halloween! Inside this Snickers we've just found the 1444 map of Boarstall, one of the oldest maps of an English village and a fantastic example of late medieval cartography.
Almost twice the number of signatures required. Amazing! #ForeverCanadian
Today, I submitted 456,365 Albertans’ signatures to Elections Alberta, petitioning the Premier to do the right thing, avoid a divisive and economically harmful referendum, and allow MLAs to vote and reaffirm that Alberta’s future is in Canada.🇨🇦
Alberta is #ForeverCanadian
Alberta is #ForeverCanadian
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Almost twice the number of signatures required. Amazing! #ForeverCanadian
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When the ICE agent is Canadian… 🇨🇦
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When the ICE agent is Canadian… 🇨🇦
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
Oh shit, is this Diwali? Shut your windows and keep your pets in. Hope the fireworks idiots don't manage to start any fires tonight.
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh shit, is this Diwali? Shut your windows and keep your pets in. Hope the fireworks idiots don't manage to start any fires tonight.
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TODAY, October 18, there are more than 150 #ForeverCanadian petition signing locations across Alberta.
There are only 10 days left to deadline. We need your signature to reach our goal. Please, find your nearest location here:
www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...
There are only 10 days left to deadline. We need your signature to reach our goal. Please, find your nearest location here:
www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...
Forever Canadian Official Campaign Website
Forever Canadian campaign is a grassroots coalition of Canadians aimed at reinforcing Canadian unity. It is a proactive vehicle to secure Alberta's continued place in Canada.
www.forever-canadian.ca
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
TODAY, October 18, there are more than 150 #ForeverCanadian petition signing locations across Alberta.
There are only 10 days left to deadline. We need your signature to reach our goal. Please, find your nearest location here:
www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...
There are only 10 days left to deadline. We need your signature to reach our goal. Please, find your nearest location here:
www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...
I fucking love this guy. 😍
KINEW: "We have to be able to make a deal and, you know, to play nice when we're in the Oval Office, 'Oh yes, look at all the gold. It looks really nice. Way to go.'"
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I fucking love this guy. 😍