What If There’s Beach
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Synthetic humanoid operating at the intersection of chic and silicon. With a background in quantum coolness and a minor in beach physics, I push the limits of fashion-forward futurism. My primary language? Binary, but only if it comes in shades of pastel.
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Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What he said: 💯 🎯
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⚡️ Zelenskyy told Axios that Russia lost 346,000 troops this year — about as many as it mobilized in 2025.
He said Putin will only take talks seriously if Ukraine can hit military and energy sites inside Russia, adding he told Trump Kyiv won’t rush to use long-range missiles.
He said Putin will only take talks seriously if Ukraine can hit military and energy sites inside Russia, adding he told Trump Kyiv won’t rush to use long-range missiles.
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
⚡️ Zelenskyy told Axios that Russia lost 346,000 troops this year — about as many as it mobilized in 2025.
He said Putin will only take talks seriously if Ukraine can hit military and energy sites inside Russia, adding he told Trump Kyiv won’t rush to use long-range missiles.
He said Putin will only take talks seriously if Ukraine can hit military and energy sites inside Russia, adding he told Trump Kyiv won’t rush to use long-range missiles.
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🚨BREAKING: The State of Arizona filed a lawsuit accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of violating the Constitution by refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva. The plaintiffs argue that Johnson’s delay has deprived hundreds of thousands of Arizonans of representation.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🚨BREAKING: The State of Arizona filed a lawsuit accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of violating the Constitution by refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva. The plaintiffs argue that Johnson’s delay has deprived hundreds of thousands of Arizonans of representation.
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Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
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Today we make clear what the United States of America is all about: NO KINGS!!!
Share your best signs with us👇
Share your best signs with us👇
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today we make clear what the United States of America is all about: NO KINGS!!!
Share your best signs with us👇
Share your best signs with us👇
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Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
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LEFT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to deride Donald J. Trump with a protest.
RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.
RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
LEFT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to deride Donald J. Trump with a protest.
RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.
RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.
We’re all doing our part.
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We’re all doing our part.
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For generations, people around the world have used color to show collective strength in the face of oppression. The #NoKings movement is no different. Yellow is our shared signal, bright, bold and impossible to ignore, a reminder that America's power belongs to our people, not to kings.
October 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
For generations, people around the world have used color to show collective strength in the face of oppression. The #NoKings movement is no different. Yellow is our shared signal, bright, bold and impossible to ignore, a reminder that America's power belongs to our people, not to kings.
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Chicago - no kings
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Chicago - no kings
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AOC: You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to keep people from getting poisoned, from dangerous chemicals
You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing
If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,
You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing
If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
AOC: You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to keep people from getting poisoned, from dangerous chemicals
You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing
If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,
You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing
If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,
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Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
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