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They/Them. Professor of bird law
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あまりにフェチに刺さるお洋服がおすすめに流れてきて描いてしまいました。
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Drew god from memory
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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#umamusume year of the tangerine babyyyyyyy
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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these feds view all of us as cattle and below them. they genuinely would kill more people if given the chance. these people are evil
CNN airs compilation of federal agents acting with extreme aggression towards peaceful observers.
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island hard-drive.net/nathan-field...
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I CAN DRAW ANYTHING
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Ubisoft Stepping Away from Video Games to Focus On Laying Employees Off hard-drive.net/ubisoft-step...
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Take that, bluesky! My low-effort engagement farming is popular with pedophiles
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:

Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares

Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares

Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares

To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.

I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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ハヱキングさん takes second place ✨
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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紅花エデレス
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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has this been done already? idk, either way have a mgs2 meme // #FFXIV #FF14
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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well?
July 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Felt like it’s time to post this here too

#FFXIV
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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> US blockades Venezuela
> Kills over 100 via strikes on fishing boats
> Illegally seizes tankers going to China
> Increases sanctions on the oil sector
> Threatens anyone that gets in its way
> Bombs the country
> Kidnaps Maduro

The Economist: Why didn't China stop us from doing this?
Over the past few months China has regularly condemned America’s military deployment near Venezuela.

But aside from strong words, what did it do for Nicolás Maduro at his time of need?
America’s raid on Venezuela reveals the limits of China’s reach
It is not a template for Taiwan but a reality check on China’s global power
econ.st
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Lady Élunia for the first art of the new year
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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bloodborne yuri
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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Incredibly serious game
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM