Hanging chads give me violent flashbacks

This was me in 2005. That’s been my man his whole life

Lmfao I need more nonsense discourse.

On the other app the current one running amok is does child free apply to newborns for a wedding

My boss used to laugh at my long nails and once we were in the street and a man stopped me to compliment them.

I think she thought I was selling on the side

I never realized how upset men get you cut your nails down / off.

Full beards only from here on out