Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
@bilgeshakespier.bsky.social
Shark pugilist, amateur marine mammal, seaweed farmer, bloody-knuckled scribbler, avocadvocate and bananista.
Kona.
Kona.
The audiobook is 100% getting used at black sites.
And it’s gonna work.
And it’s gonna work.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The audiobook is 100% getting used at black sites.
And it’s gonna work.
And it’s gonna work.
I reckon the rats and fleas that carry them also qualify.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I reckon the rats and fleas that carry them also qualify.
C-suite at my last company had me price one of these for monitoring a major aquaculture concession.
I lol’d. Would have been cheaper to keep a fleet of crewed super-pangas with manually dipped sensors at sea for a year.
I lol’d. Would have been cheaper to keep a fleet of crewed super-pangas with manually dipped sensors at sea for a year.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
C-suite at my last company had me price one of these for monitoring a major aquaculture concession.
I lol’d. Would have been cheaper to keep a fleet of crewed super-pangas with manually dipped sensors at sea for a year.
I lol’d. Would have been cheaper to keep a fleet of crewed super-pangas with manually dipped sensors at sea for a year.
Entirely temperament/vibe based classifier tho.
White Tip Reef Shark: just a lil’ guy
Oceanic White Tip Shark: watch your ass
White Tip Reef Shark: just a lil’ guy
Oceanic White Tip Shark: watch your ass
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Entirely temperament/vibe based classifier tho.
White Tip Reef Shark: just a lil’ guy
Oceanic White Tip Shark: watch your ass
White Tip Reef Shark: just a lil’ guy
Oceanic White Tip Shark: watch your ass
This is not size dependent either. Woe betide the man who overlooks the important designation “wee beastie”
See: centipedes, geese, wasps, badgers, lionfish, magpies, pirhanas
See: centipedes, geese, wasps, badgers, lionfish, magpies, pirhanas
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is not size dependent either. Woe betide the man who overlooks the important designation “wee beastie”
See: centipedes, geese, wasps, badgers, lionfish, magpies, pirhanas
See: centipedes, geese, wasps, badgers, lionfish, magpies, pirhanas
Tamales también
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Tamales también
Reposted by Bilge Shakespier 🌊🌋
One of the great things about living in Hawaii is we wake up 5-6 hours after the EST people have already absorbed most of the day’s psychic damage for us.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of the great things about living in Hawaii is we wake up 5-6 hours after the EST people have already absorbed most of the day’s psychic damage for us.
first thing we see on this website is a thousand contextless memes, really hyping us up for whatever fresh hell awaits.
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
first thing we see on this website is a thousand contextless memes, really hyping us up for whatever fresh hell awaits.
One of the great things about living in Hawaii is we wake up 5-6 hours after the EST people have already absorbed most of the day’s psychic damage for us.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of the great things about living in Hawaii is we wake up 5-6 hours after the EST people have already absorbed most of the day’s psychic damage for us.
I have it on good authority that they still do.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have it on good authority that they still do.
beat me to it
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
beat me to it
Speak “bilge” and I appear.
Also hatch green chile? Nice.
Also hatch green chile? Nice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Speak “bilge” and I appear.
Also hatch green chile? Nice.
Also hatch green chile? Nice.
They should come over to Big Island. I just wanna talk.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They should come over to Big Island. I just wanna talk.
Something, ere the end, some work of noble note may yet be done, not unbefitting men who strove with gods
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Something, ere the end, some work of noble note may yet be done, not unbefitting men who strove with gods
Bro had me looking outside at 19 degrees north here
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Bro had me looking outside at 19 degrees north here
Mahalo, Zach.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mahalo, Zach.
First I went the “whaaaaat? Why don’t we have this in Hawaii Costco?”
And then I realized slow cooker kalua pork is just pork, Hawaiian salt and liquid smoke, and nobody here would actually buy a mainland brand pre-seasoned one.
…is it good tho?
And then I realized slow cooker kalua pork is just pork, Hawaiian salt and liquid smoke, and nobody here would actually buy a mainland brand pre-seasoned one.
…is it good tho?
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
First I went the “whaaaaat? Why don’t we have this in Hawaii Costco?”
And then I realized slow cooker kalua pork is just pork, Hawaiian salt and liquid smoke, and nobody here would actually buy a mainland brand pre-seasoned one.
…is it good tho?
And then I realized slow cooker kalua pork is just pork, Hawaiian salt and liquid smoke, and nobody here would actually buy a mainland brand pre-seasoned one.
…is it good tho?
All right you win
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
All right you win
Ruger 10/22 ftw. Honorable mention: Henry Lever .22
October 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ruger 10/22 ftw. Honorable mention: Henry Lever .22
As an avocado farmer, I approve this message.
October 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As an avocado farmer, I approve this message.
Big Island avos no ka oi
October 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Big Island avos no ka oi