Deathblow
@themalevelonmauler.bsky.social
Cishet
He/Him/It
🦍 ☕️ 🍕 🎮 🎵
He/Him/It
🦍 ☕️ 🍕 🎮 🎵
Pinned
Folks around these parts know me as Alan, No Sleep or Sleep. 🦍
-Monster Hunter
-Helldiver
-ARC Raider
-Borderlander
-DOOM Slayer
-Returnal
-Bloodborne
-Elden Ring
-TLOU
-Coffee
-Fitness
-Music
-Horror
-Fall, Winter and Spring
-Sentimental by nature
Just a 9-5 dad who wants to be happy. ❤️
-Monster Hunter
-Helldiver
-ARC Raider
-Borderlander
-DOOM Slayer
-Returnal
-Bloodborne
-Elden Ring
-TLOU
-Coffee
-Fitness
-Music
-Horror
-Fall, Winter and Spring
-Sentimental by nature
Just a 9-5 dad who wants to be happy. ❤️
Playing this game on new hardware with frame gen enabled and the settings adjusted ever so slightly, it’s unreal levels of gorgeous. The emergent gameplay and enemy encounters. The reduced mutant health. I love this fucking game so much. It’s my favorite Fallout that isn’t Fallout straight up. 🦍
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Playing this game on new hardware with frame gen enabled and the settings adjusted ever so slightly, it’s unreal levels of gorgeous. The emergent gameplay and enemy encounters. The reduced mutant health. I love this fucking game so much. It’s my favorite Fallout that isn’t Fallout straight up. 🦍
Cold, tired, sore…
But my work is not done.
I hope everyone has a wonderful evening.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
But my work is not done.
I hope everyone has a wonderful evening.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Cold, tired, sore…
But my work is not done.
I hope everyone has a wonderful evening.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
But my work is not done.
I hope everyone has a wonderful evening.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
BlueSky may not know this about me but I’m a HUGE UFC/MMA fan. This is probably the one sport I’ve followed the longest pretty much since the organizations conception. There’s not much I love more tbh other than gaming and gorillas and Bloodborne and music and pizza and stuff. 🦍
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BlueSky may not know this about me but I’m a HUGE UFC/MMA fan. This is probably the one sport I’ve followed the longest pretty much since the organizations conception. There’s not much I love more tbh other than gaming and gorillas and Bloodborne and music and pizza and stuff. 🦍
I will not apologize for the man I will become on February 27, 2026.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I will not apologize for the man I will become on February 27, 2026.
From this point forth I will seek the hand of a woman who is caring, compassionate, unapologetically unhinged toward the things she loves and someone who doesn’t need me to partake in such offensive behavior as eating pineapple on pizza. Bonus if she loves Bloodborne in particular as much as I do. 🦍
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
From this point forth I will seek the hand of a woman who is caring, compassionate, unapologetically unhinged toward the things she loves and someone who doesn’t need me to partake in such offensive behavior as eating pineapple on pizza. Bonus if she loves Bloodborne in particular as much as I do. 🦍
My personal Deftones rankings are as follows:
1. White Pony
2. Self-titled
3. Saturday Night Wrist
4. Diamond Eyes
5. Private Music
6. Around The Fur
7. Adrenaline
8. Koi No Yokan
9. Ohms
10. Gore
1. White Pony
2. Self-titled
3. Saturday Night Wrist
4. Diamond Eyes
5. Private Music
6. Around The Fur
7. Adrenaline
8. Koi No Yokan
9. Ohms
10. Gore
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My personal Deftones rankings are as follows:
1. White Pony
2. Self-titled
3. Saturday Night Wrist
4. Diamond Eyes
5. Private Music
6. Around The Fur
7. Adrenaline
8. Koi No Yokan
9. Ohms
10. Gore
1. White Pony
2. Self-titled
3. Saturday Night Wrist
4. Diamond Eyes
5. Private Music
6. Around The Fur
7. Adrenaline
8. Koi No Yokan
9. Ohms
10. Gore
My Awoken Space Mage is making a return for Renegades on December 2nd.
Fuck with me. 🦍
Fuck with me. 🦍
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My Awoken Space Mage is making a return for Renegades on December 2nd.
Fuck with me. 🦍
Fuck with me. 🦍
I ran Stalker 2 again last night and it’s definitely scratching a necessary itch for the part open world loot goblin and the fallout post-nuclear apocalypse fiend in me. I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to access a rooftop stash while being attacked by mutated dogs. I love this game. 🦍
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I ran Stalker 2 again last night and it’s definitely scratching a necessary itch for the part open world loot goblin and the fallout post-nuclear apocalypse fiend in me. I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to access a rooftop stash while being attacked by mutated dogs. I love this game. 🦍
Good morning 🌞
I woke up at 5am as planned and found that I will not be engaging in rigorous physical activity at such a time. It took me roughly 35 minutes to simply unearth some semblance of humanity from beneath the walking dead. And so it goes.
Have a great day. 🦍
I woke up at 5am as planned and found that I will not be engaging in rigorous physical activity at such a time. It took me roughly 35 minutes to simply unearth some semblance of humanity from beneath the walking dead. And so it goes.
Have a great day. 🦍
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Good morning 🌞
I woke up at 5am as planned and found that I will not be engaging in rigorous physical activity at such a time. It took me roughly 35 minutes to simply unearth some semblance of humanity from beneath the walking dead. And so it goes.
Have a great day. 🦍
I woke up at 5am as planned and found that I will not be engaging in rigorous physical activity at such a time. It took me roughly 35 minutes to simply unearth some semblance of humanity from beneath the walking dead. And so it goes.
Have a great day. 🦍
Shoutout to all my homies having a blast with ARC Raiders. Lately I’ve been keeping my head down and enjoying some me-time amidst a variety of different games but I’ll be back. There’s just something so special about the community that’s formed already. It bodes very well for the future. 🦍
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Shoutout to all my homies having a blast with ARC Raiders. Lately I’ve been keeping my head down and enjoying some me-time amidst a variety of different games but I’ll be back. There’s just something so special about the community that’s formed already. It bodes very well for the future. 🦍
I’ve been mulling over a few games lately as I just have time to play whatever. I think it’s time I returned to the zone with Stalker 2. I was going to wait and see what the PS5 update had in store with regards to every platform but I have what is the most complete version right now. 🦍
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’ve been mulling over a few games lately as I just have time to play whatever. I think it’s time I returned to the zone with Stalker 2. I was going to wait and see what the PS5 update had in store with regards to every platform but I have what is the most complete version right now. 🦍
It might take a bit of an adjustment but I think I might start waking up at 5am just to get my daily workouts in early. I’d like to see how I feel after this week but this could be the ideal move for me.
I’d like to not have to worry about these things after work.
It’s exhausting. 🦍
I’d like to not have to worry about these things after work.
It’s exhausting. 🦍
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It might take a bit of an adjustment but I think I might start waking up at 5am just to get my daily workouts in early. I’d like to see how I feel after this week but this could be the ideal move for me.
I’d like to not have to worry about these things after work.
It’s exhausting. 🦍
I’d like to not have to worry about these things after work.
It’s exhausting. 🦍
Good morning 🌞
“Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.”
~Maya Angelou
“Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.”
~Maya Angelou
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Good morning 🌞
“Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.”
~Maya Angelou
“Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for.”
~Maya Angelou
Cronos: The New Dawn is 47% off on CD Keys. This is a steal for a game of this genre. Brutal and atmospherically stellar. Play it. 🦍
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Cronos: The New Dawn is 47% off on CD Keys. This is a steal for a game of this genre. Brutal and atmospherically stellar. Play it. 🦍
It’s pouring outside.
This is my lane. 😌
This is my lane. 😌
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s pouring outside.
This is my lane. 😌
This is my lane. 😌
Timekeeper UVH5 unlock tip:
*Move laterally at all times.
You’re welcome. 🦍
*Move laterally at all times.
You’re welcome. 🦍
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Timekeeper UVH5 unlock tip:
*Move laterally at all times.
You’re welcome. 🦍
*Move laterally at all times.
You’re welcome. 🦍
It developed subconsciously as I was losing weight over the course of the first 6 weeks but I’m essentially living as a bodybuilder now. I don’t eat much of anything that’s a detriment to me at this point and it’s all pretty passive. This is what I needed all my life.
10/10 would recommend 🦍
10/10 would recommend 🦍
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It developed subconsciously as I was losing weight over the course of the first 6 weeks but I’m essentially living as a bodybuilder now. I don’t eat much of anything that’s a detriment to me at this point and it’s all pretty passive. This is what I needed all my life.
10/10 would recommend 🦍
10/10 would recommend 🦍