Ojin
@birdieojin.bsky.social
Software engineer. Inventor of the toast sandwich.
@theliamnissan.bsky.social WTF man??
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@theliamnissan.bsky.social WTF man??
Xmas day is exactly 2 weeks away.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Xmas day is exactly 2 weeks away.
Ok I missed the random capitalization on "Tariffs", but still..
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Ok I missed the random capitalization on "Tariffs", but still..
No all-caps
No random capitalization
No "thank you for your attention to this matter"
No 3rd grade level spelling mistakes
No arbitrary tangential rage
No racism
This was not written by donald j trump.
No random capitalization
No "thank you for your attention to this matter"
No 3rd grade level spelling mistakes
No arbitrary tangential rage
No racism
This was not written by donald j trump.
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
No all-caps
No random capitalization
No "thank you for your attention to this matter"
No 3rd grade level spelling mistakes
No arbitrary tangential rage
No racism
This was not written by donald j trump.
No random capitalization
No "thank you for your attention to this matter"
No 3rd grade level spelling mistakes
No arbitrary tangential rage
No racism
This was not written by donald j trump.
No one's going to need tractors - Reagan will be turning in his grave so hard at this level of market intervention that the fields across America will plough themselves.
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No one's going to need tractors - Reagan will be turning in his grave so hard at this level of market intervention that the fields across America will plough themselves.
What could it possibly be???
It would be tariffic if we could find that out.
It would be tariffic if we could find that out.
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What could it possibly be???
It would be tariffic if we could find that out.
It would be tariffic if we could find that out.
This is like standing next to the guy who set your house on fire and telling him how grateful you are that he's pissing on the flames.
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is like standing next to the guy who set your house on fire and telling him how grateful you are that he's pissing on the flames.
Also Kristie Noem is coming for the dog.
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Also Kristie Noem is coming for the dog.
Dude, you're not going to get your bridge payments until Spring at the earliest.
Now is the time to break it to little Johnny that he's getting a silo of unsellable soybeans for Xmas. And that he also has to go out to work - times are about to get real hard.
Now is the time to break it to little Johnny that he's getting a silo of unsellable soybeans for Xmas. And that he also has to go out to work - times are about to get real hard.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dude, you're not going to get your bridge payments until Spring at the earliest.
Now is the time to break it to little Johnny that he's getting a silo of unsellable soybeans for Xmas. And that he also has to go out to work - times are about to get real hard.
Now is the time to break it to little Johnny that he's getting a silo of unsellable soybeans for Xmas. And that he also has to go out to work - times are about to get real hard.
"in certain states" is where my totally real girlfriend lives.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"in certain states" is where my totally real girlfriend lives.
"There's no affordability crisis and also Biden caused the affordability crisis, which is a democrat hoax btw, and also I'm totally fixing it."
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"There's no affordability crisis and also Biden caused the affordability crisis, which is a democrat hoax btw, and also I'm totally fixing it."
The total lack of self-awareness is funny but also kind of tragic.
Not many people would be able to do this without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment.
He is so broken. A sad, lonely little boy getting a participation medal for his failure.
Not many people would be able to do this without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment.
He is so broken. A sad, lonely little boy getting a participation medal for his failure.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The total lack of self-awareness is funny but also kind of tragic.
Not many people would be able to do this without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment.
He is so broken. A sad, lonely little boy getting a participation medal for his failure.
Not many people would be able to do this without feeling an acute sense of embarrassment.
He is so broken. A sad, lonely little boy getting a participation medal for his failure.
I can understand that having sat through it tonight. She was absolutely appalling. I won't watch it again while she's the host. Her overt bias is disgraceful.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I can understand that having sat through it tonight. She was absolutely appalling. I won't watch it again while she's the host. Her overt bias is disgraceful.
He was impressive tonight, despite the atrocious Fiona Bruce and the 3 LabourToryReform uniparty representatives interrupting him incessantly.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
He was impressive tonight, despite the atrocious Fiona Bruce and the 3 LabourToryReform uniparty representatives interrupting him incessantly.
I thought Fiona was going to have an aneurysm when she said that. You could feel the rage-panic emanating through the screen. How dare she say the B word on QT!
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I thought Fiona was going to have an aneurysm when she said that. You could feel the rage-panic emanating through the screen. How dare she say the B word on QT!
"a man of real integrity"?
His integrity had clearly not been seriously tested up until that moment.
He failed the test.
Everyone involved - from Hegseth to the guy who pulled the trigger - should be in jail.
His integrity had clearly not been seriously tested up until that moment.
He failed the test.
Everyone involved - from Hegseth to the guy who pulled the trigger - should be in jail.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"a man of real integrity"?
His integrity had clearly not been seriously tested up until that moment.
He failed the test.
Everyone involved - from Hegseth to the guy who pulled the trigger - should be in jail.
His integrity had clearly not been seriously tested up until that moment.
He failed the test.
Everyone involved - from Hegseth to the guy who pulled the trigger - should be in jail.
Bringing back smoking on planes will be next. Mark my words.
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Bringing back smoking on planes will be next. Mark my words.
A doc star maybe?
I'll get my coat...
I'll get my coat...
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A doc star maybe?
I'll get my coat...
I'll get my coat...
Feeding babies is so woke.
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Feeding babies is so woke.
This looks really bad for Joe Biden.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This looks really bad for Joe Biden.
This is truly desperate stuff. I'm actually embarrassed for you.
Sad to see what a deeply unserious paper the Times has become.
Sad to see what a deeply unserious paper the Times has become.
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
This is truly desperate stuff. I'm actually embarrassed for you.
Sad to see what a deeply unserious paper the Times has become.
Sad to see what a deeply unserious paper the Times has become.
Nuremberg this nazi mf right now.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Nuremberg this nazi mf right now.