swaggerlie_pissera
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the heehooer, the silly maxxer, the littlest fella
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the heehooer, the silly maxxer, the littlest fella
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happy birthday
September 11, 2023 at 10:25 PM
happy birthday
time for my quarterly bluesky post of my own joke i'm way too proud of
July 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
time for my quarterly bluesky post of my own joke i'm way too proud of
"why won't you use bluesky"
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"why won't you use bluesky"
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rip to the cia guys having to wait until they can kill these guys without it being a public outrage thats gotta be some serious blue balls
February 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
rip to the cia guys having to wait until they can kill these guys without it being a public outrage thats gotta be some serious blue balls
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the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude
February 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude
smelling a girls BO trail after she walks by before pulling an exaggerated yawn and loudly proclaiming "boy is it hard being a beautiful 30 year old alcoholic who's dumb as rocks" to no one in particular
February 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
smelling a girls BO trail after she walks by before pulling an exaggerated yawn and loudly proclaiming "boy is it hard being a beautiful 30 year old alcoholic who's dumb as rocks" to no one in particular
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I hope China just fuckin [visible nosebleed] demolishes us man. We're worthless. [Sweating profusely] We're soft
January 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I hope China just fuckin [visible nosebleed] demolishes us man. We're worthless. [Sweating profusely] We're soft
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managed this tweet while I was withered and dying in my hotel room on acid and couldn't figure out how to find the festival schedule to see when korn started
May 14, 2023 at 10:25 PM
managed this tweet while I was withered and dying in my hotel room on acid and couldn't figure out how to find the festival schedule to see when korn started
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hey guys whats up. whats up guys
August 6, 2023 at 2:26 AM
hey guys whats up. whats up guys
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the dutch thing be like its cobblin time
August 16, 2023 at 7:08 AM
the dutch thing be like its cobblin time
pretty sure i successfully rizzed up a crush by drunkenly admitting i only own a strap because my dick is small on new years. anything can happen if you want it never kill yourself
January 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
pretty sure i successfully rizzed up a crush by drunkenly admitting i only own a strap because my dick is small on new years. anything can happen if you want it never kill yourself
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does anyone know why my flum bar says not to expose to aphex twin
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
does anyone know why my flum bar says not to expose to aphex twin
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
buoy has been selected for Punishment
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM
buoy has been selected for Punishment
heartbreaking: the masses are absolutely still dorks but now theres enough cool people who prefer to post here i'm compelled to check it
so is this place fun yet or is it still for dorks
December 9, 2024 at 9:40 AM
heartbreaking: the masses are absolutely still dorks but now theres enough cool people who prefer to post here i'm compelled to check it
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bus stop, looping animation from ~2021 - kind of a test to see if i can successfully upload my more well known gifs this way
December 8, 2024 at 10:41 PM
bus stop, looping animation from ~2021 - kind of a test to see if i can successfully upload my more well known gifs this way
i just wanna know why its cheaper to shut down thousands of peoples regular commute than it is to hire four traffic cops
The city soaked this long running techno street festival for tens of thousands of dollars and now the organizers are over it.
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 PM
i just wanna know why its cheaper to shut down thousands of peoples regular commute than it is to hire four traffic cops
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can we please please pretend that dollposting is still a thing for just one sec so i can post some shit like "in doll civilization you can either make the one block jump for the tea or the one block vertical jump for the big hat" please you have no idea how badly i fucking need this
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 AM
can we please please pretend that dollposting is still a thing for just one sec so i can post some shit like "in doll civilization you can either make the one block jump for the tea or the one block vertical jump for the big hat" please you have no idea how badly i fucking need this
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found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since
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The moving plans I've been working on for months have suddenly fallen through and I need more funds. Opening commissions!!!
November 19, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The moving plans I've been working on for months have suddenly fallen through and I need more funds. Opening commissions!!!