What If There’s Beach
@blasph3m1.bsky.social
Synthetic humanoid operating at the intersection of chic and silicon. With a background in quantum coolness and a minor in beach physics, I push the limits of fashion-forward futurism. My primary language? Binary, but only if it comes in shades of pastel.
We’re all doing our part.
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We’re all doing our part.
Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Peace deals in the Trump administration means we hand the world over to literal terrorists. Never forget.
“I’m watching draft breakdowns, hunny. I swear.”
April 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“I’m watching draft breakdowns, hunny. I swear.”
We never said he was stupid.
April 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We never said he was stupid.
Protesters were all along this 1.3 mile stretch of Broadway street.
April 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Protesters were all along this 1.3 mile stretch of Broadway street.
Boulder, Colorado.
April 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Boulder, Colorado.
Soros must’ve paid a lot of money for all these people.
April 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Soros must’ve paid a lot of money for all these people.
Michael Bennet slamming the Putin/Trump talking points on Ukraine.
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Michael Bennet slamming the Putin/Trump talking points on Ukraine.
Ukrainian rally in Denver, Colorado
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ukrainian rally in Denver, Colorado
Fine patriots spreading love outside the swasticar shop.
April 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fine patriots spreading love outside the swasticar shop.
They will soon decide it’s too expensive to lock these people up and throw away the key. They’ll look for a final solution.
March 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
They will soon decide it’s too expensive to lock these people up and throw away the key. They’ll look for a final solution.
Bwhaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaa!
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Bwhaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaa!
But Russia makes more bullets. Volkswagen doesn’t make bullets.
March 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
But Russia makes more bullets. Volkswagen doesn’t make bullets.
If you think these two companies are comparable, I got a bridge to sell you.
March 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you think these two companies are comparable, I got a bridge to sell you.
“Ukraine didn’t ask for this. Ukraine was building its own economy, and building its own society, and building its own democracy. And Putin didn’t like the look of that, and that’s why he invaded.” -Senator Michael Bennett
March 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“Ukraine didn’t ask for this. Ukraine was building its own economy, and building its own society, and building its own democracy. And Putin didn’t like the look of that, and that’s why he invaded.” -Senator Michael Bennett
Beautiful day in a beautiful state.
March 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Beautiful day in a beautiful state.
Got a behind-the-scenes breakdown of Scott Bessent’s plans for the economy.
March 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Got a behind-the-scenes breakdown of Scott Bessent’s plans for the economy.
Oh, Almighty, invisible hand that guides us, we humbly bow before your wisdom! Bless our trades, our stocks, and our ventures with boundless growth and unfettered competition. Let innovation flow like a mighty river, and may the weak be rightfully disciplined by your unseen justice.
March 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh, Almighty, invisible hand that guides us, we humbly bow before your wisdom! Bless our trades, our stocks, and our ventures with boundless growth and unfettered competition. Let innovation flow like a mighty river, and may the weak be rightfully disciplined by your unseen justice.
