The diabolical birdie
@birdilicious.bsky.social
Poet/cartoonist, half-Mexican, half-queer, Mario enthusiast, tambourine slayer, zine-maker, pants hater, totes sober. www.bunnyvomit.com
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Artists! What’s the stupidest thing someone has posted in order for you reply and create content and engagement?
Is anyone waiting for a presidential order to legalize pedophelia if you can afford it?
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Is anyone waiting for a presidential order to legalize pedophelia if you can afford it?
Duolingo only understands my Spanish when I say it with a horrible southern accent. It makes me feel so white and terrible and I don’t believe I should feel that way.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Duolingo only understands my Spanish when I say it with a horrible southern accent. It makes me feel so white and terrible and I don’t believe I should feel that way.
Keanu is still a Gamgsta Af Comedy
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Keanu is still a Gamgsta Af Comedy
Woke up to run errands. Leaving the house at 8:50 to find out each place on our errand list opens at 10:00 so I’m super early birdie
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Woke up to run errands. Leaving the house at 8:50 to find out each place on our errand list opens at 10:00 so I’m super early birdie
Pro tip: if you eat a butterfinger and a Milky Way at the same time, people will ask, “who hurt you?”
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Pro tip: if you eat a butterfinger and a Milky Way at the same time, people will ask, “who hurt you?”
Good friends feel your pain when you lose your AirPods, and they don’t laugh too hard when you find out 2 days later they were on your nightstand.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Good friends feel your pain when you lose your AirPods, and they don’t laugh too hard when you find out 2 days later they were on your nightstand.
Found my AirPods. Apple you owe me an apology and $50 for damages
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Found my AirPods. Apple you owe me an apology and $50 for damages
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I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
Losing my AirPods has made me a wreck. I’m spiraling out
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Losing my AirPods has made me a wreck. I’m spiraling out
Working on a sticker idea. Adding funny text to older stickers. Does this joke work?
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Working on a sticker idea. Adding funny text to older stickers. Does this joke work?
Last time we got big ol checks we went into a giant financial collapse and a few loseable wars…
The White House keeps saying it's going to do this $2k tariff dividend thing...despite there being some serious problems with the plan. And so I have written about it: www.npr.org/2025/11/11/n...
Trump floats tariff 'dividends' even while plan shows major flaws
President Trump says the government will distribute checks to Americans from tariff revenue. Here's what that could mean.
www.npr.org
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Last time we got big ol checks we went into a giant financial collapse and a few loseable wars…
Does anyone have Jello Biafra’s email? I have some questions…
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Does anyone have Jello Biafra’s email? I have some questions…
Has the world agreed yet that the animated Tick series was better than both live action versions?
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Has the world agreed yet that the animated Tick series was better than both live action versions?
I beat the original Zelda for the first time in three years. Clap for me.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I beat the original Zelda for the first time in three years. Clap for me.
I haven’t been to the gym in two weeks. I feel like a bad fat person
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I haven’t been to the gym in two weeks. I feel like a bad fat person
How do y’all spend so much time on these apps?
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
How do y’all spend so much time on these apps?
After a long weekend I wasn’t sure I was ready to go back to work, but something happened and work isn’t ready for me so I get paid time off today! Woot
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
After a long weekend I wasn’t sure I was ready to go back to work, but something happened and work isn’t ready for me so I get paid time off today! Woot
I’m too exhausted
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m too exhausted
If anyone needs me I’m gonna be making love TO the IKEA
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If anyone needs me I’m gonna be making love TO the IKEA
Day 3 of the con!
Exhausted but I’m hopeful
Finish today strong!!
Exhausted but I’m hopeful
Finish today strong!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Day 3 of the con!
Exhausted but I’m hopeful
Finish today strong!!
Exhausted but I’m hopeful
Finish today strong!!
Day two of the con
Getting in a little late
Still ready to rock!
Getting in a little late
Still ready to rock!
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Day two of the con
Getting in a little late
Still ready to rock!
Getting in a little late
Still ready to rock!
On the road! Minneapolis bound!!!
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
On the road! Minneapolis bound!!!
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November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by The diabolical birdie
About fucking time.
May the very Earth reject his rancid carcass, and vomit it back out topside during his miserable funeral, in full view of the few who despaired at his extremely overdue passing.
May the very Earth reject his rancid carcass, and vomit it back out topside during his miserable funeral, in full view of the few who despaired at his extremely overdue passing.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
About fucking time.
May the very Earth reject his rancid carcass, and vomit it back out topside during his miserable funeral, in full view of the few who despaired at his extremely overdue passing.
May the very Earth reject his rancid carcass, and vomit it back out topside during his miserable funeral, in full view of the few who despaired at his extremely overdue passing.
I wonder how much my Dick Cheney “desert storm trading card“ is worse now
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I wonder how much my Dick Cheney “desert storm trading card“ is worse now