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Chap Gebassi
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I think the best argument against F1: The Movie being nominated for Best Picture is not the dialogue or the factual inaccuracies or the questionable representation of women.

You can't make (Title Here): The Movie the Best Picture. Not even Spaceballs: The Movie. It's uncouth.
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This would be 'cutesy' as the kids say but I fear we would unlock an eighth circle of hell if we tried this.

Every time I find a cat sleeping on a laptop The Fear® awakens inside me.
we got the cats a scratcher that looks like a laptop and it was worth it for this picture alone
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
MX5 Cup continues to be the best argument for NASCAR resurrecting the Strictly Stock/Convertible combo series.
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
F1 getting the same noms as Ford V. Ferrari and Grand Prix is welcomed in this household.

Frankenheimer's legacy continues within the Academy. With the sprinkling of a BP nom just to say "it's worth the watch, you puritans."
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I appreciate the Ryanair guy for being cheeky with his press conference but I think he's underestimating how easy it will be for Elon to fund a proxy that buys out the majority of Ryanair just to meme that guy out of a job.
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Sometimes you just read a thread on a timeline and are instantly aghast at the behavior of an individual.
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Rolex sleep schedule means that Maurice can yell at 3am and I'm gonna go give him a pile of treats.
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Slept from 9a-4p and then 8p-3a.

You know how I know I'm still tired?
Got probably 60% of the way through All Quiet On The Western Front before I realized I was watching it in German at 4:30a.
Anyone caught up on sleep yet? I've got bags under my eyes so big you'd think they were the ridiculously sized ones they give you at Macy's for just a t-shirt and some underwear.
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Wanna complete the most laps as a @varcracing.com Enduro Team?

Go run 792 of 'em and call me back.
@varcracing.com

@mooncraft.racing @caeton.bsky.social @blackstockalypse.bsky.social
+ Mason

Never been happier to finish P8. I’m going to bed.
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Burk cannot wait to announce Kick as the Official Streaming Partner of VARC. Along with Stake, VARC's favorite social casino!
January 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
We may have had a couple inchidents but Dale was watching over us. And then he let P2 in class go to the other side.
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Just when you think you know a person you find out the Gerber Baby grew up and drives a P2 car.
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Must be a dying website for this reason. Everybody crashing while "skeeting."
Why would it say that? It looks so bad.
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Chap Gebassi
Fuck em. That's what the report button is for, baby.
Oh, yeah. We got an icy livery car scrubbed from trading paints mid race. That was a first for a @varcracing.com enduro effort.
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Oh, yeah. We got an icy livery car scrubbed from trading paints mid race. That was a first for a @varcracing.com enduro effort.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Done. Made my lap count for the fuel mileage. Didn't hemorrhage speed. Time for a small beer.

P9. -2L to a podium. Hunted becomes the hunter for 6 stints.
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
If Mr. NASCAR was a chill guy he would send trucks to support the Miami GP and St. Pete in the same year. Take that, Antitrust Enthusiasts.
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
It's insane the kids won't know who Walter Cronkite is in 8 years. He's gonna be a Netflix guy.
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 AM
🎶 She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a Fetterman 🎶
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
What do you mean the Bears won?
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Some boner decided to place himself perpendicular to the racing line without his relative up and punch my LR for 6 mins of ghost required.

So we went from P17 to P12 to P52 to P15.

Photo not included but it was a GTAV livery in black and gold.
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
A new feral cat is basically the same as a new baby. They don't tell you that. You just have to figure it out for yourself.
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Richard, you just punched your ticket to The Octagon.
I am very excited that young Richard will be having his vet check tomorrow so that we can consider introducing him to the other fellas because GATOR got so mad about hearing a cat he couldn't see that he peed on my blankets and I didn't notice until I went to bed last night
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM