Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
banner
bilgeshakespier.bsky.social
Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
@bilgeshakespier.bsky.social
Shark pugilist, amateur marine mammal, seaweed farmer, bloody-knuckled scribbler, avocadvocate and bananista.

Kona.
Pinned
The world around you yet abounds in good and noble things.

Natural majesty.

Man-made wonders.
Avocado wood > Kingston
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
One of the great things about living in Hawaii is we wake up 5-6 hours after the EST people have already absorbed most of the day’s psychic damage for us.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
sheesh
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Politicians Correctly Identify U.S. Military Assets Challenge (impossible)
lol they're doing the thing again
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
meanwhile, in Kona:
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The world around you yet abounds in good and noble things.

Natural majesty.

Man-made wonders.
September 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
gm
September 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
April 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
*global hegemon destroys its entire network of post war diplomacy and trade that gave it control of the world economy for the last 80 years while liquidating its own bureaucracy, world renowned education system, and engineering a collapse of its public health system*

yeah 50bps should do it
Standard Chartered Predicts U.S. Federal Reserve Will Cut Interest Rates By 50 Basis Points in September, Up From an Earlier Forecast of a 25 Basis Point Cut 🇺🇸
September 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Upcountry
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
He has kept among us in times of peace Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution & unacknowledged by our laws.
DC Union Station tonight. Unreal.
August 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
10:06am TODAY on ⁦‪@bbcworldservice‬⁩

How seaweed is surprisingly useful
People Fixing The World

From powering cars to feeding farm animals, how using seaweed more can really help the planet.
BBC World Service - People Fixing The World, How seaweed is surprisingly useful
From powering cars to feeding farm animals, how using seaweed more can help the planet
www.bbc.co.uk
August 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Yeah it’s all 3-ply, baby shit soft. A desperate loser cirklejerk MLM scheme.
August 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
Seaweed is not just for sushi anymore. 🍣 The @eroumeli.bsky.social lab and @msftresearch.bsky.social are testing sea lettuce as a concrete alternative to reduce greenhouse gas emissions! Read more: bit.ly/4m9cenA
Seaweed-infused cement could cut concrete’s carbon footprint
Researchers at the University of Washington and Microsoft developed a new type of low-carbon concrete by mixing dried, powdered seaweed with cement. The seaweed-fortified cement has a 21% lower global...
bit.ly
July 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FREMEN CAN’T JUMP
July 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not a bad place to get clubbed, speared, and allegedly eaten, I suppose.
July 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
At 12.5lb, this buggah ended up 1.4 ounces shy of the state record. Damn.
July 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Well Maybe Just one King Won’t Hurt”
Apparently the London "No Kings" rally was renamed to "No Tyrants" because the United Kingdom is not a country, but a punchline
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey! HEY! ...stupid fucking falcon... DOWN HERE! What are you, deaf!? Well, shit... look at that wide-ass gyre, no wonder he can't hear m-- uhh, hey does that tide look weird to you?
June 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
May 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Uh yeah, NAVFAC security? I’d like to report two suspected unauthorized personnel on Victor Pier
May 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
s o o n
May 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
woegurt
May 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
GTA got 4 nuclear reactors before we got GTA 6
May 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM