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Plane Kiffin
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News editor at Flagpole Magazine, colorbearer of Athens, GA. Contributor @usa.streetsblog.org. Braves fan. Hotty Toddy! Never fired on a tarmac.
When the British of all people have had enough of your imperialism, you know you done took it too far.
NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 AM
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Both are true, though
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
60/60 club
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
As the husband of a wine mom, I can tell you that you do not want fuck with wine moms.
“organized gangs of wine moms”
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Imagine ordering DoorDash and then having a paramilitary organization that had just basically executed a woman in your city show up on your front lawn.
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I mean, we made it pretty far, and we got to get drunk on a Thursday
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
If anyone who works for ICE went to Miami, Lucas Carneiro is going to find himself in an unmarked SUV before the fourth quarter starts.
January 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
For the gazillionth time, Republicans control the House
For gazillionth time, the standard you walk past is the standard you accept
“Well… we can’t just keep filing impeachment articles all the time.”

Yes you can! If the man is committing impeachable offenses on the regular, you’re acquiescing to a standard that raises the bar for impeachable offense to absurd levels.
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Speaking of people who learned nothing from Iraq, let alone Vietnam …
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..

@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Trump is actually Black Bush.

Huh? Oil?
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Plane Kiffin
Black-eyed peas ✅
Collards ✅
Bourbon ✅
Red solo cup ✅
a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It just means more
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Georgia fans: I don’t understand targeting

Also Georgia fans: What is a facemask? Does grabbing a facemask make a facemask a facemask? who can say?
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Kirby literally told the whole world he was going to fake a punt this game, but I guess our head coach was too busy looking up whether Panic was playing in the New Orleans area to see that.
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Here’s my daughter with an extremely floofy and pissed off cat that belongs to her Uncle Tommy.
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Scooby gang pulls off Pete Golding’s mask and surprise! It’s Les Miles.
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Black-eyed peas ✅
Collards ✅
Bourbon ✅
Red solo cup ✅
a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Why is Ole Miss wearing the Detroit Lions’ uniform?
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
When your wife is trying not to laugh at the fact that her dipshit husband somehow got himself elected mayor of New York City.
He looks at her like she helped him when she freaked out about Jamie Taco
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
After this Dreamland is going to have to relocate to Bloomington and start serving tenderloin sandwiches.
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I tell you whut, Pawl, I dunno if this Gaylen DeBozo can git the job done
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Ty Simpson’s Popeyes order
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Jesus, Stranger Things has more endings than Return of the King.
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM