Mandi
@blackflagsabbath.bsky.social
Don't beat yourself up
The world will do that for you.
The world will do that for you.
How does the Hamburgler introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Meet Patty.
February 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
How does the Hamburgler introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Meet Patty.
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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They’re answering calls in the order they were received which is a huge relief cuz I was worried they were using some other method
February 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They’re answering calls in the order they were received which is a huge relief cuz I was worried they were using some other method
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"Do you want to remember this device?"
No, I want to forget I ever used this device.
No, I want to forget I ever used this device.
February 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Do you want to remember this device?"
No, I want to forget I ever used this device.
No, I want to forget I ever used this device.
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
February 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
If you thought I was a trip on Facebook....
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
If you thought I was a trip on Facebook....