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The thing is, that most of the people in Congress want us to think that every problem is so unsolvable. They just gloss over them and make us think that sometime in the ‘near’ distant future they will be resolved. So the people just think to themselves, ‘Who knows better than this guy, I guess?
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The thing is, that most of the people in Congress want us to think that every problem is so unsolvable. They just gloss over them and make us think that sometime in the ‘near’ distant future they will be resolved. So the people just think to themselves, ‘Who knows better than this guy, I guess?
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Bill Hicks reviews the latest singles from Morrissey, Kingmaker and Mega City Four on Wired (1992)
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January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Bill Hicks reviews the latest singles from Morrissey, Kingmaker and Mega City Four on Wired (1992)
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They're puttin' music to AIDS germs--putting a drum machine behind them and a metronome beat and Ted Turner's colorizing them, goddamn it. These aren't even really people, man. It's a CIA plot to make you think malls are good. Don't you see?
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
They're puttin' music to AIDS germs--putting a drum machine behind them and a metronome beat and Ted Turner's colorizing them, goddamn it. These aren't even really people, man. It's a CIA plot to make you think malls are good. Don't you see?
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Words of wisdom. #BillHicks #QuoteOftheDay
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Words of wisdom. #BillHicks #QuoteOftheDay
I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry.
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry.
I believe everyone has this fuckin' poem in his heart.
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I believe everyone has this fuckin' poem in his heart.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.
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Bill Hicks was the man.
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Bill Hicks was the man.
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Been on what I call my Flying Saucer Tour, which means, like flying saucers, I too have been
appearing in small Southern towns in front of handfuls of hilbillies lately and, uh, been
doubting my own existence.
appearing in small Southern towns in front of handfuls of hilbillies lately and, uh, been
doubting my own existence.
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Been on what I call my Flying Saucer Tour, which means, like flying saucers, I too have been
appearing in small Southern towns in front of handfuls of hilbillies lately and, uh, been
doubting my own existence.
appearing in small Southern towns in front of handfuls of hilbillies lately and, uh, been
doubting my own existence.
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t
think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t
think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Yeah you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. You know, when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink orange drink!
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Yeah you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. You know, when I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink orange drink!
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Bill Hicks: "Things are so divisive right now. There's like a civil war among my friends. Some of my friends think these people are annoying idiots. The others think they're evil fucks.
Brothers! Sisters! Come together, I'm sure we can all agree: they're evil annoying idiot fucks."
Brothers! Sisters! Come together, I'm sure we can all agree: they're evil annoying idiot fucks."
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Bill Hicks: "Things are so divisive right now. There's like a civil war among my friends. Some of my friends think these people are annoying idiots. The others think they're evil fucks.
Brothers! Sisters! Come together, I'm sure we can all agree: they're evil annoying idiot fucks."
Brothers! Sisters! Come together, I'm sure we can all agree: they're evil annoying idiot fucks."
When they said that anybody in America could grow up to be president, I didn't know what the fuck that meant, until this year. Annnnnny body! A body of water... A dead body. Who does Shell want in there? Who does Diet Coke want as president? That's what we should be asking.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
When they said that anybody in America could grow up to be president, I didn't know what the fuck that meant, until this year. Annnnnny body! A body of water... A dead body. Who does Shell want in there? Who does Diet Coke want as president? That's what we should be asking.
Remember that a few years ago, you play albums backwards there are satanic messages? Let me tell you something, if you've ever sat around playing your albums backwards, you are Satan.
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Remember that a few years ago, you play albums backwards there are satanic messages? Let me tell you something, if you've ever sat around playing your albums backwards, you are Satan.
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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It reminds me of this old Bill Hicks bit
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January 8, 2026 at 8:01 AM
It reminds me of this old Bill Hicks bit
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.