Ojin
@birdieojin.bsky.social
Software engineer. Inventor of the toast sandwich.
This is like standing next to the guy who set your house on fire and telling him how grateful you are that he's pissing on the flames.
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is like standing next to the guy who set your house on fire and telling him how grateful you are that he's pissing on the flames.
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This is a clown-car government elected on a seriousness ticket iandunt.substack.com/p/a-clown-go...
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is a clown-car government elected on a seriousness ticket iandunt.substack.com/p/a-clown-go...
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Bone saw meets bone spurs.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bone saw meets bone spurs.
Woman, man, TV, tiger, giraffe.
Someone get grandpa to bed.
And please, please let somebody leak his results🙏
Someone get grandpa to bed.
And please, please let somebody leak his results🙏
"The first couple questions are easy: a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..."
- The President of The United States of America
🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
- The President of The United States of America
🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Woman, man, TV, tiger, giraffe.
Someone get grandpa to bed.
And please, please let somebody leak his results🙏
Someone get grandpa to bed.
And please, please let somebody leak his results🙏
Lock up your horses...
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Lock up your horses...
This is genius
June 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This is genius
Given how obsessed Trump is with trade deficits, it's really weird that he's single-handedly destroying the US tourism industry.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
Australian woman, a former police officer, was detained, jailed overnight and deported from the US despite traveling there legally on a tourist visa to visit her US military husband.
Is there no end to our shameful behavior?
www.news.com.au/travel/trave...
Is there no end to our shameful behavior?
www.news.com.au/travel/trave...
www.news.com.au
May 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Given how obsessed Trump is with trade deficits, it's really weird that he's single-handedly destroying the US tourism industry.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
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I find that catchy slogans really help to get our message across.
May 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I find that catchy slogans really help to get our message across.
Everyone saying "America needs to wake up and act before it's too late" is missing the fact that it's already too late. Checks and balances are long gone.
"A republic... If you can keep it" (*spoiler alert* they couldn't)
"A republic... If you can keep it" (*spoiler alert* they couldn't)
No they can't.
Trump is not the start of America's slide into fascist autocracy, he's the last piece of the puzzle.
They spent years capturing the legislative and judicial branches.
To think maga congress and maga SCOTUS will step in to stop him is deluded.
Trump is not the start of America's slide into fascist autocracy, he's the last piece of the puzzle.
They spent years capturing the legislative and judicial branches.
To think maga congress and maga SCOTUS will step in to stop him is deluded.
April 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Everyone saying "America needs to wake up and act before it's too late" is missing the fact that it's already too late. Checks and balances are long gone.
"A republic... If you can keep it" (*spoiler alert* they couldn't)
"A republic... If you can keep it" (*spoiler alert* they couldn't)
All it takes is for the right (i.e. wrong) person to whisper in his ear and he presses the big red button.
The decaying mush where Grandpa Grocery's demented brain used to be is all that stands between us and a global nuclear apocalypse.
Why isn't everyone terrified by this fact??
The decaying mush where Grandpa Grocery's demented brain used to be is all that stands between us and a global nuclear apocalypse.
Why isn't everyone terrified by this fact??
"The White House has fired at least three National Security Council staffers ...
The firings came after Laura Loomer, the far-right activist ..., urged President Donald Trump during a Wednesday meeting to get rid of several members of his National Security Council staff."
The firings came after Laura Loomer, the far-right activist ..., urged President Donald Trump during a Wednesday meeting to get rid of several members of his National Security Council staff."
White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer | CNN Politics
The White House has fired at least three National Security Council staffers, three sources familiar with the move told CNN.
www.cnn.com
April 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
All it takes is for the right (i.e. wrong) person to whisper in his ear and he presses the big red button.
The decaying mush where Grandpa Grocery's demented brain used to be is all that stands between us and a global nuclear apocalypse.
Why isn't everyone terrified by this fact??
The decaying mush where Grandpa Grocery's demented brain used to be is all that stands between us and a global nuclear apocalypse.
Why isn't everyone terrified by this fact??
Historic quotes by US presidents:
"Perseverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages."
"A house divided against itself cannot stand"
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
"Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."
"Perseverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages."
"A house divided against itself cannot stand"
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
"Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Historic quotes by US presidents:
"Perseverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages."
"A house divided against itself cannot stand"
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
"Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."
"Perseverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages."
"A house divided against itself cannot stand"
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
"Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."
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It took a while, but they did it.
February 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It took a while, but they did it.
The Democrats suck at being in opposition almost as much as the Republicans suck at being in power.
Rs are the dogs that caught the car; Ds are handing over the keys and running away.
Rs are the dogs that caught the car; Ds are handing over the keys and running away.
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
February 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Democrats suck at being in opposition almost as much as the Republicans suck at being in power.
Rs are the dogs that caught the car; Ds are handing over the keys and running away.
Rs are the dogs that caught the car; Ds are handing over the keys and running away.
The road to fascism is paved with people telling you you're overreacting.
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The road to fascism is paved with people telling you you're overreacting.
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Ugh. Just look at this band of v dismal Tories, grabbing the stage at the farmers’ “rally”. The same people who limited our rights to protest, betrayed farmers with their Brexit lies and then shafted them with their idiotic replacement trade deals.
A photo op of pure hypocrisy and bullshit concern.
A photo op of pure hypocrisy and bullshit concern.
November 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Ugh. Just look at this band of v dismal Tories, grabbing the stage at the farmers’ “rally”. The same people who limited our rights to protest, betrayed farmers with their Brexit lies and then shafted them with their idiotic replacement trade deals.
A photo op of pure hypocrisy and bullshit concern.
A photo op of pure hypocrisy and bullshit concern.
Apparently, robust political discourse* is no longer tolerated in "the town square of free speech", as of the morning after the night before.
So here I am. Hi.
Who should I follow?
*I criticized Elmo's friend, it made him sad 🙁
So here I am. Hi.
Who should I follow?
*I criticized Elmo's friend, it made him sad 🙁
November 7, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Apparently, robust political discourse* is no longer tolerated in "the town square of free speech", as of the morning after the night before.
So here I am. Hi.
Who should I follow?
*I criticized Elmo's friend, it made him sad 🙁
So here I am. Hi.
Who should I follow?
*I criticized Elmo's friend, it made him sad 🙁