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Took 2 gummies and now I’m mansplaining Ruthless Aggression era wrestling to this man while I get a foot rub
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Took 2 gummies and now I’m mansplaining Ruthless Aggression era wrestling to this man while I get a foot rub
There was a time in my life when a lighter flick at the start of a song meant Lil Wayne was about to crack open my frontal lobe, whisper some forbidden wisdom, and send me back into the world changed, reckless, and oddly confident.
I miss it.
I miss it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There was a time in my life when a lighter flick at the start of a song meant Lil Wayne was about to crack open my frontal lobe, whisper some forbidden wisdom, and send me back into the world changed, reckless, and oddly confident.
I miss it.
I miss it.
Ion do that lingerie, baby. You better lift this John Cena farewell tour shirt up.
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ion do that lingerie, baby. You better lift this John Cena farewell tour shirt up.
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I do not want anyone from outside of the culture doing anything on Hip-Hop. I do not care how acclaimed their body of work is.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I do not want anyone from outside of the culture doing anything on Hip-Hop. I do not care how acclaimed their body of work is.
The other app is down so I’ll camp over here today
miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a yellow dress and a pearl necklace
ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a yellow dress and a pearl necklace
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The other app is down so I’ll camp over here today
Making the starter pack of Sidebar FM 🎧✨ What topics need my voice on them? Hot takes, culture, fashion, films—hit me with it 👇🏾
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Making the starter pack of Sidebar FM 🎧✨ What topics need my voice on them? Hot takes, culture, fashion, films—hit me with it 👇🏾
It’s really this easy
September 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It’s really this easy
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It’s a fine nigga recession. The niggas is just not fine no more. White mamas and drugs done fucked it up. Prove me wrong and show me
August 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s a fine nigga recession. The niggas is just not fine no more. White mamas and drugs done fucked it up. Prove me wrong and show me
Don’t do this again.
July 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don’t do this again.
Why am I in it?
She got some hefty haulers
July 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Why am I in it?
I would have gave him a son.
July 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I would have gave him a son.
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Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
I am going to Disney World
I am going to Disney World
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
I am going to Disney World
I am going to Disney World
I got invited to a Night of Champions watch party tomorrow and idk if I should go or not.
Cuz is the niggas gonna be out or nah?
Cuz is the niggas gonna be out or nah?
June 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got invited to a Night of Champions watch party tomorrow and idk if I should go or not.
Cuz is the niggas gonna be out or nah?
Cuz is the niggas gonna be out or nah?
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I can’t right now, I’m roasting my dog in her 360 review
June 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can’t right now, I’m roasting my dog in her 360 review
Hello?!
I need a good weekend tryna have me too
I need a good weekend tryna have me too
June 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hello?!
I need a good weekend tryna have me too
I need a good weekend tryna have me too
A day was had yesterday.
FanaticsFest will be seeing me next year.
FanaticsFest will be seeing me next year.
June 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A day was had yesterday.
FanaticsFest will be seeing me next year.
FanaticsFest will be seeing me next year.
I can do this in 6 hours
I remember someone was supposed to name 103 problems men caused, and said she’d have that list in 24 hours, but I knew that was a lie
June 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can do this in 6 hours
So ready for the beach tomorrow.
June 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So ready for the beach tomorrow.
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I cant wrap my head around the megamillions ticket bein $5 a pop now lol. It was easier to justify spending money on a lottery id never win when it was $2 and i could buy 2 at a time and daydream for a few days, but now 2 tix are $10? Thats lunch money right there
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I cant wrap my head around the megamillions ticket bein $5 a pop now lol. It was easier to justify spending money on a lottery id never win when it was $2 and i could buy 2 at a time and daydream for a few days, but now 2 tix are $10? Thats lunch money right there
10% overlap maybe
How similar are How to Train Your Dragon and Game of thrones plot lines ?
May 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
10% overlap maybe