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A sickening vision of the future, from a few years back on #Avenue5. May this never come to pass.
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Office of the Other President - Avenue 5
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February 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A sickening vision of the future, from a few years back on #Avenue5. May this never come to pass.
youtu.be/2k_95UOQDr0?...
youtu.be/2k_95UOQDr0?...
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Will the NYT write as many A1 stories on this as they did on Hillary’s private email server?
lol jk jk of course not
lol jk jk of course not
NEW: White House requested a list of CIA employees as part of efforts to shrink the federal government. The list, which included partial names, was sent in an unclassified email. David Sanger and I report: www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
C.I.A. Sends White House an Unclassified Email With Names of Some Employees (Gift Article)
The list of partial names was provided in an effort to comply with an executive order to trim the federal work force.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Will the NYT write as many A1 stories on this as they did on Hillary’s private email server?
lol jk jk of course not
lol jk jk of course not
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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
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The world’s richest man—who was neither born here in America nor elected to any government office—has illegally hijacked our treasury and is cutting off aid to poor people.
If Dems can’t use this messaging to pull people to their side then the party should cease to exist.
If Dems can’t use this messaging to pull people to their side then the party should cease to exist.
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The world’s richest man—who was neither born here in America nor elected to any government office—has illegally hijacked our treasury and is cutting off aid to poor people.
If Dems can’t use this messaging to pull people to their side then the party should cease to exist.
If Dems can’t use this messaging to pull people to their side then the party should cease to exist.
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This was one week ago.
January 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This was one week ago.
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Passenger jet collided with helicopter while landing at Reagan Washington National Airport, FAA says.
January 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.
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Not sure who is rooting for the Bills more, Bills fans or Eagles fans who don’t want to see Kermit again.
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not sure who is rooting for the Bills more, Bills fans or Eagles fans who don’t want to see Kermit again.
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Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
January 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
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What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first
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Under the Wave off Kanagawa, by Katsushika Hokusai, 1830-32, 📸 by @edgarpix
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Under the Wave off Kanagawa, by Katsushika Hokusai, 1830-32, 📸 by @edgarpix
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A cigar and a cigarette, classic Birds
January 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A cigar and a cigarette, classic Birds
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“Absolutely KB!” exclaims Tom Brady.
The booth is empty. The lights are off. He is staring into the abyss, alone.
The game has been over for hours.
The booth is empty. The lights are off. He is staring into the abyss, alone.
The game has been over for hours.
December 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
“Absolutely KB!” exclaims Tom Brady.
The booth is empty. The lights are off. He is staring into the abyss, alone.
The game has been over for hours.
The booth is empty. The lights are off. He is staring into the abyss, alone.
The game has been over for hours.
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This is old but it came in my Onion newsletter tonight and fuck it’s just brilliant I’m dying theonion.com/fritolaysia-...
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
KARUNCHI, SNAKISTAN—Citing crumbling relations due to years of protracted french-onion diplomacy, the president of the Central Asian doritocracy Fritolaysia withdrew the country’s ambassadors from Sna...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is old but it came in my Onion newsletter tonight and fuck it’s just brilliant I’m dying theonion.com/fritolaysia-...
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Announcing my new chrome extension, in the millennials/snake-people tradition, to fix one of the major aesthetic liabilities on the internet right now: "I asked ChatGPT" phrases in posts and headlines. Join me and free yourself by installing My Stupid Friend chromewebstore.google.com/detail/my-st...
January 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Announcing my new chrome extension, in the millennials/snake-people tradition, to fix one of the major aesthetic liabilities on the internet right now: "I asked ChatGPT" phrases in posts and headlines. Join me and free yourself by installing My Stupid Friend chromewebstore.google.com/detail/my-st...
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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Palmscape II, by Mrinalini Mukherjee, 2013
January 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Palmscape II, by Mrinalini Mukherjee, 2013
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Here's a little bit about Joel Kaplan, Meta's new Global Affairs Officer! He sucks!
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
January 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Here's a little bit about Joel Kaplan, Meta's new Global Affairs Officer! He sucks!
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...