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Chap Gebassi
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Holy shit, boys. Tell me it's your first campsite without telling me it's your first campsite.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lotta people tryna die stupid at Baja.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why is Megyn Kelly defending Ayrton Senna from beyond the grave?
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@varcracing.com
S: DFL (penalty)
F: 22 (Tongue punched in the fart box.)

They kept wreckin' so I beat someone and my own meat.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Can't believe they named a racetrack in Alabama after this sumbitch.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Jeff and Jordan were so close to cracking the code for fixing NASCAR. Probably the best episode of The Teardown in show history.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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......How do they explain James Bond going from being a Scottish guy to being Australian and then being Scottish again, and then becoming British? And it's not like any of the Bond canon really transfers between the lead actors. This is so stupid lmao.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The S in Ulysses S. Grant stood for Stephanie.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I care a lot less about whether or not Oscar Piastri deserved his penalty in Sunday's #F1 race then I do about what this constant litigation says about the absurd nature of motorsport.

My latest on Substack:

open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Wow they gave Justin his own game
Lil Gator Game: Gator of the Year up for preorder at Target ($34.99)
PS5 buff.ly/ki5Sc8x
Switch buff.ly/6p7wyhD

Walmart buff.ly/A9O2v61 #ad
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Someone should go ask Fetterman's wife what she thinks about this.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Lol they took her to NASCAR for this.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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they;re thinking about thos beans
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'll sacrifice both Ferraris to the end of the season for a few more races like that.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Put him away like an empty potato salad container.
George Russell folds like a lawn chair at the family cook out when the pressure actually turns on.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
George Russell folds like a lawn chair at the family cook out when the pressure actually turns on.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Nico Hulkenberg may be 60 years old and living in a van but he's still out here putting in the kind of performance you expect from Carlos Sainz.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Carlos Sainz vs Pierre Gasly for 15th is exactly like watching Michael Waltrip race Dave Blaney for 24th
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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double it and give it to the next person
98 days until the 2026 Daytona 500! (via u/the_colbeast) reddit.com/comments/1osalej #NASCAR
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yuki really putting in a "standing quietly in the back of the garage in 2026" kinda drive.

Franco Hocevar.

Scuderia Honse.

Mark Webber.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Grand Theft Auto is still fun.
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sometimes Alex Jacques sounds like he just watched a guy return to the plantation with a lion carcass in 1870s Africa.

"My word, Bearman. Good show, old chap. Magnificent!"
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You can get a novelty duck or an AC Delco brake rotor. Whatever your heart desires.
Overstock deals on Woot (buy 5 or more, get an extra 80% off at final checkout screen) buff.ly/ImaVR4o #ad
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Red Bull going full VARC Four Crown and making an adjustment that undoes all the other adjustments just to feel something.
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Anyone who say “No” could probably stand to find another interest or two
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM