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BlindPenguin
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Insecure European with false sense of superiority

Secular humanist

| 🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ | He/They
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edzard.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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muyhiram.com
Pocky Poke!
#PockyDay
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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jayrnski.bsky.social
best pizza in the world 🍕
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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simonscatofficial.bsky.social
oh no
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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suprdee2.com
Rosebuds 9/9 - Little Launcher
#Rosebudscomic
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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ruthe.de
Aua.
Eine Eule mit großen Augen sitzt auf einem Ast. Aus einem ihrer Augen fällt eine riesige, gewölbte Glasplatte und erschlägt unter sich ein Eichhörnchen. Eule (denkt): "Shit! Meine Kontaktlinse!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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goopyarts.bsky.social
Give the gift that gives back. A high electric bill

Comic Commission for Lone
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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deogie.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Star wars farmer concerned about Palpitine
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
Kinda funny how quickly conspiracy fetishists start insulting anyone who asks simple questions about their delusions, and then start crying when the questioning person shoots back.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Have you seen what the farmer's been up to?
A chicken stares up at a bird in a tree who says "psst- hey, word to the wise. Have you seen what the farmer's been up to? It's some real sick and twisted business." The chicken retracts its head into its body like a collapsing telescope, as the smaller bird continues, "he takes his axe and BAM! Heads come clean off. You better protect your neck." The chicken runs through its yard, wings up, yelling "what have I done to deserve this? Why me? Oh what a cruel mistress is fate! Think! Think! What to do?" Some time later, the chicken is standing in the yard, wearing a spike covered helmet which is padlocked to chains wrapping around its body, and it says "go on ahead- try me, motherfucker."
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
Oh, i forgot about the conspiracy fetishists. They're annoying too.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
Fundamentalists are the most annoying people in the Youtube comment sections. Barely any video about science untouched by those clowns.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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portsherry.bsky.social
Behind the magic
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Thank You (Part 1) - Gator Days
Thank You (Part 1) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gwen has been doing the laundry and is letter her father know that she's finishing it up. He's attention is primarily on his computer. Gwen: Hey Dad, I finished the laundry. I'll start dinner after I put this away. Dad: Hmm... Panel 2 Gwen pauses for a moment and watches her father work. Deep down she's hoping for some further acknowledgement but doesn't want to bring attention to herself. He continues to stay focused on his computer and whatever work that he's doing. Panel 3 Finally, he turns to her and notices she's still standing by the door. Dad: What? You want a medal? Gwen: N-no. Sorry. I'll finish this. Gwen rushes away. Panel 4 Gwen's thoughts turn inward as she walks away. She has several messy thoughts running through her head. Most frustratingly, a feeling of guilt. Gwen (thinking): Is it selfish to wish he'd thank me?
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Elmo: if the landlord can't afford the place without your rent then you are providing housing for the landlord
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
Start Program:

1: "I'm gonna start drawing. I'm so fucking hyped, i can do it!"
2: *fucks up the very first line*
3: "I fucking suck, let's never try this again."

GOTO 1
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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heyokyay.bsky.social
The comic is a four-panel black-and-white drawing featuring two stick figures. Panel 1: One stick figure walks toward another who is sitting on the ground. The standing figure asks, “How are you?” The sitting one replies, “I’m feeling a bit sad…” Panel 2: The standing figure asks, “Can I do anything for you?” The sitting one responds, “Yes: sit down!” Panel 3: Both are now sitting. The standing figure, now sitting too, asks, “And now what?” The other replies, “Just stay there!” Panel 4: Both stick figures sit next to each other, smiling. The one who was sad says, “Perfect.” The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom right corner.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
Und der Preis für die wohl dümmste Frage des Tages geht an den Typen mit verdächtig vielen Achter im Namen.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
blindpenguin.bsky.social
It is fascinating, how the Star Trek ship computer got turned into ego-stroking money printing machine, so that a bunch of greedy dickweasels can maximize their profits with slightly modified stolen content. And i'm still unable to control my damn phone with voice input...
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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lordaslan.bsky.social
lol
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM