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fenjamin
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I haven't had a public social media in like 5 years what do people put in these things
big whoop I have lunch with my roommates all the time
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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If life were simpler this could've been me
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
you too can eat delicious BBQ outside with your friends
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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babe the dishwasher guy is back, yes its over 30 minutes again
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
need to meet the 3% who are queer silwa voters
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The Seal Queen
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
opening up my suitcase after an international flight where I didn't store my hand cream in a ziploc bag:
i've had this image in my browser tabs for months and it makes me laugh every time i'm rooting around in em

now you can have it too
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
the road 2 apples
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
October 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
looking for fall colors in my neighborhood
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
delicious pasta with delicious boyfriend
October 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
cutting up a bunch of shit for my junk journal
October 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
October 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
annual trader Joe's pumpkin ravioli w brown butter, pine nuts, herbs, pancetta, nutmeg
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
fresh and fried spring rolls + bun bo hue for dinner at my bf's family dinner, shit was so fire
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
we are so back
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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lets all tease fen for not thinking ao oni is scary
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
labubu/blind box/gambling themed junk journal page
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
eggplant fatteh for dinner
September 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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and the thing is, most americans when they diss mayonnaise are not actually helpful to the kind of online ecosystem you want to be in. my suggestion would be to block more, and worry less.
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
real soup hours
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I love reading this as if I don't know that "baby steps" is a video game
i have some tips for people playing baby steps:

- when you're on solid ground, you can hold your foot in the air indefinitely. use that to find perfect placement for it

- you can walk in directions other than forward.

- you can pull back a step to regain footing

- i think the crown is worth it
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this is literally how I look irl
Apparently there was a weight loss commercial where they made Cutie Honey fat & it looked like this.
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM