All the Marks are brown (and the Mark is grey)
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Bread AND circuses? In this economy?
It's kind of ridiculous. I'm 51 years old yet I still have my lunch with a side of sliced cucumber, as a grudging nod to vitamins etc, like I did when I was a child
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's kind of ridiculous. I'm 51 years old yet I still have my lunch with a side of sliced cucumber, as a grudging nod to vitamins etc, like I did when I was a child
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Sometimes good things do happen. This prick is even more vicious and poisonous than the reports suggest. Good riddance and fuck off.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes good things do happen. This prick is even more vicious and poisonous than the reports suggest. Good riddance and fuck off.
A group of ghosts, including a caveman, haunt a noble house. In the basement, packed closely together, are many nameless spooks.
Yes, got it in one - that's from Terry Pratchett's novel Wyrd Sisters.
Yes, got it in one - that's from Terry Pratchett's novel Wyrd Sisters.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A group of ghosts, including a caveman, haunt a noble house. In the basement, packed closely together, are many nameless spooks.
Yes, got it in one - that's from Terry Pratchett's novel Wyrd Sisters.
Yes, got it in one - that's from Terry Pratchett's novel Wyrd Sisters.
One of these things is not like the others
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
One of these things is not like the others
No-one:
Me: "Pintsize" is an odd concept. I mean a pint is quite small, on a human scale, but on a drinks scale it's actually pretty big! I mean I know you can get steins and stuff, but really it should suggest "quite big for its kind" instead of weeny
Me: "Pintsize" is an odd concept. I mean a pint is quite small, on a human scale, but on a drinks scale it's actually pretty big! I mean I know you can get steins and stuff, but really it should suggest "quite big for its kind" instead of weeny
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
No-one:
Me: "Pintsize" is an odd concept. I mean a pint is quite small, on a human scale, but on a drinks scale it's actually pretty big! I mean I know you can get steins and stuff, but really it should suggest "quite big for its kind" instead of weeny
Me: "Pintsize" is an odd concept. I mean a pint is quite small, on a human scale, but on a drinks scale it's actually pretty big! I mean I know you can get steins and stuff, but really it should suggest "quite big for its kind" instead of weeny
The only time age is augmented by a fraction is when children are very young or pets are very old
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The only time age is augmented by a fraction is when children are very young or pets are very old
I've realised one reason I can't stand Banksy et al - when art is a joke (even a good one), every time you see it it's like the artists is simply repeating the joke over and over, so even if it started off as clever and funny, it quickly feels desperate and annoying.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I've realised one reason I can't stand Banksy et al - when art is a joke (even a good one), every time you see it it's like the artists is simply repeating the joke over and over, so even if it started off as clever and funny, it quickly feels desperate and annoying.
Today's unsought advice: if you love an author's work, and they've written a memoir, don't wait till they die to read it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today's unsought advice: if you love an author's work, and they've written a memoir, don't wait till they die to read it.
The moment any article or conversation about anything tangentially related to fashion tells me what I *should* be wearing is the moment I decide I loathe the person writing or saying it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The moment any article or conversation about anything tangentially related to fashion tells me what I *should* be wearing is the moment I decide I loathe the person writing or saying it.
Being a music snob is so unfulfilling, and I was one for years.
I love half a dozen of these songs and would happily trill away to twice as many. What a strange opinion.
I love half a dozen of these songs and would happily trill away to twice as many. What a strange opinion.
People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Being a music snob is so unfulfilling, and I was one for years.
I love half a dozen of these songs and would happily trill away to twice as many. What a strange opinion.
I love half a dozen of these songs and would happily trill away to twice as many. What a strange opinion.
SURELY we don't need to keep using the word probably in situations like this?
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
SURELY we don't need to keep using the word probably in situations like this?
New comfy top just dropped
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
New comfy top just dropped
Obviously farfalle because they don't hold sauce and the middle bit is always undercooked (fusilli also suck)
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Obviously farfalle because they don't hold sauce and the middle bit is always undercooked (fusilli also suck)
@wopadons.bsky.social any interest to you? Or even to Darren!
AFC Wimbledon fans - this is a bit niche, but does anyone want a rather dusty framed picture of Darren Dobinson? #AFCWimbledon
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@wopadons.bsky.social any interest to you? Or even to Darren!
AFC Wimbledon fans - this is a bit niche, but does anyone want a rather dusty framed picture of Darren Dobinson? #AFCWimbledon
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
AFC Wimbledon fans - this is a bit niche, but does anyone want a rather dusty framed picture of Darren Dobinson? #AFCWimbledon
Just tried this, and despite question 20 being "does your character wear a bikini" it correctly identified Benjamin Netanyahu 😯
nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
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October 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Just tried this, and despite question 20 being "does your character wear a bikini" it correctly identified Benjamin Netanyahu 😯
Oh my god I'd been wondering for years but THIS is the hip hop sound!!
www.instagram.com/reel/DOrCNCz...
www.instagram.com/reel/DOrCNCz...
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October 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Oh my god I'd been wondering for years but THIS is the hip hop sound!!
www.instagram.com/reel/DOrCNCz...
www.instagram.com/reel/DOrCNCz...
Not saying I'm getting prematurely into the Halloween spirit, but I just accidentally spelled the surname "Wood" with four O's
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not saying I'm getting prematurely into the Halloween spirit, but I just accidentally spelled the surname "Wood" with four O's
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Eggs, The Talented Mr Ripley, Song Two. Only eggs get a pass because it's not their fault they're shit-smellingly disgusting.
Eggs, The Talented Mr Ripley, Song Two. Only eggs get a pass because it's not their fault they're shit-smellingly disgusting.
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Licorice
Star Wars
Let Me Entertain You
Licorice
Star Wars
Let Me Entertain You
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Mayo
Anything that Guy Ritchie touches
Angels by that cunt , RW
Mayo
Anything that Guy Ritchie touches
Angels by that cunt , RW
October 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Eggs, The Talented Mr Ripley, Song Two. Only eggs get a pass because it's not their fault they're shit-smellingly disgusting.
Eggs, The Talented Mr Ripley, Song Two. Only eggs get a pass because it's not their fault they're shit-smellingly disgusting.
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Here's the crossword I made for Jilly Cooper's birthday earlier this year 💔 www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2285
Cryptic crossword No 2,285 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 2,285 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 32 clues by Angel. Published Fri 21 Feb 2025. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
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October 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Here's the crossword I made for Jilly Cooper's birthday earlier this year 💔 www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2285
I got the world's most grudging acknowledgement in @mhairim.bsky.social's second novel!
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I got the world's most grudging acknowledgement in @mhairim.bsky.social's second novel!
I don't want *a* cup of tea; I want *the* cup of tea, the cuppa that manifests arbitrarily every 50 or so cups that somehow tastes of all the wonderful things you think about when you think "tea"
October 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don't want *a* cup of tea; I want *the* cup of tea, the cuppa that manifests arbitrarily every 50 or so cups that somehow tastes of all the wonderful things you think about when you think "tea"
I hope I shuffle off after the kind of life Jilly Cooper had, and I hope my pals on the internet talk about me like they're talking about Jilly (this is not going to happen).
Still, at least I've always got this:
Still, at least I've always got this:
October 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I hope I shuffle off after the kind of life Jilly Cooper had, and I hope my pals on the internet talk about me like they're talking about Jilly (this is not going to happen).
Still, at least I've always got this:
Still, at least I've always got this: