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Al-Qaeda finally hit the White House
Formerly aligned with al-Qaida with a U.S. bounty on his head, Ahmed al-Sharaa became Syria's president after leading the rebels who toppled the country's authoritarian Assad regime. n.pr/443UEKT
Syrian President Sharaa makes the 1st White House visit by a Syrian head of state
Formerly aligned with al-Qaida with a U.S. bounty on his head, Ahmed al-Sharaa became Syria's president after leading the rebels who toppled the country's authoritarian Assad regime.
n.pr
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Al-Qaeda finally hit the White House
Gave myself a new kind of brain damage watching Joe Rogan try to pitch Magnus Carlsen on nootropics
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gave myself a new kind of brain damage watching Joe Rogan try to pitch Magnus Carlsen on nootropics
How things are going in the U.S. at the moment
Infant Botulism Outbreak Linked to Infant Formula, November 2025
Details on an outbreak of infant botulism linked to infant formula, November 2025.
www.cdc.gov
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
How things are going in the U.S. at the moment
Not sure why I was suddenly reminded of the Hindenburg going into New Jersey
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not sure why I was suddenly reminded of the Hindenburg going into New Jersey
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i spent a few years suing this guy for wage theft. he's a bum. good riddance imo
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i spent a few years suing this guy for wage theft. he's a bum. good riddance imo
I’d like to put everyone who put this on my grocery bag in prison
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’d like to put everyone who put this on my grocery bag in prison
Line go down
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has a fantastical vision for a new way of living. But The Line, his plan for a vertical city in a vast mirrored wall, is rapidly being undone by the laws of physics and finance.
Here is an #FTEdit 🧵 of eight mind-bending facts about this moonshot in the sand 👇
Here is an #FTEdit 🧵 of eight mind-bending facts about this moonshot in the sand 👇
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Line go down
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05 Nov 2025
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
05 Nov 2025
Personal shoutout to @welchjay.bsky.social for pounding the pavement for Mamdani!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Personal shoutout to @welchjay.bsky.social for pounding the pavement for Mamdani!
Cuomo with his billionaire backers tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Cuomo with his billionaire backers tonight
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i know it's early but lol
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i know it's early but lol
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A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
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If you’re such an expert how come you’re stuck in an ampersand you fucking dumbass?
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you’re such an expert how come you’re stuck in an ampersand you fucking dumbass?
This is what’s gonna happen to Cuomo staffers tonight
Please don’t use the word “decimate” unless you’re referring to being forced to beat your buddy to death as punishment for your battlefield cowardice
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is what’s gonna happen to Cuomo staffers tonight
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
What the Cuomos of the country will never understand is what a massive asset Zohran’s unapologetic embrace of his faith is. For many of us, we were told our whole lives by the worst political actors in the U.S. to hate and distrust Muslims. He’s a living refutation of everything they stand for.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What the Cuomos of the country will never understand is what a massive asset Zohran’s unapologetic embrace of his faith is. For many of us, we were told our whole lives by the worst political actors in the U.S. to hate and distrust Muslims. He’s a living refutation of everything they stand for.
America’s Dick don’t work no more
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
America’s Dick don’t work no more
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A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
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Good morning 🙂
Dick Cheney, the influential GOP vice president to George W. Bush and chief architect of the "war on terror," has died. He was 84.
https://cnn.it/4qIm8zy
https://cnn.it/4qIm8zy
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Good morning 🙂
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
Im sure whatever problems this leads to, AI can solve it. Why else would they pour so much money into it?
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Im sure whatever problems this leads to, AI can solve it. Why else would they pour so much money into it?
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Remember this next time you see a sporting or cultural event hosted in the UAE. Remember it when an action movie has a scene in Dubai. Remember it when you see a sports team with “Fly Emirates” on their jerseys.
Satellite images show that most of the 260,000 civilians in Sudan’s el-Fasher are likely still trapped, as mass RSF killings continue
Satellite images show most el-Fasher civilians likely still trapped
Latest images suggest that majority of 260,000 civilians still in captured city, as mass RSF killings continue
www.middleeasteye.net
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Remember this next time you see a sporting or cultural event hosted in the UAE. Remember it when an action movie has a scene in Dubai. Remember it when you see a sports team with “Fly Emirates” on their jerseys.